Rhetorical Question of the Day

Can someone please explain to me what it was that gave Ann Coulter the impression that anyone cares what she thinks or says?

She's not terribly original, she rarely says anything constructive, and, to quote Jerry Lawrence and Bob Lee in Inherit the Wind, she's never pushed noun against a verb except to blow something up. She's basically the Paris Hilton of punditry; famous for being famous.

PS: Why am I giving her any attention? Because it's a rhetorical question.

HT to Spudsy.