The Rev. Ted Haggard, who resigned as one of the nation's top evangelical leaders, admitted Friday he had contacted male prostitute Mike Jones for a massage and bought drugs from him.A "massage"? Who the hell does he think he's kidding? Who the hell pays $200 for a massage that doesn't end happily?
Haggard said he never had sex with Jones and never used the methamphetamine drug he bought.
If he thinks the fundies will fall for that, he's either too dumb to play dead in a cowboy movie or he's completely forgotten how far that got a certain president. Then again, he's talking to a bunch of people who believe the world started off with two naked people and a talking snake...
