Bolton Out, Santorum In?

So John Bolton is out at the UN. Not a big surprise; if he couldn't get an up or down vote from the Republican senate, it wasn't gonna happen with the Democrats in charge. Cue up Aloha on the steel guitar for Mr. Bolton; as a parting gift we have the new Norelco cordless mustache trimmer.

So guess who the National Review is touting as his replacement? Rick Santorum.

As Andrew Sullivan notes, you can't make this stuff up.