Friday, May 06, 2005

Whacky Headlines

  • Baseball Coach Charged For Having Sex With Teen
  • How much did they charge him? Did he use his MasterCard, and did he get frequent-flier miles?
  • Man Accused Of Performing Abortions Without License
  • Let's hope he used sterile surgical instruments, though.
  • Mars lander wreckage found
  • The bad news is that it was on Venus.
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