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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Reid This... 

The pseudo-scandal the right is trying to make out of Sen. Harry Reid's (D-NV) supposed corruption at having accepted "free tickets" to a boxing match just got another body blow.

The righties have been claiming that Sen. Reid should have paid for his "tickets" and that by accepting them, he was guilty of being bribed by the Nevada boxing commission. It turns out, however, that it would have been illegal for him to pay for the tickets. Paul Kiel at TPMmuckraker explains it all for you.
OK, so we've nailed this down. It would have been against state law for Harry Reid to have reimbursed the Nevada Athletic Commission for credentials.

Clearly, this is pretty far down in the weeds. But the AP actually got a pretty significant fact wrong. So let me run through the details.

Bob Arum, the boxing promoter who gave the credentials to Reid and Sen. John McCain, made that claim to The Las Vegas Review Journal. But I wanted to check up on that, so I called Keith Kizer, the Executive Director of the Nevada Athletic Commission. Kizer should know - he is a lawyer and former Chief Deputy Attorney General for the state of Nevada.

"It would be illegal," Kizer said, explaining that it fell under a state law prohibiting agencies or individuals for charging access to government property. The credentials provide access to the commission's area near the ring. "It would be like charging someone for access to a senator's office," Kizer added with no apparent sense of irony.

He went on to explain that credentials are given out to governmental officials and others in order to observe the commission's activity. Sometimes the credentials are provided in addition to tickets - sometimes officials sit in the commission's area.

Reid's office, meanwhile, confirmed that Reid received a credential, and not a ticket to the bout: "We know it for a fact that he had a credential.”

I have written to the AP asking whether they planned on issuing a correction and was promised a reply "this afternoon." In his piece, John Solomon referred to Reid having received (reimbursable) "tickets" to the fight.
And here is the latest from the right-wing backtracking and apologizing to Sen. Reid for their attacks:

[crickets]

Thought so.

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Gorging on Gore 

The Guardian interviews Al Gore:
Al Gore has made his sharpest attack yet on the George Bush presidency, describing the current US administration as "a renegade band of rightwing extremists".

In an interview with the Guardian today, the former vice-president calls himself a "recovering politician", but launches into the political fray more explicitly than he has previously done during his high-profile campaigning on the threat of global warming.

Denying that his politics have shifted to the left since he lost the court battle for the 2000 election, Mr Gore says: "If you have a renegade band of rightwing extremists who get hold of power, the whole thing goes to the right."

But he claims he does not "expect to be a candidate" for president again, while refusing explicitly to rule out another run. Asked if any event could change his mind, he says: "Not that I can see."

Mr Gore, who appeared at the Guardian Hay literary festival over the bank holiday weekend, is promoting An Inconvenient Truth, a documentary and book detailing the climate change crisis that he warns "could literally end civilisation".

The new levels of attention he is receiving have led some Democrats to call on him to run again for president, while others have responded with anger that Mr Gore did not show the same level of passion in the 2000 campaign.

He has since acknowledged that he followed too closely the advice of his consultants during that campaign, and - before he started to scoff at the idea of running again - swore that if he ever did so, he would speak his mind.
Okay, he's got a movie out, he's on the cover of magazines, and, as the Guardian notes, he's making all the noises that politicians make when they're sending up trial balloons (witness John Kerry's recent resusitation of his battle against the Swift Boat scumbags). In spite of the fact that it seems pointless -- to me, at least -- to be wasting time and pixels on the 2008 election when there is a more pressing election looming in five months, this interest in the doings of Al Gore isn't going to go away, so we might as well deal with it.

Forty years ago Richard Nixon came back from ignominy after a razor-thin election loss to John F. Kennedy in 1960 and a humiliating defeat in 1962 in his run for governor of California in which he famously told the press they "wouldn't have Nixon to kick around any more." But by 1968 with the Democrats in tragic disarray, Nixon had collected enough IOU's from the Republican base for supporting them in local races and he won the election by promising a return to "law and order" and a swift end to the war in Vietnam. (We got neither.) And while Mr. Nixon may not the be best role model for a defeated presidential candidate, he proved that even a man with a likeability quotient on the level of an alligator in Florida can run and win again. Certainly Mr. Gore has more charm and affability than Mr. Nixon ever had -- if those are qualities that actually matter in choosing a president.

It used to be that presidential candidates were easily recycled from one campaign to the next. William Jennings Bryan was the nominee three times, Thomas E. Dewey ran twice, as did Adlai Stevenson. The fact that all of these men lost is not insignificant, but it does indicate that their parties were either willing to give them another chance or they were so lacking in alternatives that they had no choice. Nowadays -- at least in the last forty years -- a defeated presidential candidate is forgotten as quickly as the bumperstickers can be pulled off (whatever happened to Michael Dukakis?). But in this time when we're talking about renewable resources and recycling, does make sense to reject the possibility that a candidate who won the popular vote and took his defeat gracefully should be rejected just because he lost? Mind you, this is not an endorsement of Mr. Gore running again per se, but it also doesn't mean he should be dismissed out of hand.

Yeah, I know he's saying he's not running. (And John McCain used to be uncategorical in his statements that he wasn't running either, so you know how valid those claims are.) So, whaddaya think...should Al Gore try again?

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Blogging in Egypt Can Be Dangerous 

A cautionary tale from Cairo:
Just over a year ago, Alaa Seif al-Islam was one of a growing number of Egyptian bloggers who recounted their lives online, published poetry, provided Web tips, helped private aid agencies use the Internet and stayed out of politics.

But on May 25, 2005, Seif al-Islam witnessed the beating of women at a pro-democracy rally in central Cairo by supporters of the ruling National Democratic Party. He was then roughed up by police, who confiscated the laptop computer ever at his hand.

After that, Seif al-Islam's blog turned to politics. It began not only to describe the troubles of Egypt under its authoritarian president, Hosni Mubarak, but also described acts of repression and became a vehicle for organizing public protests.

On May 7, Seif al-Islam took part in a downtown sit-in to show support for two judges whose jobs are threatened because they denounced electoral fraud during parliamentary elections in November.

Police with sticks broke up the protest and trucked dozens of demonstrators, including Seif al-Islam, to jail, where he remains.

At least six bloggers are among about 300 protesters jailed during the past month's suppression of demonstrations. The bloggers, supporters say, were singled out by police, who pointed them out before agents rushed in to hustle them away. In the view of some human rights observers, the Egyptian government has begun to note political activity online and is taking steps to rein it in.

[...]

Under Egypt's emergency laws, which have been in place for 25 years, the bloggers can be jailed indefinitely. A special court reviews such detentions only every 15 days. Some prisoners held under emergency laws have been jailed for more than a decade.

Among the charges lodged against Seif al-Islam is insulting Mubarak, who has been Egypt's president for a quarter-century.

[...]

Publicity about the recent demonstrations, with pictures of beatings and arrests spreading throughout the Egyptian press, on Arabic satellite television stations and on the Internet, appears to be getting under Mubarak's skin. In an interview published Tuesday in the state-run Al Gumhuria newspaper, he called the protests "evidence of democracy" but went on to say that coverage of the demonstrations reflects "mean intentions and a desire to achieve personal benefits.

"Most of what they are writing could be punished according to the law, because it is libel and blasphemy," Mubarak said. Referring to himself as the source of whatever free speech exists in Egypt, he added: "If they think that what they are doing is an expression of their freedom, they should remember who gave them this chance, and who is insisting on its continuity."
That could never happen here... right? I mean, no one could get roughed up for protesting an election result, or bring down the wrath of the government and put their life or job in danger just for embarrassing the president... right?

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A Ford in Our Future? 

The New York Times profiles Rep. Harold Ford (D-TN), who is running for the Senate in Tennessee.
Mr. Ford, 36, is a Democrat in a conservative state that has not elected a Democrat to the Senate since 1990. He is the scion of a polarizing political family with an uncle under indictment on federal corruption charges, or, as Mr. Ford dryly puts it on the campaign trail, "You may have read a few things about my family." He is an African-American in a region that has not sent an African-American to the Senate since Reconstruction.

Moreover, the South has become a Republican stronghold in recent years, the castle keep for the party's Senate majority. Democrats lost five seats in the region in 2004. Of the 22 Senate seats in the South, only 4 are now held by Democrats. Party leaders are keenly aware that until they make inroads in the South, any stable majority in the Senate will be hard to achieve. But they have hopes that Mr. Ford can begin to turn the tide.

And Mr. Ford, a five-term congressman from Memphis, rouses his audiences, white and black, with little parables of political possibility: How he was driving back to Memphis one day on the campaign trail, fired up after a meeting at a church, and decided to stop and shake hands at a bar and grill called the Little Rebel. How he looked with some trepidation at the Confederate flag outside and the parking lot filled with pickup trucks, covered with bumper stickers for President Bush and the National Rifle Association.

And how he was greeted, when he walked through the door, by a woman at the bar who gave him a huge hug. "And she said, 'Baby, we've been waiting to see you.' "

[...]

It was viewed as a measure of Republican concern when the National Republican Senatorial Committee began a series of personal attacks with a Web site called "Fancy Ford," mocking Mr. Ford for vacationing in the Hamptons, socializing and raising money with stars like Sarah Jessica Parker, and wearing Armani suits. The Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee responded with a Web site called "Fancy Frist," cataloging the patrician tastes of the current Republican senator.

"My grandmother used to say, 'bless their hearts,' " Mr. Ford said of the attacks while campaigning across eastern Tennessee. "When people don't have anything meaningful to say, they go on the attack."

[...]

In the tradition of other Southern Democrats who prospered in conservative times, Mr. Ford presents himself as a pro-growth, centrist, fiscal hawk.

He voted for the resolution authorizing the use of force in Iraq (he has also called for the resignation of Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld), for a constitutional amendment outlawing same-sex marriage and for the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act. NARAL Pro-Choice America considers him "mixed choice" on abortion; the National Rifle Association gave him a grade of C in the 2004 election. He also backs a constitutional amendment to require a balanced budget.

Mr. Ford is known as something of an ambitious maverick in his party; he challenged Representative Nancy Pelosi of California for the minority leader's job in 2002. According to Congressional Quarterly ratings, he voted with his party 83 percent of the time in 2005, below the average Democratic party unity score of 88 percent. Republicans say he is still the most liberal member of the Tennessee delegation.

Mr. Ford agrees that "the most toxic word in the political vocabulary in this state is liberal" and fights the ideological characterization. He is an accomplished, seemingly effortless campaigner, slipping comfortably between the old cadences of Southern populism, "new Democrat" optimism and the rich oratory of the black church.

About 16 percent of Tennessee's population is black; in addition to "campaigning everywhere," as Mr. Ford puts it, his campaign needs a major turnout in black communities. "I can't do this without you," he told a group of black ministers in Knoxville. After a day of frenetic campaigning, with more to come into the night, he ended simply: "I just want to be a good senator. If we make some history, fair enough."
And best of all, he'd replace the retiring Bill Frist.

Should Mr. Ford win, it will be a sign that not only is the Republican grip on the South losing some of its power but that the next generation of Democrats is beginning to step into office. They've seen how the Republicans treat government as both a weapon and an enemy, and they saw the possibilites that government can be a force for good in some aspects of the Clinton administration; at the least they knew how to handle a budget. The next generation seems to be both more pragmatic and more hopeful, not afraid to buck the old guard or incur the wrath of some progressives (for example, he has some 'splaining to do about that vote in favor the Federal Marriage Amendment), and appeal to their constituents at home rather than look for a spot on "Meet the Press."

If Mr. Ford intends to follow the lead of someone like Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL), the Democrats could do a lot worse.

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Selective Editing 

Talking Points Memo and AMERICAblog catches the Associated Press in a bit of editing to make the Harry Reid/boxing tickets kerfuffle appear to be more nefarious.

Here's the first version of a part of the story, and note the end of the first paragraph in the citation:
Reid, D-Nev., took the free seats for Las Vegas fights between 2003 and 2005 as he was pressing legislation to increase government oversight of the sport, including the creation of a federal boxing commission that Nevada's agency feared might usurp its authority.

He defended the gifts, saying they would never influence his position on the bill and was simply trying to learn how his legislation might affect an important home state industry. "Anyone from Nevada would say I'm glad he is there taking care of the state's No. 1 businesses," he told The Associated Press.
And here's the re-write:
Reid, D-Nev., took the free seats for Las Vegas fights between 2003 and 2005 from the Nevada Athletic Commission as he pressed legislation to increase federal oversight of boxing, including the creation of a government commission.

Reid defended the gifts, saying they would never influence his position on the boxing bill and that he was simply trying to learn how his legislation might affect an important home state industry. "Anyone from Nevada would say I'm glad he is there taking care of the state's No. 1 businesses," he told The Associated Press.
Hey, I'm all in favor of "tightening up" a story to make it flow better -- Dog knows I do that when I write a post. But it's different when you drop out a part of the story that changes the meaning of the story. In the first version it's clear that the Nevada boxing commission was worried that Sen. Reid would vote against their interest (note: he did). In the second version it sounds like Sen. Reid is being paid off for being in favor of their goals.

Whether or not reporter John Solomon had a hand in this is unknown. Mr. Solomon has been accused by some observers as have a variety of axes to grind, including some unfavorable reporting of people who have invoked the ire of the current administration. As John Aravosis notes at AMERICAblog,
It is very difficult to believe that this was anything other than intentional on the part of the Associated Press. They appear to have changed a story - taken the most significant piece of information out of a story - in order to better smear a sitting US Senator. And before the AP says it was a simple mistaken edit, a number of the top blogs wrote about that very sentence yesterday, showing how that sentence proved the AP story was a hatchet job. Would AP now have us believe that they never heard of the criticism, and the sentence simply disappeared by accident?
Good question. Someone should investigate that.

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Off the Reservation 

upyernoz at rubberhose finds a conservative blogger, Jeff Harrell at The Shape of Days, who has had enough.
I believed, you know? I was sincere. I was sincere and I was shell-shocked. September 11 changed everything for me. I’d seen war up close — or rather I thought I had — and it changed everything.

But here we are, four years later plus a few months. Not one but two enemy nations invaded and defeated, and terrorism is still with us. Four and a half years of unprecedented diplomatic rhetoric, and terrorism is still with us. An overseas prison camp full of captured enemies — or suspected enemies — and terrorism is still with us. The most concerted, comprehensive signals intelligence campaign in human history, and terrorism is still with us. Still with us, and growing stronger, emboldened by anger at our excesses.

Oh, sure. The exegencies of war, right? In a war, you do whatever you have to do to win and to win quickly, because once the battle has been joined, that’s the only way to save lives. But here’s the thing: We’re not at war. War is more than a legal condition. It’s a state of political will. We as a nation never had the political will to wage the kind of generations-long campaign against the ideology of radicalism and terrorism onto which we reflexively embarked after 9/11. And the sitting President — whom I sincerely believe to be a man of faith and conscience — did nothing to engender that kind of political will.

We’re not at war. But we’re doing the kinds of things, both at home and abroad, that would only be justified — could only be excused — in a war. And not a war of convenience, either, or a war to enforce the edict of some pseudo-legal body. The tactics we’ve employed in the past four years could only be tolerated in a desperate and frantic war for our very survival.

And that’s just not where we are. It’s not where we are, and it’s not where we’re willing to put ourselves.

And most important of all,
it’s not where we have to be.

[...]

Now, don’t misunderstand me. I don’t have any answers here, none at all. I don’t know what that third way is. All I know is that we’re on the wrong path — as a nation, as a people, as a world — and that trying to return things to status quo ante bellum is a fantasy. There has to be another way. There has to be.

I just don’t know what it is. Or where to find it.

So what’s my answer? Close the prison camps, pull our troops out of foreign lands, disband the NSA? No, of course not. That’s what I’m saying: I don’t have an answer. But because the men and women whom we’ve elected to represent us and lead for us aren’t even asking the questions, I can no longer stand behind them.

Hear me now, Internet: I do not give a damn about government spending. I don’t give a damn about immigration. I don’t even give a damn about Iran at the moment. Right now, I can’t give a damn about any of those things. Because they’re just polishing the brass on the Titanic, man. They’re just fiddling while Rome burns all around us.

We have to find a way out. We went down the wrong path after 9/11, and we’re still barreling down the wrong path at full speed.

We have to find a way out. We have to find a way out.
It's too bad when reality comes and bitch-slaps you around; we've all had it happen. It tells a lot about person and their character in how they deal with it. And as much as he accuses the Republicans of going the wrong way, he also nails the Democrats, which is why he refers to a "third way."

I give Mr. Harrell props for his candor, and I also see hope in that he is not giving up. I may not agree with him about the path he will now take, but I applaud his strength of character for willing to take on his now-former friends and endure the inevitable slings and arrows that will come his way.

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Speaker Pelosi? 

The New York Times profiles Nancy Pelosi, who could actually become a more potent force in American politics than Hillary Clinton if the Democrats win back the House in November.
Hoping to win a Congressional majority in November, some optimistic Democratic lawmakers have taken to referring to Representative Nancy Pelosi as "speaker," as in speaker of the House. So have some optimistic Republicans.

"She ought to be a big component of the fall campaign," said Ed Rogers, a Republican strategist and lobbyist. "There are some Democrats who make really good bad guys."

Ms. Pelosi, the California Democrat and House minority leader, lends herself to easy caricature by Republicans. She is an unapologetic liberal, with a voting record to match (the Republican National Committee chairman, Ken Mehlman, said she was neither a "New Democrat" nor an "Old Democrat" but a "prehistoric Democrat"). She is wealthy (married to an investment banker, she has assets listed at more than $16 million). She represents San Francisco, which Republicans love to invoke as a hotbed of counterculture decadence and extremism.

"Is America ready for Nancy Pelosi's Contract With San Francisco?" asked Representative Ric Keller, Republican of Florida, posing a question that, one imagines, could form the basis of many Republican advertisements this fall.
So, the Republicans who scolded the Democrats for trying to make the mid-term elections about Tom DeLay and his corrupt empire and who warn them against making it a national election about the politics of personal destruction have no problem demonizing Nancy Pelosi.

To paraphrase Nelson Eddy, "Ah, sweet irony of life at last I've found thee..."

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Another in a Long Series... 

Dan Balz takes his turn at trying to define Hillary Clinton.
After three decades in public life, New York's junior senator is one of the most recognized women in the world, her every move and utterance interpreted amid the assumption in Democratic circles and her own circle that her reelection campaign this fall will pivot into a run for president in 2008. Yet for all her fame, there are missing pieces to the Clinton puzzle: What does she stand for? And where would she try to take the country if elected?

[...]

Her detractors find much -- and much different -- to criticize. Liberal columnist Molly Ivins dismisses Clinton as the embodiment of "triangulation, calculation and equivocation." Markos Moulitsas, whose Daily Kos Web site often attacks the Democratic establishment, ridicules her as a leader who is "afraid to offend." The Rev. Jerry Falwell, echoing a view shared by many Republicans, calls her a liberal "ideologue" who is far more doctrinaire than her husband.
Some of the greatest leaders in our history have been enigmatic and hard to read; FDR infuriated members of both parties for seeming to agree with everybody, and the most reviled president of recent history, Richard Nixon, was completely unfathomable to friends and opponents alike -- sometimes doing things that were unabashedly liberal such as creating the EPA and pushing for affirmative action. So Hillary Clinton is hard to pin down; after eight years of a simplistic, reactionary and arrogant president who's only regret so far is that he quoted John Wayne out of context, a candidate who is willing to listen to both sides and at the same time piss them off would, at the least, be a refreshing change.

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Sucker Punch 

Whoo, big scandal brewing here. The AP's John Solomon reports that Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV) accepted free tickets to a boxing match.
Senate Democratic Leader Harry M. Reid (Nev.) accepted free ringside tickets from the Nevada Athletic Commission to three professional boxing matches while that state agency was trying to influence him on federal regulation of boxing.

Reid took the free seats for Las Vegas fights between 2003 and 2005 as he was pressing legislation to increase government oversight of the sport, including the creation of a federal boxing commission that Nevada's agency feared might usurp its authority.

He defended the gifts, saying that they would never influence his position on the bill and he was simply trying to learn how his legislation might affect an important home state industry. "Anyone from Nevada would say I'm glad he is there taking care of the state's number one businesses," he said. "I love the fights anyways, so it wasn't like being punished," added the senator, a former boxer and boxing judge.

Senate ethics rules generally allow lawmakers to accept gifts from federal, state or local governments, but specifically warn against taking such gifts -- particularly on multiple occasions -- when they might be connected to efforts to influence official actions.
Sounds like a big deal, eh? The only problem is that, as Josh Marshall notes, Mr. Reid voted against the state boxing commission.

Mr. Solomon seems to have issues with Sen. Reid. As Paul Kiel notes, this is the second time he has breathlessly reported that the Senate Minority Leader is connected with shady dealings only to have it fizzle out like a popcorn fart.
Solomon's foil for Reid's alleged ethical shortcoming is Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), who "insisted on paying $1,400 for the tickets he shared with Reid for a 2004 championship fight." He's the hero of Solomon's piece, the one who went the extra distance to make sure there was no appearance of impropriety. That's commendable, but it's by no means apparent that it was a step McCain was obligated to take. I for one can't muster up even a puff of indigation over the fact that a former boxer and boxing judge, former head of the Nevada Gaming Commission, and current Senator from Nevada accepted free tickets to boxing matches in Las Vegas.

Solomon is so dead-set on illustrating bipartisan parity on corruption that he's blind to the weakness of the arguments he's making. If this is the best that he can come up with after several months, I have to say that Reid seems remarkably incorruptible.
And it sounds like both the Nevada state boxing commission and Mr. Solomon are losers.

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Monday, May 29, 2006

Just A Phone, Dammit 

I have a cell phone. I use it to make and receive phone calls. I don't take pictures with it, I don't play games on it, I don't send text messages, I don't read e-mails, or play music on it. When it rings, it rings; it doesn't play the fourth movement of Dvorak's Symphony Number 9 ("From the New World") or It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp. I don't talk on it when I'm driving (which apparently makes me unique in Miami), I try to avoid taking calls in the presence of others, and I am proud to say that I have never text-messaged anyone: that's what a computer is for.

You would be amazed at how hard it was to convince the people at the cell phone store to get me a plain phone. Last November when I traded in my three-year-old Kyocera (an antique in cell phone terms), I looked all over the store for, as I told the salesman, a phone that just makes and receives calls and nothing else. You could practically hear his crest falling. He finally found a little Samsung model that had what I wanted -- nothing -- and when I told him to disable the text messaging reception, it looked like I told him that his dog had died.

Apparently I'm not the only one who is frustrated by overwhelming technology. I think anything that requires a class to learn how to use a "convenience" (i.e. a BlackBerry) kind of defeats the definition of "convenience."

I'm not a Luddite about things like that; it certainly makes life a little easier to be able to call someone when you're lost on the way to their house. But with it comes an expectation that courtesy and privacy aren't to be given up for the sake of convenience, and listening to someone nattering away loudly on their cell phone in the middle of a movie theatre is just plain rude.

I don't think cell phones have actually contributed to the coarsening of our culture any more than TV has made us more violent -- after all, they are just the media -- but they have made it easier to forget that the best form of person-to-person communication is face-to-face.

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No Sequels 

This may be the start of the summer blockbuster season for movies and the plague of sequels that come with them: M:i:3, Fast & Furious Tokyo Drift, The Olsen Twins Get Kinky (okay, I made that last one up...I hope), but the rule is that sequels, with few exceptions, barely resemble their predecessors or just plain suck out loud.

The same is true in political dynasties. The Adams family (another movie?) was the first, but father John and son John Quincy apparently despised each other. The Roosevelts were distant cousins, and uncle Theodore was a progressive Republican (when, in the early part of the 20th Century, that was not an oxymoron) and cousin Franklin was a Democrat who didn't even run for office until Teddy had been dead for thirteen years. The Kennedy dynasty has only had one superstar, and no one of the following generations has indicated in any way, shape, or form that they are ready to follow their ancestors beyond the House; they have devoted themselves to working behind the scenes (vis. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg).

Now they're talking about yet another Bush in the person of Jeb, the current but out-going governor of Florida picking up the tattered mantle of his family name and running for the White House in 2012 or 2016. His brother, the current president, has been making noises that he thinks Jeb would make a "great president" (Compared to what? His own tenure?) and doing it in a way that he sounds subtextually as if he wishes that it was Jeb in office instead of him.

As it is, Jeb would be better off changing his name to Lipschitz and trying to run on his own merits rather than using his brother's or his father's administration as rallying points. He has been a marginally inoffensive governor here in Florida; certainly not demostrating the knee-jerk radicalism that possesses W, and he is articulate enough to get through a press conference without sounding like a stand-up version of Flop Sweats on Ice.

Had the political fortunes not gone the way they did; had George W. not upset Ann Richards in Texas in 1994 and Jeb lost to Lawton Chiles in the same year, the roles might have been reversed, and Jeb might have had a real shot in 2000. As it is, the family dynamics and all the Freudian/Oedipal/sibling rivalry elements that go with it isn't something that needs to be played out on the national stage with the administration of the United States government as the pawns in a game of "Mom always liked you best."

Then again, there are those who keep hoping that the next entry in the Police Academy series will sweep the Oscars.

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The Highest Priorities 

What do you think are the most important and immediate issues facing America today? Terrorism? Iraq? Global warming? Port security? The budget deficit? The lagging economy? Crumbling schools?

Those are pretty pressing issues, and if you think they should be the top priority of the government, who would tell you that you're wrong?

Well, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, for one. He thinks the most important issues -- things that must take the highest priority -- are gay marriage and flag burning.

That's right, folks. People of the same sex falling in love and getting married, and a form of political speech are more a danger to our nation than Al-Qseda, melting glaciers, or a debt that will take a generation to pay off. This is the kind of leadership we're getting from the United States Senate? Sheesh. Writing bigotry and idol worship into the U.S. Constitution. Our soldiers didn't fight for that.

What does it say about our country when we have people like that in nominal charge?

Sen. Frist insists that this isn't pandering to the Religious Reich and the flag-manufacturing crowd. Uh huh. This is the same guy who said giving $100 to each man, woman, and child for fuel savings relief wasn't pandering, either. He is also seriously contemplating a run for the presidency in 2008.

I think he'd be better off flossing a gorilla.

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Memorial Day 


In a perfect world there would be no need to remember fallen soldiers.

But this isn't a perfect world by any means, and so we must honor them; it is our duty, just as they saw their duty to serve. We also owe it to them to teach our children about what they went through.

Bryan at Why Now? pays a tribute that speaks volumes in a personal and meaningful way.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006

Literary Update 

The long-awaited Chapter 33 of Small Town Boys has been posted at The Practical Press, along with a lot of other good stuff by our team of creative geniuses. The site has been updated, and there seems to be a lot of new material that is coming forth, thanks to the gentle prodding of our mentor.

Chapter 34 is in the works. I swear.

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Sunday Reading 

  • Comic books are moving into the Diversity Dimension.
    X-RAY vision. Teleportation. Shape-shifting. Flight. The special abilities of superheroes are certainly diverse. But historically the faces behind the masks have been much less so. Out of costume the biggest difference was black hair or blond. Green skin was more common than any shade of brown. And on the rare occasion when nonwhite heroes were included, names like Black Panther and Black Lightning telegraphed the difference.

    But this year will be a banner one for diversity in the $500 million comic book business. At DC Comics, an effort is under way to introduce heroes who are not cut from the usual straight white male supercloth. A mix of new concepts, dusted-off code names and existing characters, the new heroes include Blue Beetle, a Mexican teenager powered by a mystical scarab; Batwoman, a lesbian socialite by night and a crime fighter by later in the night; and the Great Ten, a government-sponsored Chinese team.

    Over at Marvel Comics, Black Panther, king of the fictional African nation of Wakanda, will soon marry Storm, the weather-controlling mutant and X-Man. Luke Cage, a strong-as-steel black street fighter who married his white girlfriend in April, plays a key role in "New Avengers," the company's best-selling book.

    Comic books have featured minorities before, but the latest push is intended to be a sustained one, taking place in an alternate world that nevertheless reflects American society in general and comics readers in particular, in much the same way that the multicultural casts of television shows like ABC's "Lost" and "Grey's Anatomy" mirror their audiences. "I'm glad we're at the point when they're being rolled out without flourish — not 'Minority Heroes Attack!,' " said Judd Winick, who has written many comics for both Marvel and DC. "It's important just to see them as characters and not a story line about race."

    [...]

    Another effort to link old and new characters centers on Kathy Kane, the gay Batwoman who will appear in costume for the first time in a July issue of "52." Batwoman was introduced in 1956, but she was one of several, often silly additions to the Bat family, including Ace the Bat-Hound (1955), Bat-Mite (1959) and Bat-Girl (1961). In her latest incarnation, Batwoman is a wealthy, buxom lipstick lesbian who has a history with Renee Montoya, an ex-police detective who has a starring role in "52."

    Even so, it's something of a surprise that there are any gay characters hanging out in Gotham City. Last year DC issued a cease-and-desist letter to a New York art gallery for displaying watercolors by Mark Chamberlain that depicted Batman and Robin in intimate positions. "That's not what this is about," Mr. DiDio said. "We're basically showing a different cross section of the world."
  • David Brooks defends the Duke Lacrosse team:
    Witch hunts go in stages. First frenzy, when everybody damns the souls of people they don't know. Then confusion, as the first wave of contradictory facts comes in. Then deafening silence, as everybody studiously ignores the vicious slanders they uttered during the moment of maximum hysteria.

    But now that we know more about the Duke lacrosse team, simple decency requires that we return to that scandal, if only to correct the slurs that were uttered by millions of people, including me.

    [...]

    Team members were caught playing drinking games, publicly urinating and hitting golf balls at buildings. The report notes that their behavior was alarming and deplorable, but adds: "Their conduct has not been different in character than the conduct of the typical Duke student who abuses alcohol. Their reported conduct has not involved fighting, sexual assault or harassment, or racist behavior."

    [...]

    The members of the lacrosse team were male, mostly white and mostly members of the suburban bourgeois middle class (39 of 54 recent graduates went on to careers in finance).

    [...]

    And maybe the saddest part of the whole reaction is not the rush to judgment at the start, but the unwillingness by so many to face the truth now that the more complicated reality has emerged.
    They were just a nice bunch of white heterosexual alcoholic Republicans out for a good time. A fresh batch of George W. Bushes set loose upon the world. If that's the case, jail them all now and save the country from the agony thirty years from now when one of them becomes president.

  • Frank Rich hopes Al Gore will run for president again.
    If "An Inconvenient Truth" isn't actually a test drive for a presidential run, it's the biggest tease since Colin Powell encouraged speculation about his political aspirations during his 1995 book tour. Mr. Gore's nondenial denials about his ambitions (he has "no plans" to run) are Clintonesque. Told by John Heilemann of New York magazine that his movie sometimes feels like a campaign film, Mr. Gore gives a disingenuous answer that triggers an instant flashback to his equivocation about weightier matters during the 2000 debates: "Audiences don't see the movie as political. Paramount did a number of focus-group screenings, and that was very clear." You want to scream: stop this man before he listens to a focus group again!

    Even so, let's hope Mr. Gore runs. He may not be able to pull off the Nixon-style comeback of some bloggers' fantasies, but by pounding away on his best issues, he could at the very least play the role of an Adlai Stevenson or Wendell Willkie, patriotically goading the national debate onto higher ground. "I think the war looms over everything," said Karl Rove this month in bemoaning his boss's poll numbers. It looms over the Democrats, too. But the party's leaders would rather let John Murtha take the heat on Iraq; they don't even have the guts to endorse tougher fuel economy standards in their "new" energy policy. While a Gore candidacy could not single-handedly save the Democrats from themselves any more than his movie can vanquish "X-Men" at the multiplex, it might at least force the party powers that be to start facing some inconvenient but necessary truths.
  • For the record, Adam Nagourney says that Mr. Gore is not interested.

  • Meanwhile, President Bush compares himself to Harry Truman. Trust me, the only thing that George W. Bush and Harry Truman have in common is that they both polled at 29% approval.

  • The Toledo Blade details internal turmoil at the paper over the reporting of the "Coingate" investigation and an anonymous letter sent to the Pulitizer Prize committee.
    On April 3, Blade editors were informed that an eight-page anonymous letter attacking the newspaper's Coingate entry was received by the Pulitzer Prize Board at Columbia University.

    Editors believed that the letter was written by someone working at the newspaper. The letter mentioned "our readers" and detailed Blade meetings, story assignments, and past disciplinary actions against staff members.

    The letter raised questions about the journalistic ethics of Fritz Wenzel, former politics writer for The Blade. Mr. Wenzel had nothing to do with the reporting and writing of the Ohio Coingate scandal, which began with the newspaper's reports in April, 2005, into Tom Noe's failed $50 million rare-coin investment for the state and expanded into corruption in the office of Gov. Bob Taft.

    Editors made a hard choice — to investigate their own staff to determine who wrote the letter. The probe would also address the allegations against Mr. Wenzel.

    [...]

    From the beginning, editors believed a reporter — George Tanber — was a likely suspect. A reporter on and off for 30 years, including 14 years at The Blade, it was well-known that Mr. Tanber was upset about his current reporting assignment on the regional desk. He had also had conflicts with former Blade politics writer Fritz Wenzel, the subject of much of the letter received by the Pulitzer Board.

    By early last week the newspaper's investigation had concluded that Mr. Tanber had written and sent the letter. On Tuesday, after learning that Blade editors had interviewed several staff members whose names had surfaced in the investigation, Mr Tanber asked for a meeting at The Blade.

    When he arrived, he handed editors a two-page statement that acknowledged that he had written the letter to the Pulitzer Board.

    He refused to discuss why he sent the letter, and instead released a statement.

    "I have been relentless and unyielding in seeking the truth … My zeal in journalism ethics matters is well-known and well-established in the newsroom and in the industry," the statement read in part.

    His statement also said that "Coingate was brilliantly researched and reported." This view was in sharp contrast to that expressed in his anonymous letter to the Pulitzer Board, in which he wrote: "In reality, Coingate has proved to be journalism at its worse."

    On Wednesday, Mr. Tanber was suspended and on Thursday he was fired for, among other things, "displaying a pattern of conduct which was dishonest, inappropriate, or both."
    It takes a lot of guts for a major newspaper to investigate themselves and report to the public on their internal workings (are you listening, New York Times?) Ron Royhan, Vice President-Executive Editor of The Blade, explains why the paper did it.
    Dave Murray, The Blade’s special assignments editor, was asked to research and write a report to our readers about the anonymous letter a staff member sent to the Pulitzer Prize Board.

    Our purpose is not to bash any individual, including the author of the letter, or anyone else who may have been directly or indirectly involved.

    Our purpose is to do what newspapers are supposed to do: to uncover the truth, to tell readers what we know.

    The report to readers we are publishing today is unprecedented for The Blade and most newspapers, but we feel our readers have a right to know what happened and who was behind the attempt to discredit a Pulitzer Prize entry, the newspaper, its staff, and its credibility.

    Mr. Murray supervised the six reporters who investigated and wrote the Coingate series. He was the lead editor for projects that were Pulitzer Prize finalists three of the last six years, including the Tiger Force series that won the 2004 Pulitzer Prize for Investigative Reporting, and the national Taylor Family Award for Fairness in Newspapers the same year.

    He was also the newsroom editor who worked directly with the law firm and corporate investigators who were hired to find out who wrote the anonymous letter.

    It is uncomfortable to write about ourselves, but we felt that we owed it to our readers and to our staff to uncover the truth. Ethically it is the right thing to do.
  • If you're looking for a nice place to vacation this summer, check out a part of the country where I used to live -- northern lower Michigan.
    Everybody smiled when sunshine hit the stern of the Phase II.

    The 33-foot cabin cruiser creeping out of the warehouse made it official: Summer was on the way to Indian River.

    Two weeks ago, you could almost nap in the middle of Main Street (make that Straits Highway), but beginning this weekend, "it'll be Woodward Avenue here," said Chad Chapman, 63, after catching a snooze on a park bench along the city's winding namesake.

    Tucked between Burt and Mullett lakes, just 30 miles from the tip of the Mitten, Indian River is shaking off its drowsy spring fever and hustling to get ready for the 4-month summer season that supports the town of 2,008 the rest of the year.

    Groom the miniature golf course, wax and float the boats, stir the chocolate and keep an eye on the spawning sturgeon -- it takes a lot of work to make some fun for the fudgies.

    "Everybody wants their boat in the water by Memorial Day," said Paul Seehaver, who has owned the Indian River Marina with his wife, Debra, for seven years. "They're looking forward to playing again."
    There are times I miss living there...but only in summer.

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    Saturday, May 27, 2006

    A "Swift" Return 

    John Kerry is still fighting the Swift Boat Veterans.
    Three decades after the Vietnam War and nearly two years after Mr. Kerry's failed presidential bid, most Americans have probably forgotten why it ever mattered whether he went to Cambodia or that the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth accused him of making it all up, saying he was dishonest and lacked patriotism.

    But among those who were on the front lines of the 2004 campaign, the battle over Mr. Kerry's wartime service continues, out of the limelight but in some ways more heatedly — because unlike then, Mr. Kerry has fully engaged in the fight. Only those on Mr. Kerry's side, however, have gathered new evidence to support their case.

    The Swift boat group continues to spend money on Washington consultants, according to public records, and last fall it gave $100,000 to a group that promptly sued Mr. Kerry, a Democratic senator from Massachusetts, for allegedly interfering with the release of a film that was critical of him.

    Some of the principals behind the Swift boat group continue to press their claims. John O'Neill, the co-author of the group's best-selling manifesto, "Unfit for Command," criticizes Mr. Kerry on television talk shows and solicits money for conservative causes and candidates. In a South Carolina newspaper, William Schachte recently reprised his allegation that he was aboard the small skimmer where Mr. Kerry received the injury that led to his first Purple Heart, and that Mr. Kerry actually wounded himself.

    Swift boat message boards and anti-Kerry Web sites still boil with accusations that Mr. Kerry fabricated the military reports that led to his military decorations.

    Mr. Kerry, accused even by Democrats of failing to respond to the charges during the campaign, is now fighting back hard.

    "They lied and lied and lied about everything," Mr. Kerry says in an interview in his Senate office. "How many lies do you get to tell before someone calls you a liar? How many times can you be exposed in America today?"
    To some it may sound like sour grapes, to others it may sound like the rumblings of a presidential bid warming up, and to the 101st Fighting Keyboards and the rest of the right-wing chicken-hawk regime it may sound like bait for them to show their true sniveling colors.

    But to me I'm reminded of the fact that the only thing a person can truly call his own is his good name and reputation. It may be two years too late to win the presidency, but it's never too late to take back that which was stolen by men who aren't worthy enough to polish John Kerry's boots. Remember that on Memorial Day.

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    Mexican Standoff 

    Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is reported to have told the White House that he, along with his deputy and FBI Director Robert Mueller, would resign rather than return the documents seized in the FBI search of the Capitol office of Rep. William Jefferson (D-LA).
    Administration officials said [Friday] that the specter of top-level resignations or firings at Justice and the FBI was a crucial turning point in the standoff, helping persuade President Bush to announce a cease-fire on Thursday. Bush ordered that the Jefferson materials be sealed for 45 days while Justice officials and House lawmakers work out their differences, while also making it clear that he expected the case against Jefferson to proceed.

    [...]

    The talk of resignations adds another dramatic element to the remarkable tug of war that has played out since last Saturday night, when about 15 FBI agents executed a search warrant on Jefferson's office in the Rayburn House Office Building.

    The raid -- the first physical FBI search of a congressman's office in U.S. history -- sparked an uproar in the House, where Hastert joined Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) in demanding that the records be returned because they viewed the search as an illegal violation of the constitutional separation of powers.
    The Republicans have gotten so wrapped up in covering their own asses in the name of separation of powers that they are once again capable of attention-deficit disorder on a massive scale. (Someone commented yesterday that the false alarm about gunfire in a Capitol Hill garage was just the sound of the Republicans shooting themselves in the foot again.) They're forgetting about the subject of the investigation itself.

    You have to think that Mr. Jefferson is getting a big kick out of all of this. If he ever goes to trial -- and that's a big if right now -- he will have plenty of grounds for motions to get the evidence tossed, and that's going to go as high as the Supreme Court. Meanwhile, one of his aides has been sent up the river for eight years.

    I used to think that it was a huge waste of time and money to have all these internal squabbles between the House and the White House, and I bemoaned the fact that nothing in the way of the peoples' work was getting done. However, seeing the results of the latest efforts by the lawmakers in Washington, i.e. an immigration bill that can't make up its mind if it's offering a helping hand to undocumented workers or a mass deportation that would put Eichmann to shame, not to mention the piling on of more tax cuts and other garbage that's come out of the legislature, I'm kind of glad they're not hard at work screwing up the peoples' business.

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    The Haditha Incident 

    In the Washington Post, Ellen Knickmeyer relays the story of the incident at Haditha in which U.S. Marines are accused of committing murder in retaliation for the death of one of their own.
    Witnesses to the slaying of 24 Iraqi civilians by U.S. Marines in the western town of Haditha say the Americans shot men, women and children at close range in retaliation for the death of a Marine lance corporal in a roadside bombing.

    Aws Fahmi, a Haditha resident who said he watched and listened from his home as Marines went from house to house killing members of three families, recalled hearing his neighbor across the street, Younis Salim Khafif, plead in English for his life and the lives of his family members. "I heard Younis speaking to the Americans, saying: 'I am a friend. I am good,' " Fahmi said. "But they killed him, and his wife and daughters."

    The 24 Iraqi civilians killed on Nov. 19 included children and the women who were trying to shield them, witnesses told a Washington Post special correspondent in Haditha this week and U.S. investigators said in Washington. The girls killed inside Khafif's house were ages 14, 10, 5, 3 and 1, according to death certificates.

    Two U.S. military boards are investigating the incident as potentially the gravest violation of the law of war by U.S. forces in the three-year-old conflict in Iraq. The U.S. military ordered the probes after Time magazine presented military officials in Baghdad this year with the findings of its own investigation, based on accounts of survivors and on a videotape shot by an Iraqi journalism student at Haditha's hospital and inside victims' houses.

    An investigation by the Naval Criminal Investigative Service into the killings and a separate military probe into an alleged coverup are slated to end in the next few weeks. Marines have briefed members of the Senate Armed Services Committee and other officials on the findings; some of the officials briefed say the evidence is damaging. Charges of murder, dereliction of duty and making a false statement are likely, people familiar with the case said Friday.

    "Marines overreacted . . . and killed innocent civilians in cold blood," said one of those briefed, Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.), a former Marine who maintains close ties with senior Marine officers despite his opposition to the war.
    Rep. Murtha first spoke out about this two weeks ago -- and was roundly excoriated in the right-wing press and blogosphere with accusations of treason from some of the more decipherable ranters -- but now it appears that Mr. Murtha was right, and the Marines will stand for court-martial.

    There are those who will say that this happens in every war. Yes, it does. Does that make it right? Of course not. Leaving aside for the moment the point that this war itself is unjustified and the larger argument that all war is a waste, the fact that atrocities happen in every war is no excuse. These men should be tried and if convicted subjected to the maximum penalty allowed. And it shouldn't just stop there. After all, this is the United States military, which has a very strong and accountable chain of command. To leave it at the feet of these soldiers and call it an "isolated incident" would be as serious a crime as the act itself.

    I'm glad to see that some of the more cogent of the right wing are also horrified by this. It would be nice if they would retract the awful things they said about Mr. Murtha two weeks ago, such as "traitor" and "turncoat." A sincere apology is a true sign of character, something the righties seems so fond of demanding from everybody else. Now it's their turn.

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    Friday, May 26, 2006

    Shorter Paul Krugman 

    Mr. Krugman's take on Al Gore and his film on global warming:
    I won't join the sudden surge of speculation about whether "An Inconvenient Truth" will make Mr. Gore a presidential contender. But the film does make a powerful case that Mr. Gore is the sort of person who ought to be running the country.

    Since 2000, we've seen what happens when people who aren't interested in the facts, who believe what they want to believe, sit in the White House. Osama bin Laden is still at large, Iraq is a mess, New Orleans is a wreck. And, of course, we've done nothing about global warming.

    But can the sort of person who would act on global warming get elected? Are we — by which I mean both the public and the press — ready for political leaders who don't pander, who are willing to talk about complicated issues and call for responsible policies? That's a test of national character. I wonder whether we'll pass.
    The short answer, based on the drooling in the press over the last week about the state of matrimony between Bill and Hillary Clinton, is an emphatic No. More people voted for the winner of American Idol than voted for the winner in the last legitimate presidential election.

    Maybe the film we should be watching, in addition to An Inconvenient Truth, is Being There.

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    The Grasp of the Obvious 

    President Bush finally gets a clue. From the Washington Post:
    President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair last night acknowledged a series of errors in managing the occupation of Iraq that have made the conflict more difficult and more damaging to the U.S. image abroad, even as they insisted that enough progress has been made that other nations should support the nascent Iraqi government.

    In a joint news conference, Bush said he had used inappropriate "tough talk" -- such as saying "bring 'em on" in reference to insurgents -- that he said "sent the wrong signal to people." He also said the "biggest mistake" for the United States was the Abu Ghraib prison scandal, in which guards photographed themselves sexually tormenting Iraqi prisoners, spawning revulsion worldwide. "We've been paying for that for a long period of time," he said.
    Well, duh. So what are they going to do to make up for lost time and an alienated world? Well, they're not saying.

    I suppose you could call this a step forward from the time two years ago when Bush couldn't -- or wouldn't -- admit that he's ever made a mistake. I guess in the face of overwhelming evidence, this concession is -- for him -- a big deal. Okay, so now what?

    It will also be fun to see how all the righties defend this little concession after they crowed about how butch their Rambo president was and made fun of the left and the more temperate among us when Mr. Bush came out with those bulging-crotch remarks. I'm sure they'll come up with a lot of good excuses. They always do.

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    Friday Blogaround 

    It's our turn for the long weekend -- Canada had theirs last weekend. But there should be enough here in The Liberal Coalition to get you started and reading for a while.
  • All Facts and Opinions has the Lay/Skilling story.
  • archy on Bill O'Reilly's blasphemy.
  • Bark Bark Woof Woof reviews The Da Vinci Code.
  • blogAmY reminds us that the Taliban is still around.
  • bloggg finds there are college possibilities for all kids.
  • Collective Sigh speaks up about a moment of silence.
  • NTodd on the possibility of living a longer life.
  • Echidne on long life...and chocolate.
  • the farmer has a Tippy Hedron moment.
  • FDL on Bob Novak covering Karl Rove's commodious ass.
  • First Draft updates Bush's polls.
  • The Fulcrum has the story of some pissed-off West Pointers.
  • Happy Furry Puppy celebrates a blogiversary as only HFPST can.
  • iddybud takes the pledge.
  • Left is Right on laptops for every kid.
  • Lefty has a meme of all sorts of things.
  • Liberty Street burns up Mort Kondracke.
  • Make Me a Commentator has an idea for the next round of American Idol.
  • MercuryX23 gets involved in his new hometown politics.
  • Musing's musings has the local take on the Hastert flap.
  • Pen-Elayne with more pictures and commetary from her trip to the Scepter'd Isle.
  • Rook's Rant on Ray Nagin's re-election.
  • rubber hose has a link to a map that lets you know if you live in a place where you might someday need a snorkel to get to work.
  • Coturnix takes Manhattan.
  • Scrutiny Hooligans reveals the truth -- some wingers are really thick.
  • Sooner Thought reports on Dodd seeking the nod.
  • Speedkill on education in Saudi Arabia.
  • Steve Gilliard on the cost of corruption in New Orleans.
  • Nat at T. Rex on the importance of stem-cell research and the false science behind the lies of those who are against it.
  • The Countess on the best beer in the world.
  • The Invisible Library has news of a scientific discovery with a very Harry Potter connection.
  • WTF Is It Now?? on Rudy's image with the GOP in NY.
  • The Yellow Doggerel Democrat on George F. Will's language problem.
  • ...You Are A Tree on a blistering floor speech in Congress.
  • Have a good weekend. Skip the movie and read some literary blogs.

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    Friday Catblogging 


    Snowball asks for Prince Albert in a can...

    Now you know where the term "catcall" comes from.

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    Thursday, May 25, 2006

    The Da Vinci Wha? 

    Bob and the Old Professor and I saw The Da Vinci Code Thursday night. My reactions:
  • The book was better than the movie, and the book was crap.
  • There's two and a half hours and $8.75 I'll never get back.
  • I suppose with all movies that delve into mythology, like Troy or The Lord of the Rings, it helps to know the backstory so that there is, on the part of the filmmaker, a certain assumption of knowledge that the audience will have when they see the movie. With this story, there's the presumption that the audience will have either read the book and therefore be able to keep up with the sometimes unfathomable twists and turns the story takes that sometimes seem to be based on nothing much more than the figurative lightbulb that goes on over Harvard professor and noted symbologist Robert Langdon's head (played by Tom Hanks, who seems to have the same hair stylist as Christopher Walken), or they will just go along for the ride, not pay attention to the story, and wait for the car crashes (one good one) and violence (a couple of people get whacked and there's some action with flagelation that would be classified anywhere else as kinky leather). There's also an assumption that the audience is familiar on at least a cursory level with the inner workings of the Roman Catholic church and a Sunday-school knowledge of the history of Christianity. Without that, they would be completely lost or bored to tears.

    Well, having read the book just recently and being a person who, while no theologian, is pretty familiar with the New Testament and the early days of the Christian faith, I was still finding myself wondering what the hell the story was talking about at certain points. (The one advantage of reading the book is being able to go back a few pages to re-read something you might have lost in the turgid text.) After a while I gave up and waited for the chapter-ending perils-of-Pauline moments that I remembered from the book, but even those were less than exciting; not because I remembered them and anticipated them, but because here they just got in the way.

    I have a lot of respect for the talents of Ron Howard. He's made some of my favorite films, including Parenthood. But this time he seemed to be letting the story -- and perhaps the controversy around it -- taint the work. I had hoped that he would flesh out the characters more than the book did, but the only actor who seemed to really enjoy his role was Ian McKellen. Audrey Tautuo was able to put a little juice in the image I'd conjured up of Sophie from the book, but not too much. As for Tom Hanks, I think I like him best when he's able to tinge even his most serious roles with humor. Here it was like he phoned it in.

    I also think Ron Howard pulled his punches on the storyline and the alternative views of Christian history that have made the book such a rabble-rouser. If you're going to spend all this time and move all this air around to make a big blockbuster out of a controversial book, show some guts and don't leave the idea that Jesus had a child and the bloodline still survives to the ravings of an eccentric historian. All we're left with are platitudes like "faith is what you make it," and "all that matters is what you believe." That's hardly enough to rally a boycott; it's not much more controversial than Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz learning that "there's no place like home" ...which is where I wanted to be about an hour into the movie.

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    Lay and Skilling Guilty 

    From CNN:
    Enron former chief executive Jeffrey Skilling and founder Kenneth Lay were found guilty Thursday of conspiracy and fraud in the granddaddy of all corporate fraud cases.

    On the sixth day of deliberations, a jury of eight women and four men convicted the former executives of misleading the public about the true financial health of Enron, whose collapse in late 2001 symbolized the wave of corporate fraud that swept the United States early this decade.

    Skilling was found guilty on 20 counts of conspiracy, fraud, false statements and insider trading. He was found not guilty on eight counts of insider trading.

    Lay was found guilty on all six counts of conspiracy and fraud.
    How much you want to bet that the word from the White House will be that the president was barely acquainted with these unfortunate miscreants.

    Lay and Skilling will probably spend time at Club Fed working on their tennis games. Meanwhile the people who lost all their pensions when Enron cratered will be pounding sand. Hey, that's the American way.

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    Marriage Counseling 

    If you didn't think that the New York Times article last weekend about the state of the Clinton's marriage was enough of a non-story, David Broder brings it up again because this week it wasn't a story.
    The two sides of Hillary Rodham Clinton -- the opposites that make her potential presidential candidacy such a gamble -- came into sharp focus on Tuesday morning at the National Press Club.

    For the better part of an hour, the senator from New York held forth in a disquisition on energy policy that was as overwhelming in its detail as it was ambitious in its reach.

    But the buzz in the room was not about her speech -- or her striking appearance in a lemon-yellow pantsuit -- but about the lengthy analysis of the state of her marriage to Bill Clinton that was on the front page of that morning's New York Times.

    [...]

    But for all the delicacy of the treatment, the very fact that The Times had sent a reporter out to interview 50 people about the state of the Clintons' marriage and placed the story on the top of Page 1 was a clear signal -- if any were needed -- that the drama of the Clintons' personal life would be a hot topic if she runs for president.

    [...]

    At the end of her talk, little time remained for questions, and the first three simply asked for clarification of points in the energy plan.

    The final moment of her speech had been interrupted by a woman shouting anti-war slogans, and the fourth question gave the senator a chance to respond. She said, as she had before, that ''I regret the way the president used'' the authority to make war in Iraq that she had joined in giving him, and now felt that, with a permanent Iraqi government almost complete, it is their responsibility to curb sectarian violence, end the insurrection and get about rebuilding the country.

    Three times in the question-and- answer session, she referred to her husband as ''Bill,'' praising him for seeing that his library in Little Rock incorporated a lot of energy-saving features.

    Other than that, the elephant in the room went unmentioned.
    I'll tell you why it was unmentioned. Listen closely, Mr. Broder: Nobody with any class, tact, or character actually gives a shit about the Clintons' marriage.

    That doesn't mean, however, that the press corps is going to let it go. After six years of absolutely no news about marital strife in the White House (and deservedly so), if Mrs. Clinton runs for president, it will start all over again -- even if there's no there there. After all, writing about stuff like budget deficits and incompetence and warrantless wiretapping is dull stuff compared to the fun they can have at the expense of someone else's privacy.

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    On This Date 



    On May 25, 1977, the first Star Wars film opened.

    I saw it about a month later at a theatre in Denver, waiting in line for an hour to see a matinee, and about a dozen more times after that.

    While the sequels, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, were good, they never caught the unabashed awe and fun of the first one, and the "prequels" were just plain awful. They should have just let it go.

    So, when did you first see the first one, and where?

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    Dick on the Stand 

    From the New York Times:
    A court filing on Wednesday by the special counsel in the C.I.A. leak case suggested that Vice President Dick Cheney would testify as a government witness in the trial of his former chief of staff, I. Lewis Libby Jr.

    The legal brief did not say with certainty that Mr. Cheney would be called as a witness. But the latest filing, like earlier court papers, underscored the prosecutor's contention that the vice president's role was critical to understanding Mr. Libby's wrongdoing. But the new filing was the first to indicate that Mr. Cheney himself might be called as a government witness.

    On the issue of whether Mr. Cheney will testify, the brief said, "Contrary to defendant's assertion, the government has not represented that it does not intend to call the vice president as a witness at trial."

    The prosecution brief, signed by Patrick J. Fitzgerald, the special counsel, added, "To the best of government's counsel's recollection, the government has not commented on whether it intends to call the vice president as a witness."
    I seem to recall a lawyer friend of mine telling me that you really don't want to call a witness to the stand who is more likely to annoy the jury than the defendant, even if he's a witness for the prosecution.

    In this case, they might be more afraid of him than anything, especially if he knocked back a cool one during lunch. Imagine the transcript:
    COURT CLERK: Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

    WITNESS: Go fuck yourself.
    Let's see them put that on Law & Order.

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    Take A Deep Breath 

    Of course House Speaker Dennis Hastert denied all the allegations in the ABC News story that broke last night, but according to this update, federal law enforcement officials confirmed that ABC got it right.
    Law enforcement sources told ABC News that convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff has provided information to the FBI about Hastert and a number of other members of Congress that have broadened the scope of the investigation. Sources would not divulge details of the Abramoff’s information.

    "You guys wrote the story very carefully but they are not reading it very carefully," a senior official said.
    That's right; the immediate assmuption is that the story says that Speaker Hastert is about to be frog-marched out of the Capitol (oh, be still my heart...). But all it says is that he is but one of many House members under investigation in the Abramoff scandal. The Speaker could be as pure as the driven slush.

    It would be all too easy for over-eager bloggers and pundits to jump to any conclusions just yet -- haven't we learned a little something from the recent past (vis. Truthout reporting Karl Rove's indictment as a fact and the Iranian yellow-stars-for-Jews story) to both check the sources and actually read what the story says?

    For those of us who watched helplessly as the press gobbled up and spat out anything at all that Bill Clinton did during the impeachment episode, it has an all-too-familiar ring of blaring out a lot of noise without any substance behind it ("President Clinton winked at a check-out girl at McDonald's!"). So let's let the investigation go forward patiently and thoroughly.

    But it doesn't mean we can't enjoy watching them sweat.

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    Wednesday, May 24, 2006

    Now We Know Why Denny Was Worried 

    ABC News is reporting that House Speaker Dennis Hastert is "very much in the mix" of the corruption investigation into Jack Abramoff.
    The Speaker of the House of Representatives, Dennis Hastert, is under investigation by the FBI, which is seeking to determine his role in an ongoing public corruption probe into members of Congress, ABC News has learned from high level official sources.

    Federal officials say the information implicating Hastert was developed from convicted lobbyists who are now cooperating with the government.

    Part of the investigation involves a letter Hastert wrote three years ago, urging the Secretary of the Interior to block a casino on an Indian reservation that would have competed with other tribes.

    The other tribes were represented by convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff who reportedly has provided details of his dealings with Hastert as part of his plea agreement with the government.

    The letter was written shortly after a fund-raiser for Hastert at a restaurant owned by Abramoff. Abramoff and his clients contributed more than $26,000 at the time.

    The day Abramoff was indicted, Hastert denied any unlawful connection and said he would donate to charity any campaign contribution he had received from Abramoff and his clients.

    A spokesman for Speaker Hastert told ABC News, "We are not aware of this. The Speaker has a long history and a well-documented record of opposing Indian Reservation shopping for casino gaming purposes."

    This week, Hastert has been outspoken in his criticism of the FBI for its raid on the office of another congressman under investigation, Democrat William Jefferson of Louisiana.
    No wonder he was so upset about about the FBI searching House offices.

    If this pans out, it will be a whole new ball game.

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    Caption Contest 

    Senator Bill Frist in his other job as a heart surgeon...

    Gorilla my dreams.

    Come up with your own...

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    Entertainment News 

  • The Broadway vampire musical Lestat sucks... and will close after a very short run, losing most of the $12(!) million it took to put it on, and tarnishing the reputation of creators Elton John, Bernie Taupin, and Ann Rice.

    Also closing are several plays with big-name headliners, including Three Days of Rain with Julia Roberts (in June) and The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial with David Schwimmer (Friends). Proof again that big names don't make a play a success; it's all about the message, and the rest of the trappings -- including stunning props and star power -- can't make up for a weak concept or poor direction.

  • John Lloyd Young won the Drama Desk award for best actor in a musical for his portrayal of Frankie Valli in Jersey Boys. Way to go, JLY. Could it be a precursor to the Tony Awards?

  • Salon.com reviews An Inconvenient Truth, the documentary on global warming by Davis Guggenheim and starring Al Gore.
    OK, so no one's going to be surprised that Al Gore is sincere and earnest, or that he's well informed about the scientific mechanisms behind global warming. But viewers of "An Inconvenient Truth," the new documentary about Gore's personal crusade to educate the world about its warmer future -- especially those of us who declined to vote for him in 2000 -- may be surprised by the man's soulfulness, sense of humor and professorial charisma.

    [...]

    It's difficult to imagine that "An Inconvenient Truth" will change many Americans' views on global warming. Gore's track record as an environmental advocate is well known, and the film is not likely to play widely or well among the Fox News demographic. It may rally those of us who already agree with him to push the issue closer to the top of the national debate, and certainly that's a worthy goal.
  • I have no idea who's going to win on American Idol. Try to imagine within your wildest dreams how much I care.

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    Selective Enforcement 

    From the New York Times editorial page:
    It's hard to say which was more bizarre about Attorney General Alberto Gonzales's threat to prosecute The Times for revealing President Bush's domestic spying program: his claim that a century-old espionage law could be used to muzzle the press or his assertion that the administration cares about enforcing laws the way Congress intended.

    Mr. Gonzales said on Sunday that a careful reading of some statutes "would seem to indicate" that it was possible to prosecute journalists for publishing classified material. He called it "a policy judgment by Congress in passing that kind of legislation," which the executive is obliged to obey.

    Mr. Gonzales seemed to be talking about a law that dates to World War I and bans, in some circumstances, the unauthorized possession and publication of information related to national defense. It has long been understood that this overly broad and little used law applies to government officials who swear to protect such secrets, and not to journalists.

    But in any case, Mr. Gonzales and Mr. Bush have not shown the slightest interest in upholding constitutional principles or following legislative guidelines that they do not find ideologically or politically expedient.

    [...]

    If Mr. Gonzales has developed a respect for legislative intent or a commitment to law enforcement, he could start by using his department's power to enforce the Voting Rights Act to protect Americans, rather than challenging minority voting rights and endorsing such obviously discriminatory practices as the gerrymandering in Texas or the Georgia voter ID program. He could enforce workplace safety laws, like those so tragically unenforced at the nation's coal mines, instead of protecting polluters and gun traffickers.

    He could uphold the Geneva Conventions and the U.N. Convention Against Torture, instead of coming up with cynical justifications for violating them. He could repudiate the disgraceful fiction known as "unlawful enemy combatant," which the administration cooked up after 9/11 to deny legal rights to certain prisoners.

    And he could suggest that the administration follow Congress's clear and specific intent for the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act: outlawing wiretaps of Americans without warrants.
    To paraphrase Orwell, all laws are enforceable, but some laws are more -- or less -- enforceable than others, especially when it suits your agenda.

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    Now They Care 

    All of a sudden the House Republicans actually care about the rule of law and violation of privacy...when they see that it can happen to one of their own.
    Resentment boiled among senior Republicans for a second day on Tuesday after a team of warrant-bearing agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigation turned up at a closed House office building on Saturday evening, demanded entry to the office of a lawmaker and spent the night going through his files.

    The episode prompted cries of constitutional foul from Republicans — even though the lawmaker in question, Representative William J. Jefferson of Louisiana, is a Democrat whose involvement in a bribery case has made him an obvious partisan political target.

    [...]

    "It is consistent with a unilateral approach to the use of authority in Washington, D.C.," Philip J. Cooper, a professor at Portland State University who has studied the administration's approach to executive power, said of the search.

    "This administration," Dr. Cooper said, "has very systematically and from the beginning acted in a way to interpret its executive powers as broadly as possible and to interpret the power of Congress as narrowly as possible as compared to the executive."

    Some Republicans agreed privately that the search was in line with what they saw as the philosophy of the Justice Department in the Bush administration. They said the department had often pushed the limits on legal interpretations involving issues like the treatment of terrorism detainees and surveillance.

    Republicans may have a potential self-interest beyond defending the institutional prerogatives of the legislative branch. With some of the party's own lawmakers and aides under scrutiny in corruption inquiries tied to the lobbyist Jack Abramoff and the former lawmaker Randy Cunningham, Republicans would no doubt like to head off the possibility of embarrassing searches of their members' offices.
    So much for all that talk about "if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to worry about."

    Actually, Mr. Hastert et al are right; members of Congress are protected by what's called the "speech and debate" clause of the Constitution,
    which, among other things, requires that lawmakers be "privileged from arrest during their attendance at the session of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same." Many people may wonder why a Congressional office cannot be searched in a criminal case and what members of Congress are complaining about.

    To many lawmakers, that is secondary to the larger separation-of-powers principle they see at risk.
    Funny, they really didn't seem to give a shit about the separation of powers when the Bushies ran roughshod over them to go to war and tap telephones without a warrant.

    Aren't these the same people who kept telling us during the Clinton administration that no one was above the law?

    PS: As Joe at AMERICAblog notes, perhaps one other reason the GOP is worried about searches on Capital Hill is because what's sauce for the Democratic goose (Rep. Jefferson) is sauce for the Republican gander (Ney, DeLay, Lewis, etc). Good point.

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    So Talk Already 

    Iran has sent another signal that it would rather talk than fight.
    Iran has followed President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's recent letter to President Bush with explicit requests for direct talks on its nuclear program, according to U.S. officials, Iranian analysts and foreign diplomats.

    The eagerness for talks demonstrates a profound change in Iran's political orthodoxy, emphatically erasing a taboo against contact with Washington that has both defined and confined Tehran's public foreign policy for more than a quarter-century, they said.

    [...]

    "You know, two months ago nobody would believe that Mr. Khamenei and Mr. Ahmadinejad together would be trying to get George W. Bush to begin negotiations," said Saeed Laylaz, a former government official and prominent analyst in Tehran. "This is a sign of changing strategy. They realize the situation is dangerous and they should not waste time, that they should reach out."
    The only people who would not see this as a positive -- albeit tentative -- step towards backing away from a confrontation are the people who actually want a confrontation between the two countries. And the only people who could see any possible advantage to a confrontation that could possibly go nuclear are the far-right whack-jobs in both countries.

    This is a no-lose situation. Apparently the sabre-rattling of the current administration over the last few months has worked; Iran probably thinks that the Bushies would love to have another conflict to bolster their shaky poll numbers here at home, and they also know that even if the neocons have no viable plan for going to war or what they'd do once they started one, that hasn't stopped them in the past. And they'd rather not be a part of the Republicans' political plan for keeping the House and Senate in November.

    I don't doubt for a second that Mr. Ahmadinejad is a scary dude, and his talk about wiping Israel off the map isn't just an exercise in speculative cartography. But apparently there are cooler heads prevailing in Tehran -- at least to the point that they are willing to break the silence between the two countries at an official level, and that's not a bad thing. It sure beats the alternative.

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    Tuesday, May 23, 2006

    Jesus Crist 

    Via AMERICAblog and 1010 WINS, the next governor of Florida has been revealed.
    MIAMI (AP) -- A reverend who introduced Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist during a breakfast with other pastors Monday said the Lord came to him in a dream two years ago and told him Crist would be the state's next governor.

    The Rev. O'Neal Dozier said that before the dream he did not know Crist, nor had Crist made known his plans to run for governor.

    "The Lord Jesus spoke to me and he said 'There's something I want you to know,'" said Dozier, pastor of the Worldwide Christian Center in Pompano Beach. "'Charlie Crist will be the next governor of the state of Florida.'"

    Since then, Dozier has spent time with Crist and talked with him at length about policy. He told the group that Crist would be uncompromising in his Christian faith.

    "I introduce to you, as the Lord Jesus has said, the next governor of the state of Florida, Charlie Crist," Dozier said.

    Crist's first words were, "Well, as they say, the praise doesn't get any higher."

    Chief Financial Officer Tom Gallagher, who is opposing Crist in the primary, wouldn't comment on the remarks after the event.
    Yeah, I'll bet Tom had nothing to say; that's a tough act to follow.

    Not all evangelicals are nutsy-cuckoo (see below), but it certainly does make you wonder what they're putting in the sacramental grape juice at some churches. Maybe it's Kool-Aid. Anyway, I'm not sure that Charlie Crist needs the Lord's blessing to become the next governor of Florida; in our elections, we have our own way of fixing the results without divine intervention.

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    Missionary Position 

    Ruth Marcus on the Democrats' trying to win over the evangelical vote:
    Democrats these days are a party on a mission that might sound impossible: to persuade evangelical Christian voters to consider converting -- to the Democratic Party.

    Just as Republicans have worked, and to some extent succeeded, at peeling off some African American voters from the Democratic Party, evangelical voters are too big a part of the electorate (about a quarter) for one party simply to write off.

    Democrats have a shot at luring some of them, but it's a long shot, and one that poses dangerous temptations for the party as it tries to narrow the God gap.

    [...]

    To some extent, Democrats could help themselves with evangelicals simply by showing up -- at the megachurches, on Christian radio and in other venues where Democrats have been scarce. Whether the Democrats are deploying the right messengers is more questionable: a liberal San Francisco Democrat and a civil union-signing Vermont governor may not be the party's best bet with evangelicals. More important, occasional drop-bys and clunky dropping of biblical references aren't going to do the trick. These voters weren't born again yesterday.

    Rather, the Democrats' discussion with evangelicals has to get beyond linguistic "reframing" to substantive areas where the Democrats and evangelicals can find common ground: poverty, the environment, Darfur.

    The question is whether differences on the much hotter-button issues of abortion and gay rights are nonetheless deal-breakers. For the traditionalist evangelicals, almost certainly they are. But some centrists may be reachable; they may be opposed to same-sex marriage, for example, but more supportive of other equal rights measures for gays.
    It's become obvious that some of the right-wing evangelicals have gone beyond the fringe for a lot of moderate and even Republican voters; the excesses of the Terri Schiavo episode last year turned off a lot of people and conveyed the image of froth-mouthed intolerance for those who might have a different view on faith and practice.

    It's also interesting to find that there are full-tilt evangelicals who are openly welcoming gay and lesbian church-goers. I recently became acquainted with a blog called Straight, Not Narrow, and followed the link to his church. The mission statement is unabashedly evangelical, and unabashedly pro-gay.
    We desire to be bridge builders in the Christian community. We are a congregation that seeks to bridge the non-gay community with the gay and lesbian communities through our relationship with Christ. Our primary purpose is to minister to the spiritual needs of the gay and lesbian community in the metro Washington, DC, area by providing a safe, nurturing environment for praise and worship, Christian fellowship, and study of the practical application of Bible-based principles of how to live a spiritually fruitful and prosperous life through our covenant relationship with our Heavenly Father!
    I have to admit that I was surprised -- and impressed. Chalk it up to my own ignorance that "evangelical" didn't automatically mean "anti-gay," but the atmosphere has been so poisoned by the likes of Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell over the last thirty years that the more tolerant among them have been shoved aside -- when was the last time you saw someone like Apostle Dale Jarrett on Larry King Live?

    It would be great if the Democrats could attract more faith-based voters, and not for the obvious reason of getting their candidates elected. It would do a lot to educate everyone -- including Democrats -- that the Religious Reich doesn't rule the world just yet.

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    Scenes from a Marriage 

    The New York Times has a piece this morning on how the public and private lives of the Clintons is a balancing act.
    Bill and Hillary Clinton flew to Chicago together last month to deliver speeches a few hours and a few miles apart. And like any couple, they thought about having dinner at day's end. But life is not so simple when you are married to a Clinton.

    The former president kept a low profile and left early for Washington, in part to avoid distracting the news media from his wife's speech. They decided later that dinner would not work, so Mr. Clinton did what he often does: He rounded up some familiar faces — former aides including Joe Lockhart and Mike McCurry — and went out for a late bite at Lauriol Plaza, the bustling Tex-Mex restaurant in Dupont Circle. Only afterward did the Clintons end up at home together.

    [...]

    When the subject of Bill and Hillary Clinton comes up for many prominent Democrats these days, Topic A is the state of their marriage — and how the most dissected relationship in American life might affect Mrs. Clinton's possible bid for the presidency in 2008.

    Democrats say it is inevitable that in a campaign that could return the former president to the White House, some voters would be concerned or distracted by Mr. Clinton's political role and the episode that led the House to vote for his impeachment in 1998.

    "There's no question that it's a complicated candidacy for a lot of voters because of the history of that relationship and what they've been through," said Leon E. Panetta, Mr. Clinton's chief of staff from 1994 to 1997. "They've been through a lot of challenges as a couple, though in the end if you're with them together, you know there's something there that basically bonds them."
    There will be the inevitable sniping from the righties about the Clintons' "calculating" to make their marriage a part of their plan for political gain...and it will probably come from people like Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, and George Allen -- all who have enough ex-wives among them to start their own HBO miniseries.

    And some will say that if it wasn't for Bill, Hillary would have gotten nowhere -- she'd just be another lawyer from Yale working in Washington. No one, they'll tell us, should expect to gain political stature or become president just because of family connections and such.

    Oh, wait...

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    Small Potatoes 

    No doubt the Republican noise machine and Karl Rove (I know; that's redundant) will try to make a lot out of the accusations against Rep. William Jefferson (D-LA), and according to this piece in the New York Times, the Democrats will find themselves hard-pressed to wage a campaign against the "culture of corruption" in Washington if Mr. Jefferson is convicted.
    Democrats' plans to make Republican corruption a theme of their election strategy this year have been complicated by accusations of wrongdoing in their own ranks, leading the party to try on Monday to blunt the political effects of the unfolding case against Representative William J. Jefferson.

    [...]

    Representative Rahm Emanuel of Illinois, the chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, said Mr. Jefferson's situation was that of an individual who had yet to be charged formally. The Democratic case against Republicans, he suggested, went to a pattern of trading influence for personal gain within an incestuous world of revolving-door staff members, lobbyists and campaign fund-raisers that Republicans helped establish.

    "They are different scales," Mr. Emanuel said. "One is a party outlook and operation; the other is an individual's action. They have institutional corruption."
    In other words, comparing Tom DeLay and Duke Cunningham to William Jefferson is like comparing the Corleone family to a subway pickpocket.

    Don't get me wrong; if Mr. Jefferson is guilty, he should get whatever punishment the law allows, especially since he is a member of congress and I'm still naive enough to believe that a public servant should be held to a higher standard of conduct because of his job. But no one can seriously say that allegations against him balance the scales against the corporate level of scams and schemes that Mr. DeLay and his crowd are accused of. In that world, Mr. Jefferson is small potatoes; $90,000 hardly gets you a seat at the table.

    Beyond that, what Mr. Jefferson did was collect money for a vote; Mr. DeLay and his mob were re-writing legislation and re-structuring the lobbying industry to the wishes of their benefactors. Mr. Jefferson was in it for himself; DeLay & Company were willing to change the way the government works by selling it off to the highest bidder.

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    Monday, May 22, 2006

    Make Up My Mind 

    The forecast for the hurricane season is out. How bad will it be? Well, that depends on where you read the story.

    According to the Rocky Mountain News:
    Experts: Hurricane season won't match '05

    The next Atlantic hurricane season could produce up to 16 named storms, six of them major hurricanes, suggesting another active year but not the record pounding of 2005, scientists said Monday.

    Some parts of the Gulf Coast are only starting to rebuild from Hurricane Katrina, the worst of last year's record 28 named storms, 15 of which were hurricanes, seven of them Category 3 or higher.

    While such a season is not predicted this year, National Hurricane Center Director Max Mayfield warned: "One hurricane hitting where you live is enough to make it a bad season."
    Sure...like they get a shitload of hurricanes along the Front Range of the Rocky Mountains.

    Here is the headline from the Miami Herald, where we know something about hurricanes:
    Another busy hurricane season is predicted

    Hurricane season returns next week, and it is likely to be a rough one. Again.

    Government scientists on Monday predicted another unusually active season, with 13 to 16 tropical storms that grow into eight to 10 hurricanes. Four to six of those hurricanes could become particularly intense, with winds above 110 mph.

    More ominously, government statisticians calculated that at least two -- and as many as four -- of those hurricane could hit the United States.
    The same story with two very different takes on it. It all depends on where you're coming from.

    There's a lesson in there about more than just a hurricane forecast.

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    O Canada... 

    Via AMERICAblog from The ChronicleHerald of Halifax, Nova Scotia:
    Mounties get their men -- each other

    The Force is with them as RCMP officers to wed
    By DAN ARSENAULT Staff Reporter

    METEGHAN — On a Friday night in Yarmouth this June, Const. Jason Tree (left) and Const. David Connors will don their scarlet dress uniforms, stand before family, friends and co-workers and wed in the first same-sex marriage in the RCMP’s storied history.

    In an interview in their Meteghan home Wednesday afternoon, the men said they’ve had great support from the national police force, the community and their families.

    "I’ve never had a single problem," said Const. Tree, 27, a native of Fredericton, who has worked in southwestern Nova Scotia for six years and is posted in Meteghan.

    The pair, who’ve dated since meeting at the University of New Brunswick more than eight years ago, will be married by a justice of the peace at the Rodd Grand Hotel on June 30. Each will write his own vows, and each will have a best man. They expect plenty of fellow officers to attend and have yet to decide if they’ll have their colleagues form an honour guard for them. They plan to honeymoon in France and England.

    Provincial RCMP spokesman Sgt. Frank Skidmore said the force was happy to hear about the union, adding that they’re proud RCMP officers reflect all aspects of the community.

    "This is a first for us," Sgt. Skidmore said Wednesday. "Certainly, the RCMP welcomes a workforce that is representative of Canadian society, and that is the case here."
    Congratulations, men. Here's to a long and happy life together.

    I really wish Canada would annex a subtropical territory or two...

    PS: The title Brokeback Mounties was taken. Trust me, I thought of it.

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    And the Oscar Goes To... 


    Me with the golden statuette.


    I'd like to thank the Academy and all the little people who made this possible. You know who you are. You like me! You really like me!

    (Taken at the William Inge Festival last month. That's the Academy Award won by William Inge for Best Screenplay for Splendor in the Grass in 1961. For a small donation to the William Inge Foundation, I got to pose with it.)

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    Equal Opportunist 

    So this is where those Nigerian e-mail scams ("URGENT REPLY NEEDED") come from? Via the Washington Post:
    Rep. William J. Jefferson (D-La.), the target of a 14-month public corruption probe, was videotaped accepting $100,000 in $100 bills from a Northern Virginia investor who was wearing an FBI wire, according to a search warrant affidavit released yesterday.

    A few days later, on Aug. 3, 2005, FBI agents raided Jefferson's home in Northeast Washington and found $90,000 of the cash in the freezer, in $10,000 increments wrapped in aluminum foil and stuffed inside frozen-food containers, the document said.

    The 83-page affidavit, used to raid Jefferson's Capitol Hill office on Saturday night, portrays him as a money-hungry man who freely solicited hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes, discussed payoffs to African officials, had a history of involvement in numerous bribery schemes and used his family to hide his interest in high-tech business ventures he promoted in Cameroon, Ghana and Nigeria.
    Hey, it doesn't matter to me if he's a Democrat; if he took a bribe and is convicted, he should go to jail.

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    Victoria Day 

    Today is a holiday in Canada where they're honoring the life and times of Queen Victoria.

    Queen Victoria - 1819-1901
    As much as I enjoy the pomp and circumstance of royalty, only in America can any boy grow up and become a queen...

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    English Only? No Mas 

    The Miami Herald editorial page on the Senate's recent dance with English as the "official" language.
    A lot of hot air was spent on an English-only debate in the U.S. Senate last week -- and for no good reason. The debate centered around ideological grounds and contributed nothing to the immigration reforms that senators ostensibly were shaping.

    Instead of obsessing about a symbolic statement, senators would have been better served to discuss the need for Americans to learn the foreign languages essential to thriving in an increasingly globalized world.

    Miami-Dade well knows the self-defeating English-language arguments. Amid a tidal wave of Cuban and Haitian immigrants, county commissioners approved an English-only ordinance in 1980. The law mandated the county to conduct nearly all business in English. Supporters believed it would protect America's language and culture.

    But many Hispanic immigrants, even those who spoke perfect English, believed the law was a slap in the face. The law also was impractical. Instead of encouraging newcomers to learn English, it frustrated them by denying them vital government information in a language that they understood. By 1993, the commissioners who unanimously repealed the law agreed that it had done more to divide the community than to promote unity.

    Now the U.S. Senate is treading down the same road. Last week, senators voted to make English the ''national language.'' In addition to concerns that such a law could threaten government services and information in other languages, the measure smacks of xenophobia.

    English already is a dominant world language. Foreigners take pains to learn it just to get ahead in their own lands. Yet too many Americans limit themselves to their native tongue. While foreign students routinely learn two or more languages, U.S. schools haven't caught on to the linguistic needs of a global village.

    Most U.S. immigrants know that learning English is the ticket to better opportunities. Every immigrant wave -- German, Irish, Italian, Chinese, etc. -- has assimilated into this great melting pot. Congress shouldn't mandate the obvious. The Senate should reverse its English-only measure.

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    Gonzales to Press: We'll Nail You 

    From the Washington Post:
    Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales raised the possibility yesterday that New York Times journalists could be prosecuted for publishing classified information based on the outcome of the criminal investigation underway into leaks to the Times of data about the National Security Agency's surveillance of terrorist-related calls between the United States and abroad.

    "We are engaged now in an investigation about what would be the appropriate course of action in that particular case, so I'm not going to talk about it specifically," he said on ABC's "This Week."

    [...]

    ...Gonzales said, "I understand very much the role that the press plays in our society, the protection under the First Amendment we want to promote and respect . . . but it can't be the case that that right trumps over the right that Americans would like to see, the ability of the federal government to go after criminal activity."
    Apparently the mindset of this administration is such that they believe reporters are willing to commit an act of treason in order to embarrass the president or show that they are breaking the law.

    This is a natural result of the bunker mentality: if you're not with us, you're against us, and therefore anyone who questions the president or his actions is a traitor.

    That's just plain scary.

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    Who Wants Kool-Aid? 

    The White House thinks that they have one last chance to save the president's bacon.
    Confronting the worst poll numbers seen in the West Wing since his father went down to defeat, President Bush and his team are focusing on the fall midterm elections as the best chance to salvage his presidency and are building a campaign strategy around tax cuts, immigration and national security.

    Modern history offers no precedent of a president climbing from a hole as deep as the one Bush finds himself in, and White House strategists have concluded that no staff shake-up or other quick fix will alter their trajectory. In the sixth year of his tenure, they said, Bush cannot easily change the minds of voters whose impressions are fully formed.

    [...]

    If Republicans retain Congress in November, Bush advisers note, he could assert that for the third straight election, the party defied historical patterns and popular predictions. Bush, they said, could advance a fresh agenda in early 2007.
    I'd like to smoke what they've been drinking.

    Does Karl Rove and his minions truly believe that the 70% of the country who disapproves of the way the administration is doing their job will suddenly turn around in five months and fall for their mantra of more tax cuts in the face of a monstrous budget deficit and and flattening economy, immigration reform -- which relies on getting members of their own party to stop fear-mongering about the hordes of brown people flooding over the border, and national security (9/11!) when they can't even secure the ports and shipyards? Not to mention the usual hot-button issues they'll push such as legalizing gay-bashing in the Constitution and whatever else they can push-poll through this summer?

    How stupid do they think we are? Well, I'm pretty sure we're going to find out.

    Oh, and guess what: we're paying for it.
    With Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove reassigned from day-to-day policy management to concentrate on the fall campaign, the White House has begun setting an agenda.
    What I'd like to know is why am I, a taxpayer, footing the bill for Karl Rove's salary as a White House staffer while he's clearly doing nothing but working for the Republican National Committee?

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    Sunday, May 21, 2006

    Sunday Reading 

  • Richard Viguerie is feeling betrayed by George W. Bush. Welcome to the club, Dick; we're having jackets made.
    The main cause of conservatives' anger with Bush is this: He talked like a conservative to win our votes but never governed like a conservative.

    For all of conservatives' patience, we've been rewarded with the botched Hurricane Katrina response, headed by an unqualified director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, which proved that the government isn't ready for the next disaster. We've been rewarded with an amnesty plan for illegal immigrants. We've been rewarded with a war in Iraq that drags on because of the failure to provide adequate resources at the beginning, and with exactly the sort of "nation-building" that Candidate Bush said he opposed.

    [...]

    White House and congressional Republicans seem to have adopted a one-word strategy: bribery. Buy off seniors with a prescription drug benefit. Buy off the steel industry with tariffs. Buy off agribusiness with subsidies. The cost of illegal bribery (see the case of former congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham) pales next to that of legal bribery such as congressional earmarks.

    In today's Washington, where are the serious efforts by Republicans to protect unborn children from abortion? Where is the campaign for a constitutional amendment to prevent liberal judges from allowing same-sex marriage?

    Instead of conservative action on social issues, the Republican-controlled House has approved more taxpayers' money for an embryo-killing type of stem cell research. And it passed a "hate crimes" measure that could lead to the classification as "hate" of criticism of homosexual activity. And in the Senate, Republicans have let key judicial nominees languish, even when Bush has nominated conservatives for lower courts. Would a strong Senate leader such as LBJ have let his party's nominees fail for lack of a floor vote?

    As long as Democrats controlled Congress or the White House, Republicans could tell conservatives they deserved support because of what they would do, someday. Now we know what they do when they have control. Their agenda comes from Big Business, not from grass-roots conservatives.

    But unhappy conservatives should be taken seriously. When conservatives are unhappy, bad things happen to the Republican Party.
    If Mr. Viguerie thinks Bush isn't conservative enough, I dread what the world would look like in his ideal world. Smaller government isn't freedom; it's Bosnia. Lower taxes means more money for SUV's but no roads to drive them on. Nice try.

  • Frank Rich explains to Mr. Viguerie why he feels betrayed: he got punk'd by Karl Rove.
    If we're to believe the reviews, "The Da Vinci Code" is the most exciting summer blockbuster since, well, "Poseidon." But the "Da Vinci Code" marketing strategy is a masterpiece: a perfect Hollywood metaphor for the American political culture of our day.

    The Machiavellian mission for the hit-deprived Sony studio was to co-opt conservative religious critics who might depress turnout for a $125-million-plus thriller portraying the Roman Catholic Church as a fraud. To this end, as The New Yorker reported, Sony hired a bevy of P.R. consultants, including a faith-based flack whose Christian Rolodex previously helped sell such inspirational testaments to Hollywood spirituality as "Bruce Almighty" and "Christmas With the Kranks."

    Among Sony's ingenious strategies was an elaborate Web site, The Da Vinci Dialogue, which gave many of the movie's prominent critics a platform to vent on the studio's dime. Thus was "The Da Vinci Code" repositioned as a "teaching moment" for Christian evangelists — a bit of hype "completely concocted by the Sony Pictures marketing machine," as Barbara Nicolosi, a former nun and current Hollywood screenwriter, explained to The Times. The more "students" who could be roped into this teaching moment, of course, the bigger the gross.

    Ms. Nicolosi remains a vociferous opponent of the film. On her blog she chastises Sony's heavenly P.R. helpers for coaxing "legions of well-meaning Christians into subsidizing a movie that makes their own Savior out to be a sham." But you do have to admire the studio's chutzpah, if the word may be used in this context. It rivals Tom Sawyer's bamboozling of his friends into painting that fence. The Sony scheme also echoes much of the past decade's Washington playbook. Politicians, particularly but not exclusively in the Karl Rove camp, seem to believe that voters of "faith" are suckers who can be lured into the big tent and then abandoned once their votes and campaign cash have been pocketed by the party for secular profit.

    Nowhere is this game more naked than in the Jack Abramoff scandal: the felonious Washington lobbyist engaged his pal Ralph Reed, the former leader of the Christian Coalition, to shepherd Christian conservative leaders like James Dobson, Gary Bauer and the Rev. Donald Wildmon and their flocks into ostensibly "anti-gambling" letter-writing campaigns. They were all duped: in reality these campaigns were engineered to support Mr. Abramoff's Indian casino clients by attacking competing casinos. While that scam may be the most venal exploitation of "faith" voters by Washington operatives, it's all too typical. This history repeats itself every political cycle: the conservative religious base turns out for its party and soon finds itself betrayed. The right's leaders are already threatening to stay home this election year because all they got for their support of Republicans in the previous election year was a lousy Bush-Cheney T-shirt. Actually, they also got two Supreme Court justices, but their wish list was far longer. Dr. Dobson, the child psychologist who invented Focus on the Family, set the tone with a tantrum on Fox, whining that Republicans were "ignoring those that put them in office" and warning of "some trouble down the road" if they didn't hop-to.

    The doctor's diagnosis is not wrong. He has been punk'd — or Da Vinci'd — since 2004. Though President Bush endorsed the federal marriage amendment then, there's a reason he hasn't pushed it since. Not Gonna Happen, however many times it is dragged onto the Senate floor. The number of Americans who "strongly oppose" same-sex marriage keeps dropping — from 42 percent two years ago to 28 percent today, according to the Pew Research Center — and there will never be the votes to "write discrimination into the Constitution," as Mary Cheney puts it.

    The real Republican establishment — including Laura Bush, who has repeatedly refused to disown the many gay families at this year's White House Easter Egg Roll — senses the drift of the culture. "Will & Grace" may have retired to reruns last week, but it's been supplanted by a gay "Sopranos" tough guy who out-brokebacks Jack and Ennis.

    The religious right's hope for taming that culture is also doomed, however much Congress ceremoniously raises indecency fines in an election year. The major media companies, heavy donors to both parties, first get such bills watered down, then challenge the Federal Communications Commission's enforcement in court.

    The mogul most ostentatiously supportive of Republican causes, Rupert Murdoch, may perennially fan the flames of a bogus "war on Christmas" on Fox, but he's waging his own, far more lethal war on the Christian right by starting a companion TV network this fall to match MySpace.com, his hugely popular and hugely libidinous Internet portal. Mr. Murdoch's new gift to America's youth, My Network TV, "will showcase greed, lust, sex," according to The Wall Street Journal. Conservatives fretting about his fund-raiser for Hillary Clinton don't even know what's about to hit them.

    But for all these betrayals, Dr. Dobson and Company won't desert the Republicans come Election Day. If Mr. Rove steps up his usual gay-baiting late in the campaign, as is his wont, maybe the turnout of those on the hard-core right will eke out a victory for the party that double-crossed them not just on cultural issues but also on secular conservative principles (like fiscal responsibility and immigration-law enforcement). If so, they'll promptly be Da Vinci'd yet again. A Republican retreat on stem-cell research is already under way. If there's electoral fallout from the South Dakota Legislature's Draconian abortion ban — the Republican governor's job-approval rating fell from 72 percent to 58 percent in a single month after he signed it — the pro-life checklist in Congress will suffer as well.

    Whatever happens in November, the good news is that the religious right leaders most stroked by Mr. Rove, many of them past 70, may no longer command such large blocs of voters anyway. As Amy Sullivan writes in the latest New Republic, Mr. Rove has reason to worry about "another group of evangelicals: the nearly 40 percent who identify themselves as politically moderate and who are just as likely to get energized about AIDS in Africa or melting ice caps as partial-birth abortion and lesbian couples in Massachusetts." The bad news is that no sooner does the religious-right base show signs of cracking in a youthquake than the Democrats trot out their own doomed Da Vinci strategy.

    This idiocy began the morning after Election Day 2004, when a vaguely worded exit-poll question persuaded credulous party leaders that "moral values" determined their defeat (as opposed to, say, their standard-bearer's campaign). Their immediate response was to seek out faith-based consultants not unlike those recruited by Sony, and practice dropping the word "values" and biblical quotations into their public pronouncements. In the House, they organized, heaven help us, a Democratic Faith Working Group.

    As the next election approaches, they're renewing this effort, to farcical effect. The Democrats' chairman, Howard Dean, who proved his faith-based bona fides in the 2004 primary season by citing Job as his favorite book in the New Testament, went on the Pat Robertson TV network this month and yanked his party's position on same-sex marriage to the right. (He apologized for his "misstatement" once off the air.)

    Not to be left behind, Senator Clinton gave a speech last week knocking young people for thinking "work is a four-letter word" and for having TV's in their rooms, home Internet access and, worst of all, that ultimate instrument of the devil, iPods. "I hope that we start thinking some very old-fashioned thoughts," she said. (She also subsequently apologized, once her daughter complained, joining the general chorus of ridicule.) However "old-fashioned" Mrs. Clinton's thoughts, don't expect her to turn back Mr. Murdoch's campaign cash in protest against his steamy new TV channel.

    The one New York politician even more disingenuous in this racket is Rudolph Giuliani. He outdid John McCain's appearance with Jerry Falwell by campaigning last week for Ralph Reed in the lieutenant governor's race in Georgia. Any religious conservative who mistakes "America's mayor," an adamant supporter of abortion rights and gay rights, for a fellow traveler is in desperate need of an intervention, if not an exorcism.

    But that hypothetical, easily duped voter may no longer exist. Like the Bush era, the cynical Rove strategy of exploiting faith-based voters may be nearing its end. For proof, just take a look at the most craven figure in American politics: the Senate majority leader, Bill Frist. To flatter the far right, this Harvard-trained surgeon misdiagnosed Terri Schiavo's vegetative state from the Senate floor, and justified abstinence-only sex education in AIDS prevention by telling ABC's George Stephanopoulos that he didn't know for certain that tears and sweat couldn't transmit H.I.V. But increasingly it's not only liberals who see through him. One of his latest stunts, a proposed $100 gas-tax rebate, provoked Rush Limbaugh to condemn him for "treating us like we're a bunch of whores."

    When senators as different as Mr. Frist and Mrs. Clinton both earn bipartisan ridicule for their pandering, you have to believe that there's a god other than Karl Rove watching over American politics after all.
    Both Mr. Viguerie and Dr. Dobson fell into the same trap: they actually believed that Karl Rove held the same beliefs they do. Perhaps at one time he did, but he doesn't any more; he's just a power-hungry opportunist, and his "loyalty" is to the people he can manipulate.

  • Ben Brantley bemoans the decline of the American musical on Broadway -- but singles out John Lloyd Young as a singular exception.
    A living ghost walks on Broadway. Colorless and thin to the point of transparency, it is far scarier than the make-believe ghouls — the vampires and phantoms in opera cloaks — who sometimes occupy the stages around Times Square. Though its guises are many, it always exudes the same damp aura of unconvincing jollity, like that of a superannuated party girl who lost her confidence with her youth and has taken to wearing her daughter's trendy clothes. Such is the face of the American musical in the year 2006.

    The dispiriting quality of last Tuesday's nominations for the Tony award — including double-digit nods for "The Drowsy Chaperone" and "The Color Purple" — are hardly cause for celebration. True, bulletins on the musical's failing health have been posted with weary regularity since at least the 1960's. But in the Broadway season that just ended officially, this once lively art seemed finally to have crossed the border that divides flesh from ectoplasm.

    A dozen "new" (and the word insists on quotation marks) musicals opened on Broadway during the last year. Yet no matter how loud their scores or colorful their costumes, few of these productions had robust existences of their own. Often inspired by movies ("The Wedding Singer," "Tarzan"), pop songbooks ("Lennon," "Ring of Fire") or best-selling novels ("Lestat," "The Color Purple"), they are to their source material what the T-shirts and souvenir programs on sale in theater lobbies are to the shows within: disposable reminders of the real things.

    The Broadway musical as an artificial aide-mémoire, a phenomenon that lets audiences experience the deeply familiar in newly diluted forms, has been incubating for more than a decade. And I'm not talking about revivals, which are traditionally what people are complaining about when they say there is nothing new under the neon.

    [...]

    One new production had the smart idea of directly addressing the irritation factor in the prevailing musical fare. "The Drowsy Chaperone" — which originated at the Toronto Fringe Festival and opened in New York, like a graffiti exclamation point, toward the end of a burned-out season — begins with a voice in the dark, offering up a prayer that doubtless reflects the thoughts of many a contemporary theatergoer. "Dear God, please let it be a good show," says the voice, which proceeds to itemize what constitutes one: brevity, color, sparkling music and glamour, a world you can escape into.

    The voice belongs to a character called Man in Chair (played with winning anxiety by Bob Martin), who turns out to be a member of that rare but indomitable species, the theater queen, who has a memory of musicals past as long as Broadway itself. Alone in his bleak urban apartment, this fellow puts on a cast album of a larky show from the late 1920's, "The Drowsy Chaperone," and, lo and behold, it comes to life before his eyes.

    The problem is that the show-within-the-show isn't nearly as entertaining as what the Man has to say about it.

    Like much else on Broadway, it has the twice-removed feeling of a pastiche of a pastiche, in this case recalling 1950's and 60's sendups of Jazz Age frolics ("The Boyfriend," "Dames at Sea"). What gives "The Drowsy Chaperone" its tasty authenticity is the visceral love of the musical form as embodied by the excellent Mr. Martin. And while most of the hard-working cast doesn't quite justify such love, Sutton Foster's portrayal of a rising 1920's stage star is infused with both skill and audacious enjoyment of what she's doing. She understands what she is parodying, which is crucial. But just as important, the passion behind the performance makes us understand why Mr. Martin's character swoons over musicals.

    That this kind of portraiture continues to occur, however sporadically, in musicals in New York is what keeps all show queens hopeful, against the odds. The real thrill of the smash hit "Jersey Boys" lies not in the mimetic rendering of old Four Seasons songs, but in the sheen of conviction exuded by John Lloyd Young, the young actor playing Frankie Valli. His performance turns what might have been karaoke imitation numbers into personal cris de coeur, and it rips through the synthetic fabric of a by-the-numbers biomusical.
  • Today's lesson: even in the darkest time, there is hope -- Karl Rove's star is dimming and Republicans may yet return to the respectable loyal opposition instead of the armed insurgents against reasonable discourse and debate, and even as Broadway groans under the weight of Disneyfied and soulless productions, star performances and inventive writing may save it in spite of itself.

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    Saturday, May 20, 2006

    Third Place 





    I placed third in my class (1994-1998 Mustangs) today at the South Florida Mustang and Ford Roundup.

    Last year I came in second, but there were only three cars in the class last year. This year there were five.

    Not bad for a daily-driver with almost 70,000 miles on it. Most importantly, I had fun and made some new friends.

    (Why yes, that is a Bark Bark Woof Woof license plate frame behind the plaque. Want one? You can order it here.)

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    Mustang Show Time 

    I'm off to the Sixth Annual South Florida Mustang and Ford Roundup in Dania Beach today. Last year I took second in my class (1994-1998 Mustangs). This year, with a good detail job and no rain in the forecast, I hope to do better.

    If you're in the area, it's at Sportsmen's Park, which is right next to the Bass Pro Shop/Outdoor World off I-95 and Griffin Road. The show's from 10 until 4. Come on by. You'll know me when you see me.

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    Which English? 

    Reading the New York Times editorial about the "official English" debate got me to thinking: what is "official English," and who would monitor it? We use non-English words all the time. For example: "I put on my moccasins and shlepped down to the bodega where I bought a burrito and a cafe au lait. Then I came home, took my little brother to his kindergarten class, then went for a ride on a toboggan." Right there you have Algonquin (twice), Yiddish, Spanish (twice), French, and German, and the rest of the words are variations of words from other languages as well. Are we going to be like the French and have some governing body say what words or phrases are or are not "English" enough? Oh, and won't the British be pissed off if we try to copyright their language?

    Then there's the question of accents. In my little office alone we have people from all over the country and the world. On any given day you will hear English spoken with accents from Cuba, Puerto Rico, Panama, Portugal, New York, Boston, Kentucky, the upper Midwest (guess who), Connecticut, and several different varieties of Black English, each of which has its own accent. (Tangentially, can anyone explain why George W. Bush is the only member of his family, including his mother, his father, and his brothers, who sounds like Slim Pickens' stand-in? No one else in the family talks like that.) Are we going to designate some plain-vanilla TV anchorman accent as the preferred one, or will we still be allowed to speak with our own regional twang, burr, or inflection?

    Then there's dialects; some words are part of the lexicon in parts of the country but not in others. Is Coca Cola a soda or is it a pop? Do you sit on a davenport or a couch? Do you go to the biffy, the restroom, or the toilet?

    So before we jump off the cliff of designating English as the "official language," perhaps we ought to figure out which English we're going to use. Capisce? Comprenez-vous? ¿Comprende? Ya folla?

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    Truthout Backs Away from Rove Story 

    A week ago this blog and several others reported via Truthout that Karl Rove had been indicted for perjury and lying to investigators in the CIA leak case.

    Now TO is backing away gingerly from their original story.
    Fri May 19th, 2006 at 04:23:39 PM EDT :: Fitzgerald Investigation

    On Saturday afternoon, May 13, 2006, TruthOut ran a story titled, "Karl Rove Indicted on Charges of Perjury, Lying to Investigators." The story stated in part that top Bush aide Karl Rove had earlier that day been indicted on the charges set forth in the story's title.

    The time has now come, however, to issue a partial apology to our readership for this story. While we paid very careful attention to the sourcing on this story, we erred in getting too far out in front of the news-cycle. In moving as quickly as we did, we caused more confusion than clarity. And that was a disservice to our readership and we regret it.

    As such, we will be taking the wait-and-see approach for the time being. We will keep you posted.

    Marc Ash, Executive Director - t r u t h o u t
    mailto:director@truthout.org
    Yeah, me too.

    On top of the Iranian badge story, this hasn't been a good week for breaking news here.

    There's a great song by Saffire and the Uppity Blues Women; "Fess Up When You Mess Up." I agree. I goofed in running with TO as the only source on the story. I should have waited for independent confirmation from another source before publishing it.

    I sometimes have to remind myself that the purpose of this blog -- for me, at least -- is not to provide breaking news but to provide commentary on it as I see it. You want breaking news, go to the Associated Press.

    So, when or if Karl Rove is finally indicted, you probably won't hear about it here first. But I will have something to say about it. That you can depend on, and I will not apologize for that, unless, of course, I get off a really bad pun. Even then...

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    Friday, May 19, 2006

    "Anne Frank" in Farsi 

    This creeps me out.
    Human rights groups are raising alarms over a new law passed by the Iranian parliament that would require the country's Jews and Christians to wear coloured badges to identify them and other religious minorities as non-Muslims.

    "This is reminiscent of the Holocaust," said Rabbi Marvin Hier, the dean of the Simon Wiesenthal Center in Los Angeles. "Iran is moving closer and closer to the ideology of the Nazis."

    Iranian expatriates living in Canada yesterday confirmed reports that the Iranian parliament, called the Islamic Majlis, passed a law this week setting a dress code for all Iranians, requiring them to wear almost identical "standard Islamic garments."

    The law, which must still be approved by Iran's "Supreme Guide" Ali Khamenehi before being put into effect, also establishes special insignia to be worn by non-Muslims.

    Iran's roughly 25,000 Jews would have to sew a yellow strip of cloth on the front of their clothes, while Christians would wear red badges and Zoroastrians would be forced to wear blue cloth.
    But it doesn't surprise me. Iran has been moving down this path since the revolution in 1979. It was only a matter of time, and frankly, I'm only surprised that they're taking this step now. I would have thought they'd have done it years ago, given their solid record of anti-Semitism.

    I have a feeling that the Iranian government is doing this for the sole purpose of pissing off the West. They perceive us as both weak and bellicose; we talked a big game before the Iraq invasion and are now bogged down the the desert version of a quagmire not unlike Vietnam. We are seen, as the Chinese called us back then, as a paper tiger. This law is more a punch in the nose to outside world than an attack on their own citizens. That said, it doesn't make it any less of an affront to everything an advanced civilization should stand for, whether or not it's secular or theocratic.

    I suppose the right wing is saying this should be our excuse for regime change or nuking Tehran or some such madness; that the lesson the of Third Reich was that you do not negotiate with a government that would do such things as brand citizens by their religion. That would only prove Mr. Ahmadinejad's point to his captive audience that the West is determined to colonize the world and destroy Islam. As odious as this regime is, attacking them will only make it worse.

    The world should rise up and denounce this with one voice and back it up with strict sanctions against Iran and any nation or organization that comes to their aid or defense. And that should happen now. We can't wait for a new production of The Diary of Anne Frank in Farsi.

    This is why we need a president who can speak from a strong position of moral leadership and authority on behalf of the rest of the world. It would be really nice if we had one like that.


    Update - 3:45 pm: Now I'm seeing reports that call the story into question. The original story ran on the website for Canada's National Post, which is considered to be their version of the Washington Times. Stay tuned. I would be only too happy to have it proven false.

    Further update - 9:15 pm: The link to the original story has been pulled from the Canada.com site and National Post has put up another story saying the original one was "untrue."
    Several experts are casting doubt on reports that Iran had passed a law requiring the country’s Jews and other religious minorities to wear coloured badges identifying them as non-Muslims.

    The Iranian embassy in Otttawa also denied the Iranian government had passed such a law.

    A news story and column by Iranian-born analyst Amir Taheri in yesterday’s National Post reported that the Iranian parliament had passed a sweeping new law this week outlining proper dress for Iran’s majority Muslims, including an order for Jews, Christians and Zoroastrians to wear special strips of cloth.

    According to the reports, Jews were to wear yellow cloth strips, called zonnar, while Christians were to wear red and Zoroastrians blue.

    The Simon Wiesenthal Centre and Iranian expatriates living in Canada had confirmed that the order had been passed, although it still had to be approved by Iran’s “Supreme Guide” Ali Khamenehi before being put into effect.

    Hormoz Ghahremani, a spokesman for the Iranian Embassy in Ottawa, said in an e-mail to the Post yesterday that, “We wish to categorically reject the news item.

    “These kinds of slanderous accusations are part of a smear campaign against Iran by vested interests, which needs to be denounced at every step.”

    Sam Kermanian, of the U.S.-based Iranian-American Jewish Federation, said in an interview from Los Angeles that he had contacted members of the Jewish community in Iran — including the lone Jewish member of the Iranian parliament — and they denied any such measure was in place.
    Now the question arises: where did this story come from and who conned the National Post into running it? Enquiring minds want to know.

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    ¿Como Se Dice "Pandering" en Español? 

    This issue of "English Only" or legislation making it the "official" language burbles to the surface every so often, usually in an election year when immigration is on the table and the phony patriots want to frighten the foolish and the weak with tales of fierce brown-skinned people speaking a language they don't understand.
    After an emotional debate fraught with symbolism, the Senate yesterday voted to make English the "national language" of the United States, declaring that no one has a right to federal communications or services in a language other than English except for those already guaranteed by law.

    The measure, approved 63 to 34, directs the government to "preserve and enhance" the role of English, without altering current laws that require some government documents and services be provided in other languages. Opponents, however, said it could negate executive orders, regulations, civil service guidances and other multilingual ordinances not officially sanctioned by acts of Congress.
    It wouldn't seem so ridiculous and patently political if most of the proponents of such a law had more than just a nodding acquaintance with English itself; if a cursory scan of the comments at places like Free Republic is any guide, most of the writers there would be in serious trouble from the Language Patrol.

    Second, this is obviously an attack on Hispanics. There are parts of the country where languages such as French, German, Mandarin, Polish, or Navajo are co-equal with English and have been for centuries, and there are parts of this country where Spanish has been used longer than English. It wasn't until the Republicans whooped up this latest tempestad over Mexican immigration that "English only" cropped up again. And in at least one state, the law would be a violation of the state constitution; when New Mexico was admitted to the union in 1912, one of the conditions was that Spanish would be acknowledged as an official language in the state. That made sense; there were Spanish settlers in the territory long before there were pilgrims on Plymouth Rock.

    I also expect that such a law would go over like a globo de plomo here in Miami. Not only is Spanish the lingua franca on the streets and shops in most of Miami-Dade County, most of the movers and shakers here who are Spanish-speaking are Republicans. They're proud of their heritage and they remember what it took to get here. Forcing them to give up part of their identity to score a political point would be greeted with the Cuban version of a Bronx cheer.

    Many immigrants -- Mexican or otherwise -- also speak English, but whether or not they are bilingual isn't the issue as much as it is an attempt to make them fit into some nebulous idealized image of an "American." Harking back to the Ozzie-and-Harriet world of white picket fences and Chevy-driving Crest-using Republican-voting white-bread-eating version of America as some vision of America today is just plain whacked. If anything, that vision is a perversion of what this country was at the outset and what it was meant to be by the Founding Fathers, none of whom could prove their citizenship other than by the sacrifices of blood and fortune that they made to establish this nation.

    As this country grows, built by people who can trace their roots to every other nation on the planet, the image of what this country is evolves and deepens. In a sense, the xenophobes who say that "America is no longer the America I knew" are right. And that's a very good thing in any language.

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    Birthday Greetings 

    To:
  • Jim Lehrer of The Newshour
  • Peter Mayhew, aka Chewbacca
  • David Hartman, formerly of Good Morning, America
  • Steven Ford, actor and son of former President Gerald Ford
  • Nancy Kwan, actor in Flower Drum Song
  • Nora Ephron, screenwriter and director
  • Pete Townshend of The Who
  • And of course -- The Faithful Correspondent, aka my mom. Too bad she won't see this until she and Dad get back from their trip. Never fear -- a present awaits.

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    Friday Blogaround 

    What more can happen this week? Find out via The Liberal Coalition.
  • All Facts and Opinion engages in Idol talk.
  • archy continues his examination of racism and the definition of it.
  • Bark Bark Woof Woof has some choice words for the Senate bigots.
  • blogAmY deciphers that new movie.
  • Moi at bloggg reviews the Pennsylvania primary results.
  • Collective Sigh has a series on health care.
  • Dodecahedron is happy to see the Pentagon consider alternative fuels.
  • NTodd has some questions for Gen. Hayden.
  • Echidne responds to the idea of the "pre-pregnant" woman.
  • the farmer salutes a veteran investigator.
  • FDL on the Connecticut senate race wherein Joe Lieberman screws his party leaders.
  • First Draft on the really important news in Chicago.
  • Happy Furry Puppy on what The Left is up to.
  • Left Is Right on the devastation of bird flu in Florida and other hilarity.
  • Lefty says goodbye to The West Wing.
  • Liberty Street on the accusations of atrocities in Iraq.
  • Make Me a Commentator with Part 1 of a discussion of immigration's impact on the GOP.
  • MercuryX23 on Frau Coulter's latest brown-shirted screed.
  • Newly-graduated master Michael has some choice words for the English-only crowd.
  • Pen-Elayne reports from England and turns the reins of her site over -- temporarily -- to Desi and Wayne.
  • Rook's Rant reports in from indefinite hiatus to rage against the nuts.
  • rubber hose takes to soothsaying via Lipton left-overs.
  • Science and Politics on Project Exploration.
  • Scrutiny Hooligans heralds the arrival of a new book by a fellow blogger, Anonymoses.
  • Sooner Thought on Bush buying votes.
  • Speedkill on the warnings of Christian scientists.
  • Steve Gilliard relays Kevin Phillips's concerns about the rest of the Bush term.
  • Kenneth at T. Rex explores the world of deviant drug and alcohol use.
  • The Countess counts down the Worst Movies Ever.
  • The Invisible Library has an inside track to the NSA.
  • WTF Is It Now?? has the latest on the Rove watch.
  • The Yellow Doggerel Democrat on the Senate doing something.
  • ...You Are A Tree on who pays taxes.
  • It's the start of a long weekend for Canadians (Victoria Day is Monday). That's their May holiday -- we get Memorial Day next weekend.

    On Saturday there's the Sixth Annual South Florida Mustang and Ford Roundup at Sportsmen's Park at Outdoor World/Bass Pro Shops (I-95 and Griffin Road) in Dania Beach (Fort Lauderdale). Show time is from 10 to 4. I'll be there.

    If you have other plans, have a great weekend nonetheless.

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    Friday Catblogging 


    Snowball is mesmerized by the grille of the Edsel.

    He wants to go with me to the sixth annual South Florida Mustang and Ford Roundup on Saturday. Sorry, no pets allowed.

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    Thursday, May 18, 2006

    I Wouldn't Have Been So Nice 

    Sen. Russ Feingold (D-WI) angrily left a Judiciary Committee meeting this morning.
    A Senate committee approved a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage Thursday, after a shouting match that ended when one Democrat strode out and the Republican chairman bid him "good riddance."

    "I don't need to be lectured by you. You are no more a protector of the Constitution than am I," Judiciary Committee Chairman Arlen Specter, R-Pennsylvania, shouted after Sen. Russ Feingold declared his opposition to the amendment, his affinity for the Constitution and his intention to leave the meeting.

    "If you want to leave, good riddance," Specter finished.

    "I've enjoyed your lecture, too, Mr. Chairman," replied Feingold, D-Wisconsin, who is considering a run for president in 2008. "See ya."
    My response would have probably been more along the lines, "Fuck you with a garden rake, you pompous bigot. Take your politically-motivated fear-mongering gay-bashing amendment and shove it up your commodious ass." Then I would have gotten mad.

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    Pat Robertson, Meteoroligist 

    And now, over to Pat Robertson for the weather forecast.
    In another in a series of notable pronouncements, religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

    [...]

    "If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
    Okay... let's see... it's coming on to summer, the hurricane season starts June 1 and lasts through November 30, and they occasionally get earthquakes in the Pacific Northwest. Wow! The Lord speaks through the Weather Channel, too.

    Actually, what the Lord said was that He wanted a large pizza with pepperoni and extra anchovies. Pat needs a new hearing aid.

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    A New Southern Strategy 

    John McKay at archy notices a disturbing trend in the right wing's reaction to immigration and the population change in general. The new Southern Strategy means demonizing the people from south of the border.
    Towards the beginning of this year, when I realized that Republican strategists were planning to make illegal immigration one of their keystone issues or the midterm elections, I was worried about it unleashing a wave of overt racism. The xenophobic nature of the War on Terrorism was already pushing Americans in that direction and appealing to fear has been one of this administration's most dependable campaign tools. With the war in Iraq becoming less popular, people feeling insecure about the economy, and the well of public opinion already primed to fear brown foreigners, it was an easy segue to refocus our fear on undocumented Latin American immigrants.

    [...]

    The party of Lincoln has been involved in this dance with racism for forty years now. When the Democratic Party unambiguously embraced civil rights and desegregation in the sixties, the Republicans could have joined with them in a bi-partisan effort to erase the great shame of American society, racism. At that point in history, the Republican Party had the better record on race. Instead, they chose to view it as an opportunity to pick up disgruntled white Southern voters.

    The Southern Strategy transformed the Republicans in ways they didn't anticipate. It spelled the death of the liberal/social-reforming wing of the party. As the Democratic Party faded from the South, the Republican Party faded from New England. When the Republican leaders of the sixties wooed Southern racists with code phrases, winks, and nods, it didn't occur to them that those new voters would eventually become the majority of the party and take over its positions of power and the creation of its ideology. The Southern Strategy didn't result in the republicanization of the South; it resulted in the southernization of the Republican Party.* Whereas the identifying mark of Republicans was once a dour New England deportment, now it is Southern-style, vocal Protestantism. And racism, instead of disappearing, simply retreated for a generation to transform itself into a new style for a new generation.

    The cynical and unprincipled strategy that the Republican Party has chosen for this election has the potential to release something very ugly in American culture. Once unleashed, it won't be easy to contain it again. But, making these kinds of cynical and unprincipled tactical decision in the name of simply acquiring and keeping power has been the hallmark of the Republican Party for over a decade now and I didn't really think they would stop now just because their action are hurting America.

    *obligatory disclaimer: Of course when I say this, I do not mean to imply that all white Southerners are racist crackers or that there has never been racism outside the South. Some of the most principled and courageous Americans have come from the South and the shame of racism is a common heritage of all regions. However, this doesn't change the fact that the Republican Party's descent into overt racism has been the direct result of their decision to use racism to woo disgruntled white Southern voters.
    Well said.

    As John at AMERICAblog points out, illegal immigrants have become the newest target of bigotry, taking the heat off the queers. And while it's cold comfort to say Bienvenidos a mi mundo, it's tragic that fear and exploitation are the only elements that the righties are capable of using. Finding long-term solutions such as guest worker programs or revitalizing the Mexican and Latin American economies so that citizens of those countries wouldn't feel the need to risk life, limb, or family to come to el norte don't fit on a bumper sticker or into a Rush Limbaugh or Michael Savage rant.

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    Another Vietnam Parallel 

    A disturbing report -- and an echo of a previous time -- has emerged from Iraq.
    A Pentagon probe into the death of Iraqi civilians last November in the Iraqi city of Haditha will show that U.S. Marines "killed innocent civilians in cold blood," a U.S. lawmaker said Wednesday.

    From the beginning, Iraqis in the town of Haditha said U.S. Marines deliberately killed 15 unarmed Iraqi civilians, including seven women and three children.

    One young Iraqi girl said the Marines killed six members of her family, including her parents. “The Americans came into the room where my father was praying,” she said, “and shot him.”

    On Wednesday, Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., said the accounts are true.

    Military officials told NBC News that the Marine Corps' own evidence appears to show Murtha is right.

    [...]

    Murtha, a vocal opponent of the war in Iraq, said at a news conference Wednesday that sources within the military have told him that an internal investigation will show that "there was no firefight, there was no IED (improvised explosive device) that killed these innocent people. Our troops overreacted because of the pressure on them, and they killed innocent civilians in cold blood."

    Military officials say Marine Corp photos taken immediately after the incident show many of the victims were shot at close range, in the head and chest, execution-style. One photo shows a mother and young child bent over on the floor as if in prayer, shot dead, said the officials, who spoke to NBC News on condition of anonymity because the investigation hasn't been completed.

    One military official says it appears the civilians were deliberately killed by the Marines, who were outraged at the death of their fellow Marine.

    “This one is ugly," one official told NBC News.
    Those of us of a certain age remember My Lai. To many, that was the one event that turned the American public against the war in Vietnam. It became the symbol of the futility, the waste, and the carnage of a meaningless war and the destruction of any moral high ground we had in fighting the so-called Red Menace.

    I hope there is a complete investigation and that instead of finding a scapegoat in the form of a low-level officer -- like Lt. William Calley -- this should go all the way to the top.

    You can expect the right-wing to launch into another attack on the patriotism of Jack Murtha. That's all they can do.

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    Who Said Impeachment? 

    John Conyers says he's not planning on impeaching George W. Bush as soon as the Democrats take power.
    As Republicans have become increasingly nervous about whether they will be able to maintain control of the House in the midterm elections, they have resorted to the straw-man strategy of identifying a parade of horrors to come if Democrats gain the majority. Among these is the assertion that I, as the new chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, would immediately begin impeachment proceedings against President Bush.

    I will not do that. I readily admit that I have been quite vigorous, if not relentless, in questioning the administration. The allegations I have raised are grave, serious, well known, and based on reliable media reports and the accounts of former administration officials.

    But none of these allegations can be proved or disproved until the administration answers questions.

    [...]

    The committee's job would be to obtain answers -- finally. At the end of the process, if -- and only if -- the select committee, acting on a bipartisan basis, finds evidence of potentially impeachable offenses, it would forward that information to the Judiciary Committee. This threshold of bipartisanship is appropriate, I believe, when dealing with an issue of this magnitude.
    In other words, the Democrats would actually follow the rule of law. The reason the Republicans are so uptight about that is because that's a completely foreign concept to them nowadays.

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    Negotiating the Price 

    The Miami Herald reports that Senator Mel Martinez (R-FL) is keeping money raised by Jack Abramoff.
    When U.S. Sen. Mel Martinez shed $2,500 in January that his campaign took from an Ohio congressman tied to lobbyist Jack Abramoff, a spokeswoman said the Florida senator wanted no contributions with "even a hint of impropriety."

    But Martinez continues to hold on to $250,000 that his 2004 campaign collected at a Washington kickoff fundraiser that was co-chaired and attended by the now disgraced lobbyist.

    Abramoff pleaded guilty in January in Miami and Washington to a variety of fraud, tax and corruption charges.

    The $1,000-per-person reception at the Ronald Reagan Republican Center was held Feb. 10, 2004 -- two months after Martinez stepped down as President Bush's secretary of Housing and Urban Development.

    [...]

    Court papers filed last week by federal prosecutors in Washington said Abramoff enlisted U.S. Rep. Robert Ney, an Ohio Republican, in a January 2003 effort "to influence the decisions and actions" of then-HUD Secretary Martinez. At the time, Ney was the incoming chairman of the House subcommittee that oversees HUD.

    The statement made no allegation that Martinez did anything improper. Ney has denied any wrongdoing and has not been charged.
    It's amazing what a quarter of a million bucks will do to remove any hint of impropriety.

    This story reminds me of the old joke: a rich old man approaches a very attractive young lady in a hotel lobby:
    HE: "Would you sleep with me for a million bucks?"
    SHE: "Sure!"
    HE: "Okay, well, how about for twenty bucks?"
    SHE: "Hell, no! What do you think I am?"
    HE: "We've already established that; now all I'm doing is negotiating the price."

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    Shorter George F. Will 

    In which Mr. Will tells the right wing that the term values voter is bunk.
    An aggressively annoying new phrase in America's political lexicon is "values voters." It is used proudly by social conservatives, and carelessly by the media to denote such conservatives.

    This phrase diminishes our understanding of politics. It also is arrogant on the part of social conservatives and insulting to everyone else because it implies that only social conservatives vote to advance their values and everyone else votes to... well, it is unclear what they supposedly think they are doing with their ballots.

    [...]

    Attempts to assign values-seriousness can get complicated: Freedom and happiness are valuable. Arguably, governmental actions
    that did much to increase freedom and happiness in the past half-century were state laws liberalizing divorce. These made important contributions to the emancipation of men and especially women from mistaken marriages. Perhaps the most important of these laws -- it was among the most liberal and was in the most populous state -- was signed by a divorced governor, Ronald Reagan. What do socially conservative values voters make of that?
    What they make of it is hypocrisy on steroids. The tightie-righties all claim the moral high ground with spokesmen who are drug abusers on probation, multi-millionaire Las Vegas whales, self-loathing closet queens, immigrant-bashing immigrants, and men with more ex-wives and enough alimony payments to maintain the GNP of a small Caribbean island. The only thing they seem to truly value is keeping a grip on power by exploitation and fear.

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    Wednesday, May 17, 2006

    Taking the Fight to Middle America 

    From the New York Times:
    House Democrats, trying to capitalize on conservative dissatisfaction with Republicans, are reaching out to Christian voters with radio advertisements critical of Republican proposals to overhaul Social Security.

    In a campaign tied to appearances by President Bush on behalf of House candidates later this week, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has bought time on stations with Christian and conservative audiences to try to remind those who traditionally vote Republican of their party's plan to add private investment accounts to Social Security.

    While Republicans have stepped up efforts in recent years to cut into traditional Democratic strength among Catholics, Hispanics and older Americans, among other groups, the radio campaign is a rare effort by Democrats to appeal to a dependable Republican constituency.

    "We are going to keep them back on their heels and make them compete for their own base," said Representative Rahm Emanuel, Democrat of Illinois, chairman of the House campaign organization.

    [...]

    In an advertisement scheduled to begin running Wednesday in five House districts in Kentucky, Ohio, Indiana and Virginia, an announcer says that "retirement has become an uncertain time for many of us." The commercial goes on to suggest that the Social Security approach championed by Mr. Bush and many Congressional Republicans could undermine the stability of the retirement program while adding $2 trillion in federal debt.

    Mr. Emanuel said the advertisement raised the debt issue to spotlight another sore spot among conservatives — the level of spending overseen by Republicans in Congress. The rise in the debt limit and criticism of the growth in federal spending bills is adding to unrest among conservatives that is contributing to low public support for Congress. Even if the party is unable to convert conservatives, the advertisements could help hold down Republican support in districts where races could be tight.
    The premise of Thomas Frank's book What's The Matter With Kansas? is that the Republicans won over voters in the red states by exploiting emotional but distant issues such as gay marriage and Hollywood hedonism while screwing them over on such kitchen-table concerns as tax cuts only for rich, spiraling health care, the possible privatization of Social Security, and the drying up of the pensions.

    But as poll numbers for the GOP and the administration head south, the Democrats have an opportunity to remind the folks in the red states that the most important issues are the ones closest to home: the local economy, retirement, and health care.

    And it might also be a good time to remind voters that the last time the middle class was in distress and facing such issues -- during the Great Depression -- it sure as hell wasn't the Republicans who came to their rescue.

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    It's Snowtime... 

    Dan Froomkin reviews Tony Snow's premiere:
    A White House press corps smitten with the telegenic, emotional nature of Tony Snow's first formal briefing yesterday -- he laughed! he cried! -- largely neglected to mention a few salient aspects of his performance.

    Like, for instance: His inconsistent responses; his sloppiness with certain facts; and his embarrassing verbal gaffe.

    Repeatedly questioned about the National Security Agency's collection of data on domestic telephone calls, Snow acknowledged the existence of the program enough to defend it in general terms -- but when it came to answering specific questions, he refused to admit it existed.

    He misreported poll numbers when it served his purposes -- then refused to answer questions about poll numbers he didn't like.

    He got away almost scot-free using a term -- "tar baby" -- that many consider racist.

    Plus, he brusquely rebuffed an inquiry about Karl Rove -- along with several other legitimate questions -- without even the pretense of explaining why.

    Yes, Snow's congeniality is a pleasant change from Scott McClellan's robotic droning. But in terms of content, Snow was hardly an improvement.
    Too bad this show has a guaranteed run for two more years. Anywhere else it would close out of town.

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    The DaVinci Hose 

    The film version of The DaVinci Code got a less-than-rapturous review by the critics at Cannes. (Spoiler alert: if you haven't read the book and don't want to know the plot twists, stop here.)
    A mixture of fiction, fact and faith, "The Da Vinci Code" has made its worldwide film debut, opening the Cannes Film Festival -- but while the book was a mega-selling hit, the critics largely panned the cinematic version.

    [...]

    One scene during the film, meant to be serious, elicited prolonged laughter from the audience. There was no applause when the credits rolled; instead, a few catcalls and hisses broke the silence.

    "The Da Vinci Code" storyline proposes Mary Magdalene and Jesus were married, had a child, and that a powerful organization linked to the Church conspired to commit murder to keep it secret.
    Update: Here is A.O. Scott's review from the New York Times. Best line: "'The Da Vinci Code,' Ron Howard's adaptation of Dan Brown's best-selling primer on how not to write an English sentence, arrives trailing more than its share of theological and historical disputation."

    Meanwhile, some church leaders around the world are objecting to the film not because of its cinematic qualities but because it is deemed to be blasphemous.
    Christian leaders across Asia denounced "The Da Vinci Code," fearful that the movie may spread misinformation about their religion, as groups planned boycotts and attempted to block or shorten screenings ahead of its debut Wednesday.

    Christians in India, Malaysia, the Philippines, Singapore, South Korea and Thailand have protested or expressed concern about the film, premiering Wednesday at the Cannes Film Festival. Thai groups have persuaded censors to edit the movie, and India is putting the film's release on hold after a flurry of complaints.

    One of the premises of the movie, adapted by Ron Howard from Dan Brown's worldwide best seller, is that Jesus Christ married Mary Magdalene and fathered children and that his descendants are still alive.

    Christians in Asia are particularly worried about the movie because they believe it could threaten a religion that is already a minority in many countries.

    "If Jesus Christ had a child and a wife, then Christianity would be destroyed," said Thongchai Pradabchananurat, of the Thailand Protestant Churches Coordinating Committee.

    A coalition of Christian groups in Thailand, which is more than 90 percent Buddhist and less than 1 percent Christian, demanded that censors cut the last 15 minutes of the movie, which reveal that Jesus' lineage has survived to this day.

    The country's censorship board agreed to snip the last 10 minutes.

    Rachot Dhiraputra, general manager for distribution for Sony Pictures Releasing International, said the company refused to cut any part of the film but has offered to add a disclaimer at the beginning saying it is fictional. It has appealed the board's decision.

    "People can differentiate between what's fiction and what's not," said Rachot.
    It also depends on what your definition of "fiction" is. There are a lot of people who consider themselves to be Christians who think the bible is a wonderfully poetic collection of myths, fables, and parables -- after all, any book that starts out with two naked people and a talking snake is off to a better start than a dead guy in the Louvre -- and who don't find their faith challenged by a novel that doesn't rise to the level of a treatment for an ABC Movie of the Week with flaccid characters, a creaky prose style, and deus-ex-machina plot twists.

    If your faith in your religion is so weak that you're afraid that a movie will shatter it, you have a bigger problem than with what's showing at the cineplex. Get thee to a nunnery.

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    Let That Be a Lesson 

    From the Rocky Mountain News:
    University of Colorado professor Ward Churchill stole the work of others, twisted facts to bolster his own theories and repeatedly violated the most basic standards of scholarly research, the committee assigned to investigate him wrote in a stinging report made public Tuesday.

    One of the five committee members recommended Churchill be fired. Two said he should be suspended without pay for two years; the two others recommended a five- year suspension without pay.

    The final decision will be left to Provost Susan Avery and arts-and- sciences Dean Todd Gleeson, and it is not expected until mid-June.

    [...]

    Despite the harsh findings, the committee expressed its concern about the timing and possible motives for the university to bring charges at this time.

    Some of the allegations against Churchill had been known for a decade, and the inquiry was launched only after his controversial Sept. 11 essay came to light last year, they noted.

    In that essay, Churchill said the attacks were the predictable result of a U.S. foreign policy that caused the deaths of thousands of Iraqi children.

    He referred to some of the victims of the attack on the World Trade Center as "little Eichmanns," a reference to Nazi Adolf Eichmann, who helped coordinate the Holocaust. The people who died at the Pentagon, he wrote, weren't innocent victims but "military targets, pure and simple."

    After the essay was widely publicized, lawmakers and many in the public called for Churchill to be fired.

    While CU officials said Churchill's comments were covered by free speech, they apologized to the nation and ordered a full investigation into his work.
    The first rule of education on any level is that it isn't about the teacher. The research takes you where it takes you, and if it ends up somewhere other than where you thought it would go, then so be it. That, after all, is what the search for knowledge is all about, and that's why charges of research misconduct and plagiarism are capital offenses. It appears that Prof. Churchill forgot that, and when he made his work about him and his points of view, he betrayed the meaning of education and research. Regardless of his politics, he should be fired.

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    Casey Wins in Pennsylvania 

    From the Washington Post:
    Political veteran Bob Casey, the heavy favorite, easily won the Democratic nomination in Pennsylvania on Tuesday to challenge conservative Republican Sen. Rick Santorum in the fall.

    [...]

    The 46-year-old Casey, son of the late Gov. Robert P. Casey, now serves as Pennsylvania treasurer. He was courted by national Democratic Party leaders to take on Santorum, the Senate's No. 3 Republican and a close ally of President Bush. The race could cost a combined $50 million.

    Santorum, seeking a third term, was unopposed in the GOP primary.

    Casey cruised past two political newcomers in the Democratic primary, Philadelphia pension lawyer Alan Sandals and Philadelphia college professor Chuck Pennacchio.

    With 91 percent of precincts reporting, Casey had 587,622 votes, or 85 percent of the total.

    [...]

    Some Democratic voters said they were more interested in picking a candidate who could defeat Santorum than in sending a message to Casey that some of his positions, like his opposition to abortion, are too conservative.

    "I'm too old at this point in my life for symbolic victories," said Philadelphian David Hyman, 52.
    Chuck Pennacchio got a lot of support from the left blogosphere, including Eschaton and All Facts and Opinions, but in the end it came down to the pragmatic choice of who stood a better chance of beating Rick Santorum, who will be a formidable candidate in the fall.

    A bit of history is worth considering. Robert Casey's father, the late Gov. Bob Casey, Sr., was also an anti-abortion Democrat. At the 1992 convention that nominated Bill Clinton, Gov. Casey was not included in the speaker's list, a fact that the Republicans have used to beat up the Democrats for their hypocrisy on being "open-minded" ever since. (The Republicans have allowed several pro-choice Republicans to speak at their conventions as a bit of a nose-tweak to the Democrats; the reception of such speakers has been icy to the point of several, including Colin Powell, being booed from the convention floor. So much for "open-minded" Republicans.) Therefore the lesson is that while some progressives may find Mr. Casey to be too conservative for their tastes on certain issues, the alternative of returning Rick Santorum, who has heretofore demonstrated views towards women and gays that border on medieval, is far worse.

    Mr. Pennacchio ran a very focused and populist-oriented campaign, and he deserves a great deal of credit for bringing issues such as a living wage, environmental concerns, energy independence, and infrastructure repair to the table. His campaign was not just "symbolic," but the majority of Democrats in the state seemed to say that it's time to nominate a candidate who is already leading Sen. Santorum in the polls.

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    Ban Banned 

    Those rascally activist judges...
    A judge on Tuesday struck down Georgia's ban on same-sex marriage, saying a measure overwhelmingly approved by voters in 2004 violated a rule that limits ballot questions to a single subject.

    Fulton County Superior Court Judge Constance C. Russell said the state's voters must first decide whether same-sex relationships should have any legal status before they can be asked whether to ban same-sex marriages.

    "People who believe marriages between men and women should have a unique and privileged place in our society may also believe that same-sex relationships should have some place -- although not marriage," she wrote.

    The single-subject rule in the state constitution "protects the right of those people to hold both views and reflect both judgments by their vote," the judge said.

    Such procedural requirements "rarely enjoy popular support," she said, but they "ensure that the actions of government are constrained by the rule of law."

    [...]

    Gov. Sonny Perdue said the decision ran counter to the voice of Georgia voters in defining marriage as a union between a man and a woman.

    "The people of Georgia knew exactly what they were doing when an overwhelming 76 percent voted in support of this constitutional amendment," he said. "It is sad that a single judge has chosen to reverse this decision."

    Perdue said the state is considering its options, which include appealing directly to the Georgia Supreme Court.
    I'll let the lawyers among you out there to parse the decision according to the finer points of law, but what this decision seems to say is that the people of Georgia should have been allowed to decide whether or not gay couples were entitled to any form of legally recognized relationship, i.e. civil unions as defined in Vermont, before they voted for or against gay marriage, i.e. the law in Massachusetts.

    Gov. Perdue seems to think that if the majority of voters want something, they should get it, regardless of the finer points of state constitutional law.

    This is why we have a judicial branch... and why Gov. Perdue is planning on finding an activist judge who thinks the way he does.

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    Tuesday, May 16, 2006

    Waiting to See... 

    Questions have been raised about the veracity of Truthout's scoops over the past weekend of the pending indictment of Karl Rove in the CIA leak case: first the word that he had told the White House he had been indicted, followed by the actual story.

    Being unaware of the inside-baseball story of Mr. Leopold and his history with a variety of publications, I dutifully reported the stories and commented on them (here and here), as did a lot of other blogs. And then we sat back and waited for the earth to move.

    That was 48 hours ago, and so far we're still waiting. All that has happened is that we've seen a lot of sniping back and forth, some snarky non-comments from Karl Rove, and gloating by some in the right-wing dead-tree press about the unreliability of blogs. Mr. Leopold is holding his ground, however, and he is saying that if it blows up in his face, he'll name the sources who led him -- and the rest of us who went along with him -- down the garden path.

    And if I got it wrong, I'll admit it and retract my postings. I won't delete them; I'll leave them up as a reminder of the dangers of running a story without independent confirmation. However, if Mr. Leopold is proven right, I can say with a tad of rather un-Quaker-like pride that you heard it here first.

    Stay tuned.

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    Now That's Reform 

    Josh Marshall at Talking Points Memo explains Bush's immigration reform policy:
    After more than a little trying I think I've finally gotten a handle on this immigration debate. Or at least the president's slice of it, which goes by the name of 'comprehensive immigration reform'. If I understand this right, 'comprehensive' reform is reform that's so comprehensive that it reforms the thing in question in every way possible at the same time.

    So, for instance, comprehensive sex reform -- which, given how things are going in Washington, could be just around the corner -- would mean expanding abstinence education and reducing the number of sexually active teenagers while also fulfilling the universal dream of teenagers everywhere to get laid.
    When you put it that way, I'm sure a lot of people between the ages of 16 and 21 are all in favor of it...

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    Congratulations, John Lloyd Young 

    My friend John Lloyd Young has been nominated for a Tony as Best Leading Actor in a Musical for his portrayal of Frankie Valli in Jersey Boys, which has also been nominated for eight awards, including:
  • Best Musical
  • Best Book of a Musical - Marshall Brickman and Rick Elice
  • Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Musical - John Lloyd Young
  • Best Performance by a Featured Actor in a Musical - Christian Hoff
  • Best Direction of a Musical - Des McAnuff
  • Best Orchestrations - Steve Orich
  • Best Scenic Design of a Musical - Klara Zieglerova
  • Best Lighting Design of a Musical - Howell Binkley
  • Yip yah!

    I am so glad I got to see the show back in January. And it is really fantastic to see a guy who has worked so hard and really honed his craft as an actor make it big. I'll be in the front row -- in my living room, at least -- on Sunday, June 11 when he picks up his award. (I hope he'll be wearing his Bark Bark Woof Woof t-shirt under his tux for luck.)

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    Not a Good Idea 

    I thought I'd let all the big dogs chew up Adam Nagourney's article suggesting that the Democrats let the Republicans win the mid-terms and therefore stew in their own screw-ups without having the Democrats to beat up for two years of trying to pull the fat out of the fire.

    My problem with that is that if the Republicans maintain control of the House and Senate for another two years, we will have passed over the event horizon and gotten sucked into the black hole of civil liberty abuse, uncontrolled spending, pissed away money and lives in Iraq, annoyed allies, emboldened adversaries, and Dog knows what else so that by the time the Democrats regain a modicum of control in either Congress or the White House, it will be too late. A balanced budget, peace, and trust in our elected officials will be a sweet dream of a time long passed.

    After winning in the mid-terms in 2006, the Democrats' approach to 2008 and their promises to putting things right should be to paraphrase a line from Scent of a Woman: We're just gettin' warmed up.

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    Indiana Jones School of Government 

    One of the best lines in Raiders of the Lost Ark comes when Indiana Jones is trapped in one of those impossible situations and the heroine asks wailingly, "What do we do now?" Indy replies, "I don't know; I'm making it up as I go along."

    That seems to be the current modus operandi with the current administration and their flailing attempt at governing.
    When Karl Rove emerged from the White House Monday morning to speak at the American Enterprise Institute, the most ominous moment came during the introduction. Christopher DeMuth, the president of the conservative think tank, went out of his way to praise Rove's "equanimity" in the face of "sharks in the water."

    In Washington, when they are about to erect a statue in your honor, they praise your "genius and vision." When they are trying to decide whether to send a handwritten note in case of your indictment, they praise your "calm and equanimity."

    For Woody Allen, 90 percent of life is showing up. For Rove these days, it is 100 percent. While Rove was supposedly at AEI to offer an overview of the president's inspiring economic record, that cover story was as preposterous as claiming that America invaded Iraq to safeguard its vineyards. Monday's speech and the 30-minute question-and-answer session that followed was all about projecting the image of control and nurturing the illusion of business as usual.

    But everything in the world of George W. Bush these days smacks of desperate improvisation. Apologizing that his purportedly long-standing date at AEI conflicted with the thematics of the president's Monday night television address, Rove said, "I am so completely off message on a day that we're talking about immigration, I don't know if they'll let me back into the gates at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue."

    [...]

    But the big story of this dispiriting week for Bush is that Godot-like drama called, "Waiting for the Grand Jury." Rove's indictment has been confidently forecast on the blogosphere more often than Fidel Castro's downfall with, thus far, similar results. In contrast, I will confess to being the only journalist on the Web who has no idea when or whether Patrick Fitzgerald will charge Rove with a crime in the CIA leak inquiry.

    Still, Rove's Monday appearance at AEI gave off a whiff of a farewell tour over the battlefield of political argument. Rove, who normally prefers big themes in politics rather than boring details, brandished number after number in a bold attempt at statistical prestidigitation to convince Americans that they have never had it so good. I almost expected Rove to start asking, "Who are you going to believe? My statistics or your checkbook balance?"

    But when the president's approval rating is bobbing around 30 percent and less than a quarter of the electorate thinks that America is on the right track, a political strategist like Rove can carry braggadocio only so far. Asked to explain Bush's dismal poll ratings, Rove sounded like Cindy Sheehan in blaming everything on the Iraq war. "Look, we're in a sour time," he said. "I readily admit it. I mean, being in the middle of a war where people turn on their television sets and see brave men and women dying is not something that makes people happy and optimistic and upbeat."

    That was an oddly passive answer, as if Rove and the president whom he has so loyally served had nothing to do with the foreordained decision to invade Iraq. But then, as he waits for a final legal determination by Fitzgerald, Rove may be getting used to dealing with life-changing issues that are utterly beyond his control.
    The difference between Indiana Jones and Karl Rove (aside from the fact that Mr. Rove looks more like a garden gnome than a matinee idol) is that Professor Jones was best at improvisation. The Bushies can't seem to function without a script, and once they're thrown off message -- even if it's by their own devices -- they flail around like an upside-down turtle. We've seen how they handle unplanned disasters -- vis Hurricane Katrina -- so with the headlines bringing more and more bad news and revelations every day, it makes you wonder what's next that will be drive them over the edge: snakes, bugs, rats, or spiders?

    The worrisome factor is that when people who are so used to controlling everything find themselves spiraling out of control, they usually lash out and do something extremely bizarre (remember the mission to Mars?) or dangerous. So don't be surprised if we invade Montserrat next week.

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    Weather Report 

    South Florida has been very dry for the last couple of months to the point that we had a lot of wildfires closing interstates. That's over for the moment; we've had about twelve hours of rain here in the Miami area, including some pretty wild winds, heavy rain, and a lot of lightning and thunder. Yeah, we needed it, but I am sure that there are those whose roofs are still covered in blue tarps from last hurricane season (not to mention those waiting to have their roofs replaced by contractors who took the down payment in March and still haven't done the job) would rather it hadn't shown up all at once.

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    Splitting the Difference 

    It sounds like nobody's really thrilled with the president's solutions to the immigration issue.
    President Bush proposed a plan on Monday that could place up to 6,000 National Guard troops along the border with Mexico for at least a year, but he urged Congress to address illegal immigration in a way that maintains the nation's tradition of openness.

    Stepping directly into the middle of a debate raging within his own party and in cities and towns across the country, Mr. Bush offered a menu of proposals on the issue, which has rapidly emerged as among the most challenging confronting Congress and the White House.

    [...]

    White House officials said in a briefing for reporters Monday afternoon that the president was calling for $1.9 billion included in a supplemental budget bill now before Congress to be used for his proposals.

    Some of the border state governors, Democrats in Congress, and others immediately raised questions about the practicality of the plan. Mr. Bush's broad approach also drew tepid reviews from some House Republicans and conservatives, whose support he will need as he grapples with a problem that has defied decades of proposed solutions: the continued economic imbalances between the United States and its trading partners to the south.

    The reactions underscored the slender line the president is trying to walk between not only Democrats and warring members of his own party who are trying to hammer out legislation, but also between the increasingly powerful Hispanic voters he hopes to recruit to his party and the conservatives who still form its base.

    [...]

    Senator Edward M. Kennedy, Democrat of Massachusetts, who has been deeply involved in the Senate negotiations on immigration, praised Mr. Bush "for his courage," but said he was worried the National Guard was already spread too thin.

    But among the most important voices will be those of the governors of the four states abutting the southern border: Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and California. It falls to them to make the plan for deploying the guard work.

    Administration officials said governors would have to ask for the Guard troops, and are free to decline them. And, officials said governors would often have to ask for National Guard troops from fellow governors in nonborder states, who could also say no.

    Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger of California, a Republican, called the plan a "Band-Aid solution" in a statement Monday night and complained that he had not been fully consulted.

    Gov. Bill Richardson of New Mexico, a Democrat, said the plan fell short. "The president is putting the onus on border governors to work out the details and resolve the problems with this plan," Mr. Richardson said in a statement.
    The last time the president tried to nationalize a problem that effected a region was after Hurricane Katrina. We got a lot of talk about the administration doing everything it could to rebuild the Gulf Coast and restore it to better than it was before. However, judging by how things are in New Orleans, I can understand the skepticism of people on both sides of the debate who thinks that in the end, nothing much is going to be accomplished. Also, Mr. Bush, by pissing off the hard right (as in the folks at World Net Daily who suggest a final solution worthy of You Know Who), is picking a fight with the people he'll need the most in the mid-terms. Buena suerte, vato.

    There is an interesting aspect to deploying the National Guard as pointed out by Josh Marshall's reader JB:
    "The White House is now saying the troops would only be temporary. But temporary until when? I guess just until there aren't any more illegals trying to come across the border from Latin America."

    In other words, you're suggesting the White House doesn't have an exit strategy from getting the troops out of ... our own country?
    Yeah, pretty much.

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    Monday, May 15, 2006

    One Difference 

    I know comparisons to the Third Reich and the current administration are considered to be over the top, but at least the Germans got a cheap and fuel-efficient car -- the Volkswagen -- in the deal.

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    Tracking the Press 

    Even Nixon didn't try this.* From The Blotter at ABC News via Raw Story:
    Brian Ross and Richard Esposito Report:

    A senior federal law enforcement official tells ABC News the government is tracking the phone numbers we call in an effort to root out confidential sources.

    "It's time for you to get some new cell phones, quick," the source told us in an in-person conversation.

    ABC News does not know how the government determined who we are calling, or whether our phone records were provided to the government as part of the recently-disclosed NSA collection of domestic phone calls.

    Other sources have told us that phone calls and contacts by reporters for ABC News, along with the New York Times and the Washington Post, are being examined as part of a widespread CIA leak investigation.

    One former official was asked to sign a document stating he was not a confidential source for New York Times reporter James Risen.

    Our reports on the CIA's secret prisons in Romania and Poland were known to have upset CIA officials.

    People questioned by the FBI about leaks of intelligence information say the CIA was also disturbed by ABC News reports that revealed the use of CIA predator missiles inside Pakistan.

    Under Bush Administration guidelines, it is not considered illegal for the government to keep track of numbers dialed by phone customers.

    The official who warned ABC News said there was no indication our phones were being tapped so the content of the conversation could be recorded.

    A pattern of phone calls from a reporter, however, could provide valuable clues for leak investigators.
    Why am I not surprised? It's the next logical step in the snooping syndrome. This, however, might get the press off their fat asses and start paying attention to the shredding of the right of privacy undertaken by this administration.

    *Update: I stand corrected. Digby relays the tale of Henry Kissinger going after leakers in the Nixon administration.

    Further Update - 6:58 p.m. I'm assuming that ABC World News Tonight didn't cover this story tonight because Brian Ross isn't ready to put it on the air, not because the immigration story, the Duke rape case, and a nice old lady living under an erupting volcano in Indonesia were more important than the government trying to track down leaks by tapping reporters' phones.

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    Question of the Day 

    For those of you who watched the series finale of The West Wing last night:
    Which was the moment that touched you the most?
    For me, it was President Bartlet's farewell to Charlie Young.

    If you missed it, it will be repeated tonight on Bravo. Check local listings.

    Feel free to hold forth on what were your favorite West Wing moments over the history of the series. Mine were:
  • When the president told off the Dr. Laura clone,
  • When President Bartlet was stoned on painkillers for his back and held a meeting in the Oval Office,
  • The turkey-pardoning.
  • What's next?

    Update: Farhad Manjoo of Salon.com has a bittersweet farewell to the show here. Spoiler Alert: the story contains a plot revelation, so if you haven't seen it, you have been warned.

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    The Only Thing We Have Is Fear 

    Bob Herbert in the New York Times:
    In the dark days of the Depression, Franklin Roosevelt counseled Americans to avoid fear. George W. Bush is his polar opposite. The public's fear is this president's most potent political asset. Perhaps his only asset.

    Mr. Bush wants ordinary Americans to remain in a perpetual state of fear — so terrified, in fact, that they will not object to the steady erosion of their rights and liberties, and will not notice the many ways in which their fear is being manipulated to feed an unconscionable expansion of presidential power.

    If voters can be kept frightened enough of terrorism, they might even overlook the monumental incompetence of one of the worst administrations the nation has ever known.

    [...]

    The Bush crowd, which gets together each morning to participate in a highly secret ritual of formalized ineptitude, is trying to get its creepy hands on all the telephone records of everybody in the entire country. It supposedly wants these records, which contain crucial documentation of calls for Chinese takeout in Terre Haute, Ind., and birthday greetings to Grandma in Talladega, Ala., to help in the search for Osama bin Laden.

    Hey, the president has made it clear that when Al Qaeda is calling, he wants to be listening, and you never know where that lead may turn up.

    The problem (besides the fact that the president has been as effective hunting bin Laden as Dick Cheney was in hunting quail) is that in its fearmongering and power-grabbing the Bush administration has trampled all over the Constitution, the democratic process and the hallowed American tradition of government checks and balances.

    Short of having them taken away from us, there is probably no way to fully appreciate the wonder and the glory of our rights and liberties here in the United States, including the right to privacy.

    [...]

    If you listen to the Bush version of reality, the president is all powerful. In that version, we are fighting a war against terrorism, which is a war that will never end. And as long as we are at war (forever), there is no limit to the war-fighting powers the president can claim as commander in chief.

    So we've kidnapped people and sent them off to be tortured in the extraordinary rendition program; and we've incarcerated people at Guantánamo Bay and elsewhere without trial or even the right to know the charges against them; and we're allowing the C.I.A. to operate super-secret prisons where God-knows-what-all is going on; and we're listening in on the phone calls and reading the e-mail of innocent Americans without warrants; and on and on and on.

    The Bushies will tell you that it is dangerous and even against the law to inquire into these nefarious activities. We just have to trust the king.

    Well, I give you fair warning. This is a road map to totalitarianism. Hallmarks of totalitarian regimes have always included an excessive reliance on secrecy, the deliberate stoking of fear in the general population, a preference for military rather than diplomatic solutions in foreign policy, the promotion of blind patriotism, the denial of human rights, the curtailment of the rule of law, hostility to a free press and the systematic invasion of the privacy of ordinary people.

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    Another Poll, More Disapproval of NSA Mining 

    As noted below, the more polling that comes out about the NSA data sweep, the less inclined the American public is to like it. USA Today has its own that shows disapproval 51%-43%:
    A majority of Americans disapprove of a massive Pentagon database containing the records of billions of phone calls made by ordinary citizens, according to a USA TODAY/Gallup Poll. About two-thirds are concerned that the program may signal other, not-yet-disclosed efforts to gather information on the general public.

    The survey of 809 adults Friday and Saturday shows a nation wrestling with the balance between fighting terrorism and protecting civil liberties.

    By 51%-43%, those polled disapprove of the program, disclosed Thursday in USA TODAY. The National Security Agency has been collecting phone records from three of the nation's largest telecommunication companies since soon after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

    Most of those who approve of the program say it violates some civil liberties but is acceptable because "investigating terrorism is the more important goal."

    "The combating-terrorism issue still has resonance with the American public," says political scientist Richard Eichenberg of Tufts University in Massachusetts. "But the public's tolerance for this sort of invasion of privacy may be topping out. It may be people are starting to say: 'When is the other shoe going to drop? What else are they doing?' "

    About two-thirds say they're concerned that the federal government might be gathering other information about the public, such as bank records and data on Internet use, or listening in on domestic phone conversations without obtaining a warrant.
    Even with people like Newt Gingrich asserting that it is "perfectly legal" (first, Mr. Gingrich's acquaintance with Constitutional scholarship is a point of discussion for another time, and second, just because something is legal doesn't make it right), the public is finally waking up to the fact that the Bush administration has, at long last, gone too far.

    Not only that, the Bush administration, in the person of John Negroponte, the head of all US intelligence, denied vehemently as recently as a week ago that the NSA was doing any such thing as monitoring domestic calls.
    When he was asked about the National Security Agency's controversial domestic surveillance program last Monday, U.S. intelligence chief John D. Negroponte objected to the question and said the government was "absolutely not" monitoring domestic calls without warrants.

    "I wouldn't call it domestic spying," he told reporters. "This is about international terrorism and telephone calls between people thought to be working for international terrorism and people here in the United States."

    Three days later, USA Today divulged details of the NSA's effort to log a majority of the telephone calls made within the United States since the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks -- amassing the domestic call records of tens of millions of U.S. households and businesses in an attempt to sift them for clues about terrorist threats.
    To put a really fine point on it, Mr. Negroponte said they were not "monitoring domestic calls without warrants," and the administration's defenders say that gathering phone numbers isn't monitoring. Ah, yes...and these are the same people who lambasted Bill Clinton for re-defining "is" and laughed Al Gore out of the room for saying there was "no controlling authority" over his fund-raising at a Buddhist temple. It's funny how legalisms and parsing becomes all the rage when it's your ox being gored.

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    Cranky Christianists 

    Poor babies:
    Some of President Bush's most influential conservative Christian allies are becoming openly critical of the White House and Republicans in Congress, warning that they will withhold their support in the midterm elections unless Congress does more to oppose same-sex marriage, obscenity and abortion.

    "There is a growing feeling among conservatives that the only way to cure the problem is for Republicans to lose the Congressional elections this fall," said Richard Viguerie, a conservative direct-mail pioneer.

    [...]

    "I can't tell you how much anger there is at the Republican leadership," Mr. Viguerie said. "I have never seen anything like it."

    In the last several weeks, Dr. James C. Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family and one of the most influential Christian conservatives, has publicly accused Republican leaders of betraying the social conservatives who helped elect them in 2004. He has also warned in private meetings with about a dozen of the top Republicans in Washington that he may turn critic this fall unless the party delivers on conservative goals.

    [...]

    But it is unclear how much Congressional Republicans will be able to do for social conservatives before the next election.

    No one expects the same-sex marriage amendment to pass this year. Republican leaders have not scheduled votes on a measure to outlaw transporting minors across state lines for abortions, and the proposal faces long odds in the Senate. A measure to increase obscenity fines for broadcasters is opposed by media industry trade groups, pitting Christian conservatives against the business wing of the party, and Congressional leaders have not committed to bring it to a vote.

    Grover Norquist, president of Americans for Tax Reform and another frequent participant in the Council for National Policy, argued that Christian conservatives were hurting their own cause.

    "If the Republicans do poorly in 2006," Mr. Norquist said, "the establishment will explain that it was because Bush was too conservative, specifically on social and cultural issues."
    There are two possible explanations for the Republicans turning their backs on the Religious Reich. The first is that this is what Republicans do to interest groups: treat them like they're one of their own until their usefulness is exhausted and then ignore them like a bad one-night stand. They got their guy elected and their party in power in the House and Senate and now the party's over; so long, honey, here's twenty bucks for cab fare.

    The second is that the Republicans finally figured out that the theocratic, fascistic, xenophobic, homophobic, and dominionist agenda of people like James Dobson, Pat Robertson, D. James Kennedy, and Jerry Falwell was too much for even them to stomach, and they saw that aligning themselves with the nutsery was going to kill them among the moderate and independent voters that make up the majority of voters in this country.

    But the Religious Reich will not go quietly. They will take every opportunity to remind the Republicans exactly who it was that brung them to the big dance and put their gay-bashing, uterus-monitoring, and broadcast-censoring agenda out there for all to see. And we of the progressive side will be all too happy to remind the electorate of that as well; we all have our cross to bear. Or, in the case of Bill Frist vs. Grover Norquist, our bear to cross.

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    Sunday, May 14, 2006

    Sunday Reading 

  • Frank Rich:
    When America panics, it goes hunting for scapegoats. But from Salem onward, we've more often than not ended up pillorying the innocent. Abe Rosenthal, the legendary Times editor who died last week, and his publisher, Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, were denounced as treasonous in 1971 when they defied the Nixon administration to publish the Pentagon Papers, the secret government history of the Vietnam War. Today we know who the real traitors were: the officials who squandered American blood and treasure on an ill-considered war and then tried to cover up their lies and mistakes. It was precisely those lies and mistakes, of course, that were laid bare by the thousands of pages of classified Pentagon documents leaked to both The Times and The Washington Post.

    This history is predictably repeating itself now that the public has turned on the war in Iraq. The administration's die-hard defenders are desperate to deflect blame for the fiasco, and, guess what, the traitors once again are The Times and The Post. This time the newspapers committed the crime of exposing warrantless spying on Americans by the National Security Agency (The Times) and the C.I.A.'s secret "black site" Eastern European prisons (The Post). Aping the Nixon template, the current White House tried to stop both papers from publishing and when that failed impugned their patriotism.

    President Bush, himself a sometime leaker of intelligence, called the leaking of the N.S.A. surveillance program a "shameful act" that is "helping the enemy." Porter Goss, who was then still C.I.A. director, piled on in February with a Times Op-Ed piece denouncing leakers for potentially risking American lives and compromising national security. When reporters at both papers were awarded Pulitzer Prizes last month, administration surrogates, led by bloviator in chief William Bennett, called for them to be charged under the 1917 Espionage Act.

    We can see this charade for what it is: a Hail Mary pass by the leaders who bungled a war and want to change the subject to the journalists who caught them in the act. What really angers the White House and its defenders about both the Post and Times scoops are not the legal questions the stories raise about unregulated gulags and unconstitutional domestic snooping, but the unmasking of yet more administration failures in a war effort riddled with ineptitude. It's the recklessness at the top of our government, not the press's exposure of it, that has truly aided the enemy, put American lives at risk and potentially sabotaged national security. That's where the buck stops, and if there's to be a witch hunt for traitors, that's where it should begin.

    [...]

    Soon to come are the Senate's hearings on Mr. Goss's successor, Gen. Michael Hayden, the former head of the N.S.A. As Jon Stewart reminded us last week, Mr. Bush endorsed his new C.I.A. choice with the same encomium he had bestowed on Mr. Goss: He's "the right man" to lead the C.I.A. "at this critical moment in our nation's history." That's not exactly reassuring.

    This being an election year, Karl Rove hopes the hearings can portray Bush opponents as soft on terrorism when they question any national security move. It was this bullying that led so many Democrats to rubber-stamp the Iraq war resolution in the 2002 election season and Mr. Goss's appointment in the autumn of 2004.

    Will they fall into the same trap in 2006? Will they be so busy soliloquizing about civil liberties that they'll fail to investigate the nominee's record? It was under General Hayden, a self-styled electronic surveillance whiz, that the N.S.A. intercepted actual Qaeda messages on Sept. 10, 2001 -- "Tomorrow is zero hour" for one -- and failed to translate them until Sept. 12. That same fateful summer, General Hayden's N.S.A. also failed to recognize that "some of the terrorists had set up shop literally under its nose," as the national-security authority James Bamford wrote in The Washington Post in 2002. The Qaeda cell that hijacked American Flight 77 and plowed into the Pentagon was based in the same town, Laurel, Md., as the N.S.A., and "for months, the terrorists and the N.S.A. employees exercised in some of the same local health clubs and shopped in the same grocery stores."

    If Democrats --— and, for that matter, Republicans -- let a president with a Nixonesque approval rating install yet another second-rate sycophant at yet another security agency, even one as diminished as the C.I.A., someone should charge those senators with treason, too.
  • Carl Hiaasen on the chances of there being a Bush III presidency.
    On the same day a national poll showed George W. Bush's popularity skidding to a new low, he told reporters in Florida that he'd like to see his brother Jeb make a run for the presidency.

    At which Jeb must have inwardly winced, thinking: Gee, thanks, bro.

    That's like being asked to steer the Titanic after it hits the iceberg.

    Gov. Bush has repeatedly said he won't run for president in 2008, and there's little reason to doubt his word. Regardless of how one views his politics (and I often disagree with him), he's undeniably a bright fellow.

    Not that you need to be a genius to figure out that voters won't be sending another Bush to the White House anytime soon.

    The latest New York Times/CBS News poll puts the president's job approval rating at a feeble 31 percent. That ties his father's rock-bottom number in July 1992, four months before he lost the election to Bill Clinton. Only two other presidents in the last 50 years racked up lower popularity scores: Richard Nixon and Jimmy Carter.

    Discontent is widespread and bipartisan. Seventy percent of those surveyed last week said the country was headed in the wrong direction, reflecting the worst epidemic of national pessimism in more than two decades.

    According to the poll, Americans are deeply disgruntled about the debacle in Iraq, high gas prices, immigration issues and the economy. About two-thirds of the respondents said the country was in lousier shape today then it was when Bush took office six years ago.

    Jeb would have to be certifiably nuts or totally stoned to consider running for president in two years. Even if his day should come, it's not clear that he wants the job.

    There's an element of epic irony in his fate, because establishment Republicans had assumed that he -- not George W. -- would be the first Bush heir to reach the White House.

    It might become one of the great what-ifs of modern political history. What if Bobby Kennedy had lived to be elected? What if the Watergate burglars hadn't been caught?

    And what if Jeb and not W. had run for president?

    Surely today's headlines would be different. It's inconceivable that as president Jeb would have pushed for an invasion of Iraq. He's far too pragmatic and cautious -- plus, he actually reads.

    I believe he would have made it his business to know that the reports of Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction were both flimsy and hotly disputed within the U.S. intelligence community.

    In any event, he would have been sensible enough to question why we should attack a country that had nothing to do with 9/11 and no al Qaeda connections whatsoever.

    As governor, Jeb has displayed a demeanor and management style that contrasts markedly with that of his detached and delegating brother.

    Jeb's known as a detail freak and workaholic. His manner isn't down-home, nor he is a folksy dispenser of nicknames. He can be blunt, cold and difficult to dazzle.

    That's not to say there wouldn't be some boneheads working at a Jebster White House. The governor has recruited some real low-voltage hacks to Tallahassee (like Jerry Regier, the conniving troll who was sent to streamline the Division of Children & Families and promptly began piecing out hefty contracts to his pals).

    Still, there's no Dick Cheney-like figure whispering instructions from the shadows. For better or worse, Jeb's the only one running the ship. In times of crisis he gives a strong impression of being engaged and focused, which isn't always true of his brother.

    Look at the administration's doddering reaction to Hurricane Katrina. It's impossible to imagine that, given his experiences in Florida, Jeb wouldn't have known in advance what would happen to those levees in New Orleans -- or at least listened to someone who did.

    A willingness to hear experts is one of the many differences between the Bush siblings. Naturally, there are similarities, too.

    Like George W., Jeb had no qualms about exploiting the tragic situation of Terri Schiavo to score brownie points with the far right. The governor fought to keep a feeding tube connected to the gravely brain-damaged woman, despite numerous court rulings and reams of medical evidence that she was in a permanent vegetative state.

    The Schiavo case backfired on the Bushes and other top Republicans, who'd badly misjudged the public's tolerance for politicians meddling in private family matters. That was the nadir of Jeb's tenure, yet his standing among Floridians remains solid: Sixty-three percent of those surveyed in March gave him a positive job-approval rating.

    In another time and circumstance, poll numbers like that would be a pass to a national ticket. Not today, not when the president is hobbling along at 31 percent.

    You can't blame W. for nudging Jeb toward the Oval Office, but the timing couldn't be worse. When the governor's term ends in January, he'll likely return to Miami, make a bundle in business and wait until 2012 to see whether the coast is clear.

    If he still chooses not to run, as he might, lots of people will be looking back at the paths of both brothers and wondering:

    What if...
  • Literary Note: I finished reading The DaVinci Code. I agree, it's a real page-turner; I kept turning the pages to see when I would start to actually care about characters who are drawn so thinly and stereotypically that I began to wonder why the author included them other than as props. The plot is very intricate and -- to me -- so innocuous in terms of questioning the history of the Catholic Church that I wondered if all the hoo-ha being whooped up by the pseudo-pious wasn't a nefarious plot by the publisher and the movie producers to juice the box office of the film version that opens this week. (Tom Hanks, the star of the film, coincidentally showed up on Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me. A little product-placement among the intelligensia? Hmmm.)

    Dan Brown's writing style is typical of the spy-thriller genre, but he could take a lesson from Robert Ludlum, John Le Carre, or Frederick Forsyth and learn that it's bad form to use an exclamation point in the narrative: The car screeched around the corner, struck the fencepost, and exploded! Save that for the dialog: "Help me!" wailed the piquent starlet.

    One thing I'm grateful for is that, unlike a lot of books of this genre, we were spared the obligatory sex scene between the macho male hero and the female-in-distress. I suppose that would have upset the Church more than the speculation about Jesus Christ and one Man's family.

    Overall, I agree with Dorothy Parker: "This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."

  • Speaking of literature, there are some new postings at The Practical Press, and the next chapter of Small Town Boys is in process.

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    Mother's Day 


    Lily of the Valley (Convallaria majalis) - one of my mom's favorite flowers.

    When I was a kid I remember gathering these for my mom to make a little bouquet to surprise her.

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    Saturday, May 13, 2006

    Cue the Fat Lady 

    It looks like it's time for the haunting but lovely "Turdblossom" aria from that classic opera Don Indictme.

    Truthout says:
    Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald spent more than half a day Friday at the offices of Patton Boggs, the law firm representing Karl Rove.

    During the course of that meeting, Fitzgerald served attorneys for former Deputy White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove with an indictment charging the embattled White House official with perjury and lying to investigators related to his role in the CIA leak case, and instructed one of the attorneys to tell Rove that he has 24 hours to get his affairs in order, high level sources with direct knowledge of the meeting said Saturday morning.

    Robert Luskin, Rove's attorney, did not return a call for comment. Sources said Fitzgerald was in Washington, DC, Friday and met with Luskin for about 15 hours to go over the charges against Rove, which include perjury and lying to investigators about how and when Rove discovered that Valerie Plame Wilson was a covert CIA operative and whether he shared that information with reporters, sources with direct knowledge of the meeting said.

    It was still unknown Saturday whether Fitzgerald charged Rove with a more serious obstruction of justice charge. Sources close to the case said Friday that it appeared very likely that an obstruction charge against Rove would be included with charges of perjury and lying to investigators.

    An announcement by Fitzgerald is expected to come this week, sources close to the case said. However, the day and time is unknown. Randall Samborn, a spokesman for the special prosecutor was unavailable for comment. In the past, Samborn said he could not comment on the case.
    A word of caution: this is still unofficial, and those of you who plan on popping the champagne corks should keep it on ice until we hear from Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald. And we should also be prepared for an onslaught of smoke, bullshit, and savage spin from the White House and its teeming hordes that will make the attacks on the "liberal media" and the lefty blogosphere so far look like a camp vespers service. And it wouldn't surprise me one bit to hear them raise the threat level to burnt orange -- to match Karl's jumpsuit, I imagine -- and rattle some sabres at Iran, Iraq, and the Federated States of Micronesia just to cover their bases.

    Oh, but it will be so worth it.

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    What A Difference A Day Makes 

    Yesterday the Washington Post said that 63% of Americans support the NSA phone data sweep.
    A majority of Americans initially support a controversial National Security Agency program to collect information on telephone calls made in the United States in an effort to identify and investigate potential terrorist threats, according to a Washington Post-ABC News poll.

    The new survey found that 63 percent of Americans said they found the NSA program to be an acceptable way to investigate terrorism, including 44 percent who strongly endorsed the effort. Another 35 percent said the program was unacceptable, which included 24 percent who strongly objected to it.
    Today, Newsweek says:
    Has the Bush administration gone too far in expanding the powers of the President to fight terrorism? Yes, say a majority of Americans, following this week’s revelation that the National Security Agency has been secretly collecting the phone records of U.S. citizens since the September 11 terrorist attacks. According to the latest NEWSWEEK poll, 53 percent of Americans think the NSA’s surveillance program “goes too far in invading people’s privacy,” while 41 percent see it as a necessary tool to combat terrorism.
    In order to make a fair comparison, let's look at the questions they asked in the polls. Here's the Washington Post/ABC:
    It's been reported that the National Security Agency has been collecting the phone call records of tens of millions of Americans. It then analyzes calling patterns in an effort to identify possible terrorism suspects, without listening to or recording the conversations. Would you consider this an acceptable or unacceptable way for the federal government to investigate terrorism? Do you feel that way strongly or somewhat?

    Acceptable NET -- 63
    Unacceptable NET -- 35
    Here's what Newsweek asked:
    As you may know, there are reports that the NSA, a government intelligence agency, has been collecting the phone call records of Americans. The agency doesn't actually listen to the calls but logs in nearly every phone number to create a database of calls made within the United States. Which of the following comes CLOSER to your own view of this domestic surveillance program:

    41 -- It is a necessary tool to combat terrorism
    53 -- It goes too far in invading people’s privacy
    6 -- Don’t know
    I'm not a polling expert, but those questions sound pretty similar to me. The Post/ABC polled 502 randomly selected adults nationwide. Newsweek polled 1,007.

    Hmm. So further along this goes and the more people they ask, the more people are against it. At some point, they're going to ask everybody, and I don't think the administration and their sycophantic toadies on the right are going to like the answer.

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    Tra-La-La-La-La-La-La-La-La! 

    I think I hear the fat lady warming up in the wings. From Truthout:
    Within the last week, Karl Rove told President Bush and Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten, as well as a few other high level administration officials, that he will be indicted in the CIA leak case and will immediately resign his White House job when the special counsel publicly announces the charges against him, according to sources.

    Details of Rove's discussions with the president and Bolten have spread through the corridors of the White House where low-level staffers and senior officials were trying to determine how the indictment would impact an administration that has been mired in a number of high-profile political scandals for nearly a year, said a half-dozen White House aides and two senior officials who work at the Republican National Committee.

    Speaking on condition of anonymity, sources confirmed Rove's indictment is imminent. These individuals requested anonymity saying they were not authorized to speak publicly about Rove's situation. A spokesman in the White House press office said they would not comment on "wildly speculative rumors."
    I know a lot of folks who would see the indictment and resignation of Karl Rove as the equivalent of Frodo throwing the Ring into the Crack of Doom; the act that finally brings down the Bush administration and renders what remains into nothing but an empty shell, at least in terms of being a political force, and it would inalterably change the dynamics of the 2006 mid-term elections. But two things have to happen before that can really come true: Rove has to actually be indicted and removed, and the Feds have to take away his BlackBerry. The first step would demoralize the White House political operation to the point that they are left to wander on their own under the hand of someone like Ken Mehlman, who has heretofore proven to be such an ineffective -- some would say lightweight -- politico that he was given the figurehead post at the RNC to keep him out of the real position of power. As for the BlackBerry, as long as Mr. Rove is able to communicate with the outside world, he will still be able to do some sort of behind-the scenes work. A lot of mob business has been run out of Sing Sing.

    Keep workin' those scales, baby; your cue is about to be called.

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    Friday, May 12, 2006

    A Corporation with Scruples 

    It's hard to imagine that a huge corporation would emerge as a moral force for law and the privacy rights of Americans nowadays, but it's true. Qwest decided not to participate in the NSA phone number sweep because they considered it to be illegal.
    The telecommunications company Qwest turned down requests by the National Security Agency for private telephone records because it concluded that doing so would violate federal privacy laws, a lawyer for the telephone company's former chief executive said today.

    In a statement released this morning, the lawyer said that the former chief executive, Joseph N. Nacchio, made the decision after asking whether "a warrant or other legal process had been secured in support of that request."

    Mr. Nacchio learned that no warrant had been granted and that there was a "disinclination on the part of the authorities to use any legal process," said the lawyer, Herbert J. Stern. As a result, the statement said, Mr. Nacchio concluded that "the requests violated the privacy requirements of the Telecommunications Act."
    Boy, are they gonna catch it from the righties: defying the president over such a trivial issue as "the rule of law."

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    Block That Metaphor!* 

    From the War Room:
    With a tip of the War Room Kevlar helmet to Wonkette, here's Republican Florida state Rep. David Rivera on the Republicans' inability to come up with a more promising candidate to run against Sen. Bill Nelson in November: "Katherine Harris is the horse we're going to ride to the finish line, and it's time for us to saddle up."
    Actually, I think the voters in Florida will say "Neigh" to Ms. Harris...

    *HT to the late E.B. White of The New Yorker for the title.

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    All In The Timing 

    Boy, does General Hayden know when to get nominated to head the CIA...
    Congressional Republicans and Democrats alike demanded answers from the Bush administration on Thursday about a report that the National Security Agency had collected records of millions of domestic phone calls, even as President Bush assured Americans that their privacy is "fiercely protected."

    [...]

    Several lawmakers predicted the new disclosures would complicate confirmation hearings next week for Gen. Michael V. Hayden, formerly the head of the N.S.A., as the president's nominee to lead the Central Intelligence Agency.
    Maybe he should sit down with Harriet Miers and review his testimony for the confirmation hearings.

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    Christian Nationalism 

    Michelle Goldberg excerpts portions of her forthcoming book "Kingdom Coming: The Rise of Christian Nationalism" at Salon.com.
    A few days before Bush's second inauguration, The New York Times carried a story headlined "Warning from a Student of Democracy's Collapse" about Fritz Stern, a refugee from Nazi Germany, professor emeritus of history at Columbia, and scholar of fascism. It quoted a speech he had given in Germany that drew parallels between Nazism and the American religious right. "Some people recognized the moral perils of mixing religion and politics," he was quoted saying of prewar Germany, "but many more were seduced by it. It was the pseudo-religious transfiguration of politics that largely ensured [Hitler's] success, notably in Protestant areas."

    It's not surprising that Stern is alarmed. Reading his forty-five-year-old book "The Politics of Cultural Despair: A Study in the Rise of the Germanic Ideology," I shivered at its contemporary resonance. "The ideologists of the conservative revolution superimposed a vision of national redemption upon their dissatisfaction with liberal culture and with the loss of authoritative faith," he wrote in the introduction. "They posed as the true champions of nationalism, and berated the socialists for their internationalism, and the liberals for their pacifism and their indifference to national greatness."

    Fascism isn't imminent in America. But its language and aesthetics are distressingly common among Christian nationalists. History professor Roger Griffin described the "mobilizing vision" of fascist movements as
    "the national community rising Phoenix-like after a period of encroaching decadence which all but destroyed it" (his emphasis). The Ten Commandments has become a potent symbol of this dreamed-for resurrection on the American right.

    [...]

    Dominion theology comes out of Christian Reconstructionism, a fundamentalist creed that was propagated by the late Rousas John (R. J.) Rushdoony and his son-in-law, Gary North. Born in New York City in 1916 to Armenian immigrants who had recently fled the genocide in Turkey, Rushdoony was educated at the University of California at Berkeley and spent over eight years as a Presbyterian missionary to Native Americans in Nevada. He was a prolific writer, churning out dense tomes advocating the abolition of public schools and social services and the replacement of civil law with biblical law. White-bearded and wizardly, Rushdoony had the look of an Old Testament patriarch and the harsh vision to match -- he called for the death penalty for gay people, blasphemers, and unchaste women, among other sinners. Democracy, he wrote, is a heresy and "the great love of the failures and cowards of life."

    [...]

    Speaking to outsiders, most Christian nationalists say they're simply responding to anti-Christian persecution. They say that secularism is itself a religion, one unfairly imposed on them. They say they're the victims in the culture wars. But Christian nationalist ideologues don't want equality, they want dominance. In his book "The Changing of the Guard: Biblical Principles for Political Action," George Grant, former executive director of D. James Kennedy's Coral Ridge Ministries, wrote:
    "Christians have an obligation, a mandate, a commission, a holy responsibility to reclaim the land for Jesus Christ -- to have dominion in civil structures, just as in every other aspect of life and godliness.
    But it is dominion we are after. Not just a voice.
    It is dominion we are after. Not just influence.
    It is dominion we are after. Not just equal time.
    It is dominion we are after.
    World conquest. That's what Christ has commissioned us to accomplish. We must win the world with the power of the Gospel. And we must never settle for anything less...

    Thus, Christian politics has as its primary intent the conquest of the land -- of men, families, institutions, bureaucracies, courts, and governments for the Kingdom of Christ."
    If the first thought that crosses your mind is "It can't happen here," that's exactly what they were saying in Berlin in 1933.

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    Friday Blogaround 

    Welcome Straight, Not Narrow to the blogroll. This site is "advocating for GLBT equality in church and politics."

    Let's do a little eavesdropping of our own and see what The Liberal Coalition is writing about this week.
  • All Facts and Opinions continues looking into the candidacy of Chuck Pennacchio.
  • archy says it's time for Rush to be randomly tested.
  • Bark Bark Woof Woof has a look at the fun in Florida politics.
  • blogAmY catches Denny Hastert hitchin' a ride.
  • bloggg leaves a message for the NSA.
  • Send Andante at Collective Sigh some love as she eyes an upcoming surgery.
  • Dodecahedron looks over the specs of the next fleet of presidential choppers.
  • NTodd makes his feelings known.
  • Echidne looks at a seriously strange Ann Coulter piece.
  • the farmer finds that AT&T may be in big trouble for making room for spying.
  • FDL wonders if today could be Fitz-de-Mayo.
  • At First Draft they have the story of what was going through Bush's mind on the morning of 9/11.
  • Happy Furry Puppy details the sins of The Left.
  • iddybud on Mary Cheney.
  • Left is Right explains where he's been and what's up.
  • Lefty answers questions.
  • Liberty Street changes phone service.
  • Make Me a Commentator reviews Cal Thomas's five-men theory.
  • MercuryX23 has moved to the Valley of the Sun. (BTW, it gets hot there in summer...)
  • Michael muses on Mary and prepares for graduation.
  • Pen-Elayne pays tribute to a caring teen in Washington who's helping kids in New Orleans have a prom. (Bon voyage, Elayne and Robin.)
  • Rick on a petulant judge.
  • rubber hose on citizens suing the state for spying on us.
  • Coturnix celebrates the birthdate of a scientist.
  • Scrutiny Hooligans has the links to encrypt your e-mails.
  • Sooner Thought takes the fun out of UFO hunting.
  • Steve Gilliard on net neutrality.
  • T. Rex on Putin's response to Cheney.
  • The Countess has the vibe on a very special holiday in Brazil.
  • The Invisible Library says dolphins have names.
  • Words on a Page has numbers to call to protest Sec. Jackson.
  • WTF Is It Now?? on the president's pal not visiting the White House.
  • Steve gets a new laptop computer.
  • ...You Are A Tree has issues with photos being stolen. Well, yeah, who can blame him?
  • Try not to eavesdrop on anyone this weekend...

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    Friday Catblogging 


    Snowball is inspired by Rolls Royce's "flying lady."

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    Thursday, May 11, 2006

    They've Got Your Number 

    A couple of more thoughts about the NSA mining everybody's phone numbers.
  • Just because something is technically legal doesn't make it right. After all, getting a blow job isn't illegal, either.

  • If the NSA was tracking gun sales, the defenders of the president would go up like a puff of smoke.

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    Florida Follies 

    In a way, you have to admire Katherine Harris. She's tenacious to a fault, which is a quality that I am sure is admirable in most circumstances. As a matter of fact, I'm really glad she is such a scrappy fighter because it pretty much guarantees that Bill Nelson will win re-election to the Senate from Florida. The Republicans who are so desperate to find someone else to run against him have pretty much run out of options.
    House Speaker Allan Bense rejected the high-level push from the White House, the governor and their political network Wednesday and decided not to enter the U.S. Senate race, leaving U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris the lone Republican.

    And he handed his party a mess to mend.

    Bense told Gov. Jeb Bush and others Wednesday that he preferred to head home to Panama City rather than seek the Republican nomination to challenge U.S. Sen. Bill Nelson in November -- despite warnings this week from Bush that Harris "can't win" and pledges from Bush-family backers to send Bense money and support.

    "It was a great time to do some soul-searching and figure out what I'm going to do when I grow up, but I decided that the U.S. Senate was not something I could do right now," said Bense.

    Bush said he was disappointed and agreed to support Harris, but suggested she still may not be the nominee. "I'm going to support the Republican nominee, if she is the nominee," Bush said. "Sure. If there's no one else filing, she will get the support of all God-fearing Republicans."

    Republicans have little time left before Friday's filing deadline to find a challenger to Harris or get behind her campaign.

    Some Republicans say Harris' campaign, already wracked with trouble, now becomes more vulnerable after the public spectacle of Bush and others courting someone to run against her.
    You can almost hear Jeb and the rest of the party cringing as the Harris campaign shoulders on in spite of the gaffes, blunders, a massive exodus of staff, and now a link to the same defense contractor who bribed Randy "Duke" Cunningham, the Republican congressman from California who is now the bitch of Cellblock D.
    Harris, in a statement, tried to steer clear of continued doubts about her candidacy and said she was focused on beating Nelson, whom she again branded as a "liberal." But at the same time, Harris said she would be an "independent voice," giving at least a hint that she was prepared to forge ahead without the blessing of top Republicans.

    "Former Sen. Zell Miller [of Georgia] once said, it's not what team you're on that is important, it's what side you're on that matters," Harris' statement said. "I couldn't agree more, and plan to cast every vote as a United States senator with the philosophy that I will always be on the side of Floridians and our nation, first and foremost."
    Yeah...quoting Zell Miller, the man who once challenged Chris Matthews to a duel on live TV, pretty much guarantees her the vote of the moderate and independent voters that make up the bulk of the undecideds in Florida.

    In a related campaign note, Jeb's big brother is pushing his sibling to go into the family business. Frankly, if the standard set by his brother is any guide, Jeb couldn't do any worse as president, and in objective terms, Jeb has not been a disaster as governor of Florida, which means he didn't blow up anything. (That's not to say I would ever, ever vote for him in any other race.) If he is the smart one in the family, he'll retire to Star Island and live off the generous FRS pension I'm paying into.

    As for Ms. Harris, I hope she keeps on bravely. As the immortal Leo McGarry once said, "If you're going to hit the wall, do it running full-speed."

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    Conservatives Have Had Enough 

    From the Washington Post:
    Disaffection over spending and immigration have caused conservatives to take flight from President Bush and the Republican Congress at a rapid pace in recent weeks, sending Bush's approval ratings to record lows and presenting a new threat to the GOP's 12-year reign on Capitol Hill, according to White House officials, lawmakers and new polling data.

    Bush and Congress have suffered a decline in support from almost every part of the conservative coalition over the past year, a trend that has accelerated with alarming implications for Bush's governing strategy.

    The Gallup polling organization recorded a 13-percentage-point drop in Republican support for Bush in the past couple of weeks. These usually reliable voters are telling pollsters and lawmakers they are fed up with what they see as out-of-control spending by Washington and, more generally, an abandonment of core conservative principles.

    There are also significant pockets of conservatives turning on Bush and Congress over their failure to tighten immigration laws, restrict same-sex marriage, and put an end to the Iraq war and the rash of political scandals, according to lawmakers and pollsters.
    So Bush turned out to be too liberal for these folks, which makes you wonder how brown Bush's shirt has to be before they're happy.

    The only recourse the White House has is a mid-term election campaign that will, according to Howard Fineman in Newsweek, make the 2000 and 2004 battles "look like episodes of 'Barney.'"
    The conventional notion here is that Democrats want to “nationalize” the 2006 elections—dwelling on broad themes (that is, the failures of the Bush administration)—while the Republicans will try to “localize” them as individual contests that have nothing to do with, ahem, the goings-on in the capital.

    That was before the GOP situation got so desperate. The way I read the recent moves of Karl Rove & Co., they are preparing to wage war the only way open to them: not by touting George Bush, Lord knows, but by waging a national campaign to paint a nightmarish picture of what a Democratic Congress would look like, and to portray that possibility, in turn, as prelude to the even more nightmarish scenario: the return of a Democrat (Hillary) to the White House.

    Rather than defend Bush, Rove will seek to rally the Republicans’ conservative grass roots by painting Democrats as the party of tax increases, gay marriage, secularism and military weakness. That’s where the national message money is going to be spent.
    In other words, if you have nothing you can run on yourself, you run over the other guy. Scare the crap out of the electorate with wild tales of Democrats running the House and Senate, recklessly bringing the budget into balance, wontonly demanding oversight of the government as if Congress acutally had a role in something like that, foolishly restricting the government's role in monitoring every uterus, radically allowing people who are in love to actually be left to make their own lives together, and care in a liberally irresponsible manner for the health, rights and privileges of every citizen. Can fire and brimstone be far behind?

    Of course this will all be moot if Karl Rove is indicted by Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald for lying to the grand jury, but even if Turdblossom should happen to dodge that particular bullet, I daresay the Left, if not the Democratic Party, will be ready for him. Six years of incompetence, arrogance, homophobia, jingoism, bribery, and -- stealing from the Democrats -- a sex scandal have provided us with enough ammunition to lay it all on every doorstep of every Republican running for office this fall. To use a phrase that was all the rage at one time, "Bring it on."

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    Listen Up 

    Via AMERICAblog, USA Today is reporting that the NSA has been getting phone records of just about everybody.
    The National Security Agency has been secretly collecting the phone call records of tens of millions of Americans, using data provided by AT&T, Verizon and BellSouth, people with direct knowledge of the arrangement told USA TODAY.

    The NSA program reaches into homes and businesses across the nation by amassing information about the calls of ordinary Americans — most of whom aren't suspected of any crime. This program does not involve the NSA listening to or recording conversations. But the spy agency is using the data to analyze calling patterns in an effort to detect terrorist activity, sources said in separate interviews.

    [...]

    For the customers of these companies, it means that the government has detailed records of calls they made — across town or across the country — to family members, co-workers, business contacts and others.

    The three telecommunications companies are working under contract with the NSA, which launched the program in 2001 shortly after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, the sources said. The program is aimed at identifying and tracking suspected terrorists, they said.

    The sources would talk only under a guarantee of anonymity because the NSA program is secret.

    Air Force Gen. Michael Hayden, nominated Monday by President Bush to become the director of the CIA, headed the NSA from March 1999 to April 2005. In that post, Hayden would have overseen the agency's domestic call-tracking program. Hayden declined to comment about the program.
    So much for President Bush's claim that the warrantless wiretapping program was only for international calls -- "If you're talking to al-Qaeda, we want to know about it," and other such howlers. And it appears that such a program is in violation of several federal laws.
    The NSA's domestic program raises legal questions. Historically, AT&T and the regional phone companies have required law enforcement agencies to present a court order before they would even consider turning over a customer's calling data. Part of that owed to the personality of the old Bell Telephone System, out of which those companies grew.

    Ma Bell's bedrock principle — protection of the customer — guided the company for decades, said Gene Kimmelman, senior public policy director of Consumers Union. "No court order, no customer information — period. That's how it was for decades," he said.

    The concern for the customer was also based on law: Under Section 222 of the Communications Act, first passed in 1934, telephone companies are prohibited from giving out information regarding their customers' calling habits: whom a person calls, how often and what routes those calls take to reach their final destination. Inbound calls, as well as wireless calls, also are covered.

    The financial penalties for violating Section 222, one of many privacy reinforcements that have been added to the law over the years, can be stiff. The Federal Communications Commission, the nation's top telecommunications regulatory agency, can levy fines of up to $130,000 per day per violation, with a cap of $1.325 million per violation. The FCC has no hard definition of "violation." In practice, that means a single "violation" could cover one customer or 1 million.
    No one in their right mind has voiced the opinion that wiretapping in pursuit of law enforcement is wrong as long as it is done legally; obtaining probable cause and obtaining a warrant, procedures for the which the FISA law was created and has generous provisions for leeway in obtaining said warrants. But this is way beyond that, and even if they weren't actually listening in on the calls, the idea that the NSA would go to the phone companies and that the phone companies -- with the notable exception of Qwest (good old Mountain Bell) -- would go along with it proves that we have really gotten to the point of government intrusion into the private lives of its citizens on a scale that not even the most paranoid of the tin-foil-hat brigade could imagine in their most non-medicated fevered dreams. It reminds me of the 1967 film The President's Analyst, a satire in which the true enemy of the USA isn't the USSR or the KGB or even the CIA, it's TPC -- The Phone Company.

    It will be interesting to see how the right-wingers whose mantra is "limited government and more freedom" defend this one with a straight face.

    Update: Glenn Greenwald discusses the legal aspects of this case at Unclaimed Territory.

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    Wednesday, May 10, 2006

    Ask Me Anything 

    I attended a master playwriting class taught by Tina Howe (Coastal Disturbances, The Art of Dining) at the William Inge Theatre Festival last month. A couple of days before the class she gave us an assignment: "write a 10 page scene in which two or three characters go through an activity that changes them forever." I had originally planned to submit a scene I'd written several years ago, but after thinking about it, I decided to go with something new. So the day before the class during a break between sessions, I sat down at the computer in my room at the Apple Tree Inn and batted out this little piece in about an hour. Ms. Howe's last admonition on the assignment was "Have a ball!" -- and I did.

    The scene is posted here at Bobby Cramer.

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    A Little Prayer Might Work... 

    Passed on from a friend.
    HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

    When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "Good morning!" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work.

    When someone comes in and announces, "Office meeting in five minutes," and you think, "What the f*&% do they want now?"...You need to pray at work.

    When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, "Which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"...You need to pray at work.

    When you and a co-worker are discussing something and a third person comes in and says, "Well, at my last office...," and you want to throw a stapler at him...You need to pray at work.

    When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "What the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to hide underneath your desk...You need to pray at work.

    When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, "Both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!"...You need to pray at work.

    When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "That lazy b*&%$#"...You need to pray at work.

    When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, "Sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"...You need to pray at work.

    If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...You need to pray at work.

    If you avoid saying more than "Hello" or "How are you doing?" to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story...You need to pray at work.

    If you know all the words that have been bleeped out...You need to pray at work!

    LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS

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    Question of the Day 

    Sunday is Mother's Day in the U.S. and Canada -- and today in Mexico, according to my Office Depot At-A-Glance desk calendar. So today's question is a two-parter:
  • For you moms out there, how do you like to be honored on Mother's Day, if at all?

  • For everyone else, how do you -- or did you -- honor your mom on Mother's Day?
  • Mine always says she doesn't want to make a big deal out of it, but a spray of lilies of the valley and a box of Godiva are always appreciated.

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    Dead Cat Bounce 

    It may be spring, but it's definitely getting below the freezing point for the Bush administration and the GOP.
    Mr. Bush's approval ratings for his management of foreign policy, Iraq and the economy have fallen to the lowest levels of his presidency. He drew poor marks on the issues that have been at the top of the national agenda in recent months, in particular immigration and gasoline prices.

    Just 13 percent approved of Mr. Bush's handling of rising gasoline prices. About a quarter said they approved of his handling of immigration, as Congressional Republicans try to come up with a compromise for handling the influx of illegal immigrants into the country.

    The poll showed a further decline in support for the Iraq war, the issue that has most eaten into Mr. Bush's public support. The percentage of respondents who said going to war in Iraq was the correct decision slipped to a new low of 39 percent, down from 47 percent in January. Two-thirds said they had little or no confidence that Mr. Bush could successfully end the war.

    [...]

    Mr. Bush's overall job approval rating hit another new low, 31 percent, tying the low point of his father in July 1992, four months before the elder Mr. Bush lost his bid for a second term to Bill Clinton. That is the third lowest approval rating of any president in 50 years; only Richard M. Nixon and Jimmy Carter were viewed less favorably.

    Mr. Bush is even losing support from what has been his base: 51 percent of conservatives and 69 percent of Republicans approve of the way Mr. Bush is handling his job. In both cases, those figures are a substantial drop in support from four months ago.
    What's also interesting in this poll is that while the president and his party are cratering, the Democrats are seen as the party with the better ideas on how to deal with Iraq, gasoline prices, immigration, taxes, prescription drug prices and civil liberties. And get this: 50 percent of those polled said the Democrats shared their moral values as opposed to the Republicans who scored 37 percent. I guess this proves that the party that promotes legalized gay-bashing, uterus-monitoring, "intelligent design" over science, and bible-thumping falls flat when you have House members under indictment for bribery and an on-going investigation into defense contractors being escorted to the Watergate Hotel.

    It's also interesting that the electorate would conclude that the Democrats have better ideas than the Republicans when the RNC mantra is that the Democrats have no ideas. Even assuming that false premise, the Republicans are having a little trouble coming up with more than just engineering yet another fear-and-loathing campaign for the fall (see here and below) and salting the talking points of every administration spokesman from the White House to the deputy assistant to the deputy chief of staff to the assistant secretary of the Bureau of Indian Affairs with claims of how well the president's policy in Iraq is doing.

    I guess that proves that even a dead cat will bounce if you drop it from a certain height. However, I don't think a 31% approval rating will do it.

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    Next Time on The Sopranos... 

    Josh Marshall and a whole slew of blogs have been over this story about HUD Secretary Alphonso Jackson denying a contract to a bidder because he doesn't like President Bush.
    "He had made every effort to get a contract with HUD for 10 years," Jackson said of the prospective contractor. "He made a heck of a proposal and was on the (General Services Administration) list, so we selected him. He came to see me and thank me for selecting him. Then he said something ... he said, 'I have a problem with your president.'

    [...]

    "He didn't get the contract," Jackson continued. "Why should I reward someone who doesn't like the president, so they can use funds to try to campaign against the president? Logic says they don't get the contract. That's the way I believe."
    Once you get your breath back and realize that it's probably illegal for a contractor to be denied a contract because of political leanings, you're probably wondering why a CEO would, out of the blue, tell the HUD Secretary something like that? One of Josh's readers thinks he has figured that out.
    There is only one circumstance I can think of where that reply would come up in a sales call - IF THE CEO WAS ASKED FOR A CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION.

    I certainly would never bring up politics with any customer unless I knew what their politics were in advance and that they were compatible.

    The politics issue has to have come from Jackson.

    That is why he is making this peculiar statement, what he is really doing here is repeating his internalized self-justification for demanding a bribe and being rebuffed.
    [Emphasis in original]
    As Josh notes, that is pure speculation on the part of the reader, but it does make sense in the context of a conversation where someone's being told they have a shot at a deal and to make it really happen, how about coughing up a couple of bucks for the RNC?

    Now the Secretary's office is saying he was being "anecdotal." As Tim Grieve notes, "It's not every day that a department spokesman says that a Cabinet secretary is lying, but desperate times call for desperate measures." This is getting some attention elsewhere, namely Capitol Hill. Along with Lieberman, Sen. Frank Lautenberg of New Jersey is calling for Sec. Jackson to resign. (That's not to say that a senator from the home state of Tony Soprano would know a little something about the nature of such business...)

    Sometimes I think the only difference between The Sopranos and the Bush administration is that one is on HBO and the other is on C-SPAN.

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    GOP Ideas for '06 and Other Myths 

    Harold Meyerson on the Republicans' plan for winning the mid-terms:
    The emerging Republican game plan for 2006 is, at bottom, a tautology: If the Democrats retake Congress it will mean, well, that the Democrats retake Congress. (Cue lightning bolt and ominous clap of thunder.) Karl Rove and his minions have plumb run out of issues to campaign on. They can't run on the war. They can't run on the economy, where the positive numbers on growth are offset by the largely stagnant numbers on median incomes and the public's growing dread of outsourcing. Immigration may play in various congressional districts, but it's too dicey an issue to nationalize. Even social conservatives may be growing weary of outlawing gay marriage every other November. Nobody's buying the ownership society. Competence? Ethics? You kidding?

    The Republicans' problem is not simply their inability to run their government and wage their war of choice, it is also their bankruptcy of ideas. On taxes, the Republican legislative leaders' top priorities are to make permanent the tax cut on investment income and to repeal the estate tax -- economics, as ever, for our wealthiest 1 percent. (This at a time when the entire theory of trickle-down has been negated by the propensity of U.S. corporations to use their shareholders' investments to expand abroad rather than at home.) On energy, the notions of tougher fuel economy standards and mandating a shift to renewable energy sources are so alien to the Republicans' DNA that they come forth with such proposals as Bill Frist's $100 rebate, the most short-lived legislative initiative in recent memory.

    [...]

    And so, to stave off the specter of Democratic rule, Rove has decided that the only way to rally the Republican base is to invoke the specter of Democratic rule. Democrat John Conyers, who would become chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, has spoken of investigating the president for high crimes and misdemeanors. Henry Waxman and Ted Kennedy will get subpoena power if the Democrats win both houses. Unspecified horrors lurk behind every corner if the Democrats take control and hold hearings about the administration's relations with the oil and pharmaceutical industries. A sea of partisan vendetta, Republicans prophesy, stretches to the horizon if the Democrats are allowed to win.
    (Ahem) I've been saying that for a while.

    And lo and behold, the Democrats are actually girding their loins and preparing to repel the expected attack. They're not curling up in a ball and cringing in the corner whimpering "Please don't hurt me" every time Karl Rove or Liddy Dole or some talking head on Fox clears their throat. They're going to get some flack for daring to raise their hand and offer ideas such as raising the minimum wage, fully implementing the 9/11 commission plans, and balancing the budget. I suppose to a Republican, those ideas are scary.

    As for giving Teddy Kennedy and Henry Waxman subpeona power to investigate the Bush administration, I repeat the oft-shrugged-off response the GOP gave when the warrantless wiretapping was revealed: If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to worry about.

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    Tuesday, May 09, 2006

    Blogger Issues 

    A note from Blogger Status:
    A networking issue caused both Blogger and Blog*Spot to be sluggish and and partially unresponsive for a period of about 2 hours this morning. We are now recovered from this outage.
    A lack of fiber will do that to you. Or try some prune juice.

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    Isn't That Special? 

    The Washington Post gives Mary Cheney the shy-star treatment.
    Let's say she's a little bit out of her element. Mary Cheney, daughter of Vice President Dick Cheney, had made it her business to fly under the radar. She's a pro at shunning the limelight. As the openly gay daughter of a man running for office in a party opposed to gay marriage, she took the hits and let them slide off her as if she were coated with Teflon. Kind of like daddy.

    Alan Keyes refers to her as a "selfish hedonist"? No response. Gay-rights activists lampoon her by putting her face on a milk carton ("Have you seen me?")? No response. Her sexual orientation becomes fodder for a presidential debate? No response.

    Protesters show up in her hideout home town of Conifer, Colo., and plant a "Bride of Satan" sign outside her house? Nope, not a word.

    Until now, that is. Cheney's self-written story of life as a political daughter, campaign strategist and happily partnered gay woman is out this week, with a carefully planned media campaign surrounding its release. At 37, she's trying out the Washington life -- swapping snowboarding in the Rockies for commuting on the Dulles Toll Road -- and heading out on the publicity trail while longtime partner Heather Poe rips up pink shag carpet in their new Great Falls home and consults with Lynne Cheney, Mary's mom, about redecorating plans.

    Called "Now It's My Turn: A Daughter's Chronicle of Political Life," Cheney's book is primarily an insider's story on campaign politics, a primer for those outside the D.C. political bubble on what life is really like in the midst of a presidential campaign -- with the added insight of what it's like to be a candidate's child.
    It would be really easy to be cynical about Ms. Cheney's public appearance and suggest that it's political opportunism at the expense of gays and lesbians -- Hey, lookit us! We Republicans can be (ish) tolerant, too! -- but if there's anything that can be done to make the tightie-righties and the Religious Reich a touch uncomfortable about their borderline Phelpsian demonization of anything gay, I'll take it. Not all Republicans treat queer issues as if they were the temptations of Satan, and if this book and the shilling thereof opens some eyes, it's better than the alternative.

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    Rupert Hosts Hillary 

    From MSNBC:
    Rupert Murdoch, the conservative media mogul whose New York Post tabloid savaged Hillary Clinton's initial aspirations to become a US senator for New York, has agreed to host a political fundraiser for her re-election campaign.

    The decision underlines an incongruous thawing of relations between Mr Murdoch and Mrs Clinton, who in 1998 coined the phrase "vast rightwing conspiracy" to denounce critics of her husband, such as Fox News, the conservative cable channel owned by Mr Murdoch's News Corporation.

    Mr Murdoch will host the fundraiser, due to be held by July, on behalf of News Corp.

    One person involved in the event said it reflected his views of her as a senator, rather than as a presidential candidate. "They have a respectful and cordial relationship. He has respect for the work she has done on behalf of New York. I wouldn't say it was illustrative of a close ongoing relationship. It is not like they are dining out together."
    Mr. Murdoch is a pragmatist; he knows that you have to work with the people in power, and in New York that's Hillary Clinton.

    He's also in the entertainment business, and he's probably doing it so we can all watch Bill O'Reilly's head explode.

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    Putting It Together 

    The Democrats are beginning to feel a little less like Eeyore and more like kicking a little ass as they do something that goes very much against the grain of the party: getting their act together and taking it on the road.
    With Democrats increasingly optimistic about this year's midterm elections and the landscape for 2008, intellectuals in the center and on the left are debating how to sharpen the party's identity and present a clear alternative to the conservatism that has dominated political thought for a generation.

    Many of these analysts, both liberals and moderates, are convinced that the Democrats face a moment of historic opportunity. They say that the country is weary of war and division and ready — if given a compelling choice — to reject the Republicans and change the country's direction. They argue that the Democratic Party is showing signs of new health — intense party discipline on Capitol Hill, a host of policy proposals and an energized base.

    [...]

    This discussion of first principles and big goals marks a psychological shift for many in the party; a frequent theme is that Democrats must stop being afraid, stop worrying that their core beliefs are out of step with the times, stop ceding so much ground to the conservatives.

    Representative Barney Frank, Democrat of Massachusetts, said, "One of the most successful right-wing ploys was to demonize any concern about the distribution of income in America as, quote, class warfare."

    Many of these analysts argue that Republicans have pushed the ideological limits of the American people so far — notably, with Mr. Bush's tax cuts for the affluent and his effort to partly privatize Social Security — that Americans are ready for something different. Elaine Kamarck, a former top aide to former Vice President Al Gore, argues that the combination of the Sept. 11 attacks and Hurricane Katrina has driven home to Americans the need for strong and effective government, "and gets us back to our strengths — a government that can deliver."
    Having been sold the Republican bait-and-switch line that "government is the problem" and seeing how woefully inadequate and incompetent their solutions to "big government" are, the electorate has just about had it with the GOP. As Michael Tomasky points out in his essay in The American Prospect, for the first time in a quarter of a century, conservatism is being discredited.
    An opening now exists, as it hasn’t in a very long time, for the Democrats to be the visionaries. To seize this moment, the Democrats need to think differently -- to stop focusing on their grab bag of small-bore proposals that so often seek not to offend and that accept conservative terms of debate. And to do that, they need to begin by looking to their history, for in that history there is an idea about liberal governance that amounts to more than the million-little-pieces, interest-group approach to politics that has recently come under deserved scrutiny and that can clearly offer the most compelling progressive response to the radical individualism of the Bush era.
    It also provides the Democrats with the best opportunity to provide a vision of something more than just being against something or someone. The GOP has been fond of dismissing anyone who disagrees with the president as being "Bush-haters" and making excuses for their failings by turning on their own and even accusing the president himself of being (gasp!) a liberal. You really have to wonder what Jonah Goldberg slipped into his Bosco to come up with that one. (HT to Steve at YDD.) While the Republicans can rail against the Democrats and themselves, the point is that the Democrats need a unifying vision that doesn't include merely the removal from office of the radical right-wing nutsery and a plethora of investigations into the White House; it has to be something that will give the voters a reason to vote for someone, not just against their opponent.

    They can do this by convincing the electorate that they are different from the Republicans not just on issues like abortion, gay marriage, or tax breaks for the wealthy -- issues that make great talking (or shouting) points on cable TV but in reality touch only a very small number of people compared to the issues that really touch us all such as a living minimum wage, health care, education, and protection and recovery from a natural or man-made disaster -- and offer a vision of a government that works for the common good for everyone, not just the rich and connected; something we haven't heard from the Republicans since the days of Theodore Roosevelt. As Michael Tomasky notes, for the Democrats it isn't just about winning elections, it's about governing.

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    Monday, May 08, 2006

    Question of the Day 

    What is the creepiest commercial you've seen recently?
    This question was prompted by the current Milky Way candy bar campaign where the guy gets shut down on the doorstep by his date, so he goes to his car, pulls out a Milky Way bar, and a girl pops out of the wrapper. She cheers him up with some male ego-stroking; he laughs and promptly bites into the bar. Okay, Dr. Freud, call your service.

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    Game Over 

    From the Washington Post:
    The recent White House shake-up was an attempt to jump-start the administration and boost President Bush's rock-bottom approval ratings, but have those efforts come too late to salvage the presidency? A prominent GOP pollster thinks that may be the case.

    "This administration may be over," Lance Tarrance, a chief architect of the Republicans' 1960s and '70s Southern strategy, told a gathering of journalists and political wonks last week. "By and large, if you want to be tough about it, the relevancy of this administration on policy may be over."
    A lot of people will say that this administration has been irrelevant since the day it took office, but given the nature and maturity level of the people running it, I think it's highly perilous to dismiss them at this point. In fact, now is not the time to ignore them. If anything, we have to be more vigilant than ever; nothing provokes this mindset to desperate action more than being ignored. Duck and cover, Tehran.

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    Paul Krugman 

    Just because it's a conspiracy theory doesn't mean it's whacked.
    A conspiracy theory, says Wikipedia, "attempts to explain the cause of an event as a secret, and often deceptive, plot by a covert alliance." Claims that global warming is a hoax and that the liberal media are suppressing the good news from Iraq meet that definition. In each case, to accept the claim you have to believe that people working for many different organizations — scientists at universities and research facilities around the world, reporters for dozens of different news organizations — are secretly coordinating their actions.

    But the administration officials who told us that Saddam had an active nuclear program and insinuated that he was responsible for 9/11 weren't part of a covert alliance; they all worked for President Bush. The claim that these officials hyped the case for war isn't a conspiracy theory; it's simply an assertion that people in a position of power abused that position. And that assertion only seems wildly implausible if you take it as axiomatic that Mr. Bush and those around him wouldn't do such a thing.

    The truth is that many of the people who throw around terms like "loopy conspiracy theories" are lazy bullies who, as Zachary Roth put it on CJR Daily, The Columbia Journalism Review's Web site, want to "confer instant illegitimacy on any argument with which they disagree." Instead of facing up to hard questions, they try to suggest that anyone who asks those questions is crazy.

    Indeed, right-wing pundits have consistently questioned the sanity of Bush critics; "It looks as if Al Gore has gone off his lithium again," said Charles Krauthammer, the Washington Post columnist, after Mr. Gore gave a perfectly sensible if hard-hitting speech. Even moderates have tended to dismiss the administration's harsh critics as victims of irrational Bush hatred.

    But now those harsh critics have been vindicated. And it turns out that many of the administration supporters can't handle the truth. They won't admit that they built a personality cult around a man who has proved almost pathetically unequal to the job. Nor will they admit that opponents of the Iraq war, whom they called traitors for warning that invading Iraq was a mistake, have been proved right. So they have taken refuge in the belief that a vast conspiracy of America-haters in the media is hiding the good news from the public.

    Unlike the crazy conspiracy theories of the left — which do exist, but are supported only by a tiny fringe — the crazy conspiracy theories of the right are supported by important people: powerful politicians, television personalities with large audiences. And we can safely predict that these people will never concede that they were wrong. When the Iraq venture comes to a bad end, they won't blame those who led us into the quagmire; they'll claim that it was all the fault of the liberal media, which stabbed our troops in the back.

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    He's Not That Dumb 

    Karl Rove is trotting out the Duh, I forgot defense in the Plame case.
    Special Counsel Patrick J. Fitzgerald is wrapping up his investigation into White House Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove's role in the CIA leak case by weighing this central question:

    Did Rove, who was deeply involved in defending President Bush's use of prewar intelligence about Iraq, lie about a key conversation with a reporter that was aimed at rebutting a tough White House critic?

    Fitzgerald, according to sources close to the case, is reviewing testimony from Rove's five appearances before the grand jury. Bush's top political strategist has argued that he never intentionally misled the grand jury about his role in leaking information about undercover CIA officer Valerie Plame to Time magazine reporter Matthew Cooper in July 2003. Rove testified that he simply forgot about the conversation when he failed to disclose it to Fitzgerald in his earlier testimony.

    Fitzgerald is weighing Rove's foggy-memory defense against evidence he has acquired over nearly 2 1/2 years that shows Rove was very involved in White House efforts to beat back allegations that Bush twisted U.S. intelligence to justify the Iraq war, according to sources involved in the case.
    Sorry, but I'm not buying it. The man who engineered the election of George W. Bush and the bamboozlement of the press, the man who, according to everyone, never forgets a slight or an enemy, simply "forgot" that he told a reporter whom he hardly knew that Valerie Plame was a CIA agent and the husband of the man who had just publicly humiliated his boss and his justification for going to war in Iraq? I don't think so.

    What Mr. Rove is counting on or hoping for is that the public is dumb enough to buy this defense. He's also counting on the greed, fear, and paranoia to re-elect a Republican majority in the House and Senate; using this combination of tactics and exploitation to convince the Republican base that the worst thing that could happen in America -- worse than a terrorist attack like 9/11, worse than $3.50 a gallon gas, worse than bird flu, worse than Mexicans spilling over the border to pick tomatoes, worse than a budget deficit larger than the GNP of Finland, worse than an endless war in Iraq -- is that Democrats will win back control of the House and Senate. Horrors!

    Oddly enough, that was the motivation behind the Republican sweep in 1994: clean up the mess in Washington and look into what's really going on in the White House now that it had been taken over by those Arkansas hicks and the McGovernite counterculture commie pinko hippie fags. But this time, any attempt to look into the Bush adminstration and their secret energy policy, the cherry-picking of pre-war intelligence in Iraq and the lack of planning for the war's aftermath, the warrantless wiretapping by the NSA of Americans, the Dubai Ports deal, is bad for America, and anyone that calls into question the divine leadership of George W. Bush is a flag-burning traitor.

    Mr. Rove wants it both ways. He would have you believe that he is just an innocent pawn and a victim of the fevered paranoia of the tin-foil-hat brigade on the Left. If so, then why is he being portrayed -- with no apparent demurral -- as the mastermind behind the entire GOP mid-term election campaign, ensconced in the safety of the West Wing and micromanaging every race, rallying the Religious Reich, and engineering the astroturf campaigns on the rightie blogs, the letters to the editors, the Swift Boaters, and the little old ladies in tennis shoes from Carp Lake, Michigan, who call in to the Washington Journal on C-SPAN?

    Karl Rove isn't dumb or forgetful, but he's counting on a lot of other people to be both.

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    Sunday, May 07, 2006

    Sunday Reading 

  • This should really piss off the righties: Markos Moulitsas writes in the Washington Post today that Hillary Clinton may have some insurmountable problems with her own party in seeking the Democratic nomination in 2008, and that could deprive the Republicans and the wingnuts of their biggest target since her husband. And his legacy is what could do it.
    Despite all his successes -- and eight years of peace and prosperity is nothing to sneeze at -- he never broke the 50-percent mark in his two elections. Regardless of the president's personal popularity, Democrats held fewer congressional seats at the end of his presidency than before it. The Democratic Party atrophied during his two terms, partly because of his fealty to his "third way" of politics, which neglected key parts of the progressive movement and reserved its outreach efforts for corporate and moneyed interests.

    While Republicans spent the past four decades building a vast network of small-dollar donors to fund their operations, Democrats tossed aside their base and fed off million-dollar-plus donations. The disconnect was stark, and ultimately destructive. Clinton's third way failed miserably. It killed off the Jesse Jackson wing of the Democratic Party and, despite its undivided control of the party apparatus, delivered nothing. Nothing, that is, except the loss of Congress, the perpetuation of the muddled Democratic "message," a demoralized and moribund party base, and electoral defeats in 2000, 2002 and 2004.

    Those failures led the netroots to support Dean in the last presidential race. We didn't back him because he was the most "liberal" candidate. In fact, we supported him despite his moderate, pro-gun, pro-balanced-budget record, because he offered the two things we craved most: outsider credentials and leadership.

    And therein lie Hillary Clinton's biggest problems. She epitomizes the "insider" label of the early crowd of 2008 Democratic contenders. She's part of the Clinton machine that decimated the national Democratic Party. And she remains surrounded by many of the old consultants who counsel meekness and caution.

    [...]

    Can Hillary Clinton overcome those impediments? Money and star power go a long way, but the netroots is now many times larger than it was only three years ago, and we have attractive alternatives to back (and fund), such as former governor Mark W. Warner and Sen. Russell Feingold.

    Just as we crazy political junkies glimpsed the viability of the candidacy of an obscure governor from a small New England state three years ago, today we regard Hillary Clinton's candidacy as anything but inevitable. Her obstacles are big, and from this vantage point, possibly insurmountable.
    It's a little fanciful to worry about Ms. Clinton's electability when we're still an entire election cycle away from her possible candidacy; keeping an eye on the Republicans and taking them out in November will be the deciding factor in that race. Therefore it's important to see what the House leadership -- rattled by the DeLay demise and the complete lack of planning for the future (wow, they sound like Democrats...) -- is up to. According to Davide Broder, the Republicans have their own leadership issues.
    "We're back for another fun-filled week."

    That was the sardonic opening comment of House Majority Leader John Boehner last Tuesday as he faced a roomful of reporters at the start of yet another testing period for the embattled congressional Republicans.

    The week before, Boehner had barely managed to quell a rebellion from the big and influential bloc of Appropriations Committee Republicans, angry that their precious "earmarks" were targeted for reform in the leadership's lobbying bill.

    By invoking the personal prestige of Speaker Dennis Hastert, Boehner managed to clear the bill for floor action -- and last Wednesday it passed by a shaky four-vote margin.

    But the bill was roundly condemned by Democrats and independent reform groups as an inadequate answer to the Jack Abramoff scandals and the bribery conviction of former Republican representative Randy "Duke" Cunningham.

    So when Boehner told reporters he was proud of it as a "comprehensive response" to the need for accountability in government, eyes rolled.

    Then it was on to other topics, and the Ohio Republican went searching for safer ground.

    Gasoline prices and energy legislation? Not here. Asked about the previous week's talk of a $100 rebate to motorists to make up for $3-a-gallon gas, he said his constituents found it "insulting." The idea was "stupid," he said, not caring that it had come from the mouth of his Senate counterpart, Majority Leader Bill Frist of Tennessee.

    Port security? In the aftermath of the blown-up Dubai ports deal, Democrats were pressing for U.S. inspection of every cargo container coming into the United States. Impractical, Boehner said. Random checks will have to do.

    How about a budget for the government? Just before the Easter recess, Boehner had to pull the Republican budget resolution off the floor without a vote because no agreement could be reached between conservatives appalled by the level of deficit spending and moderates resisting further cuts in education and health care. "There are a lot of conversations" about how to get it back on track -- but no agreement yet, he said.

    [...]

    And, oh, one other thing: The war in Iraq. As I confirmed again on a visit to Ohio last week, the casualties of that war -- the group deaths of Marines and Army reservists plucked from their Ohio hometowns for repeated tours -- have triggered a popular backlash more worrisome to Republicans than the scandals that have destroyed the standing of Gov. Bob Taft and jeopardized the whole state GOP ticket.
    Then there's the CIA leadership, the entertainment suite at the Watergate, and more bad news emerging for Tom DeLay.

  • What can take away their troubles, or at least make them think less about them? How about a trip to the movies? 'Tis the season for big blockbusters; one politically charged, and the other a camp classic remake. Frank Rich takes a look at "United 93."
    Is this movie too soon? Hardly: it's already been preceded by two TV movies about the same flight. The question we should be asking instead is if its message comes too late.

    Whatever the movie's other failings, that message is clear and essential: the identity of the enemy. The film opens with the four hijackers praying to Allah and, in keeping with the cockpit voice recording played at the Zacarias Moussaoui trial, portrays them as prayerful right until they murder 40 innocent people. Such are the Islamic radicals who struck us on 9/11 and whose brethren have only multiplied since.

    Yet how fleeting has been their fame. Thanks to the administration's deliberate post-9/11 decision to make the enemy who attacked us interchangeable with the secular fascists of Iraq who did not, the original war on terrorism has been diluted in its execution and robbed of its support from the American public. Brian Williams seemed to be hinting as much when, in effusively editorializing about "United 93" on NBC (a sister company of Universal), he suggested that "it just may be a badly needed reminder for some that we are a nation at war because of what happened in New York and Washington and in this case in a field in Pennsylvania." But he stopped short of specifying exactly what war he meant, and that's symptomatic of our confusion. When Americans think about war now, they don't think about the war prompted by what happened on 9/11 so much as the war in Iraq, and when they think about Iraq, they don't say, "Let's roll!," they say, "Let's leave!"

    The administration's blurring of the distinction between Al Qaeda and Saddam threatens to throw out the baby that must survive, the war against Islamic terrorists, with the Iraqi quagmire. Last fall a Pew Research Center survey found that Iraq had driven isolationist sentiment in the United States to its post-Vietnam 1970's high. In a CBS News poll released last week, the percentage of Americans who name terrorism as the nation's "most important problem" fell to three. Every day we spend in Iraq erodes the war against those who attacked us on 9/11.
  • Remember the hit song "The Morning After," sung by Maureen McGovern back in 1972? It was from the film The Poseidon Adventure, and the re-make is about to open.
    For junk-film buffs, the 1970's were the golden age of disaster. Years before "Titanic" and "The Day After Tomorrow" thundered their way onto the big screen, there was "Airport," "The Towering Inferno," "Earthquake" and "The Swarm."

    And, of course, "The Poseidon Adventure."

    Alone among the all-star blow-'em-ups released during the Watergate era, "The Poseidon Adventure" has achieved cult status. This Friday, the $160 million remake, titled simply "Poseidon," will open nationwide, and last fall, NBC broadcast a made-for-TV version. But for many, nothing can supplant the original 1972 epic about a luxury liner capsized by a monster wave.

    We're talking serious "Rocky Horror Picture Show"-type devotion here. Die-hard "Poseidon" fans have dissected the movie frame by frame, committed it to memory, satirized it in home videos, built action figures of the cast, even designed homes with "Poseidon" motifs.

    No detail is too trivial. Poseidoneers know the cabin number of Mike and Linda Rogo, played by Ernest Borgnine and Stella Stevens (M-45). They delight in telling you about the actress who played the character they call India Lady (she's Freida Rentie, sister of Marla Gibbs, who played Florence the maid on "The Jeffersons"). They speculate at length about the gravitational qualities of Gene Hackman's comb-over.

    And, like true devotees, they convene. This weekend, the Poseidon Adventure Fan Club is holding its seventh annual reunion at the Warner Grand Theater in San Pedro, Calif. Joe Shea of Babylon, N.Y., was flying to the West Coast to attend. As an 8-year-old, he saw "Poseidon" seven times during its initial theatrical release.

    "The excitement of the boat flipping was spectacular," he recalled last week. "Instead of playing cowboys and Indians, my brother and I played 'Poseidon Adventure.' We'd hang upside down by our knees from trees."

    Kevin Sandoval of Wailea, Hawaii, was 9 when "Poseidon" came out. He has since watched it at least 400 times.

    "I was fascinated with these beautiful people in this beautiful ship in the middle of the ocean, then seeing that turn into hell in 45 seconds," he said. "I'd never seen anything like that. It just blew me away."

    Phil Dearing, a Los Angeles train dispatcher and 50-time "Poseidon" viewer, has a "Poseidon" memorabilia collection. The centerpiece is his handmade 63-inch model of the ship, with lights and working propellers. It took him two years to build.

    "I don't sail it too much because it's top-heavy, just like the original," Mr. Dearing said. "I don't want to lose her."

    "The Poseidon Adventure" inspires this fascination, adherents say, because it's not just another action-adventure movie; it's also a character-driven drama with deep philosophical overtones. When the ship capsizes, the victims must reorient themselves, both literally and metaphorically, to a world turned on its head. As the rebellious Reverend Scott, Gene Hackman leads his followers, Moses-like, to the top (that is, the bottom) of the ship, sacrificing himself so that others may get to the promised land.
    I imagine there are a few Republicans who are wistfully hoping that "there's gotta be a morning after..."

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    Saturday, May 06, 2006

    The New Edsel 


    1960 Edsel

    Back in the spring of 1959, when it became clear that the Ford Motor Company had poured billions into a turkey, they scaled back the 1960 Edsels, going from the radical designs that had appeared in 1957 to where the models were not that much different than the basic Ford models, and they cut back the offerings from a wide panoply of models and styles to just three basic styles: hardtop, convertible, and station wagon. But it was too late, and in November 1959, a month after the new models debuted, the plug was pulled and the Edsel became synonymous with a something that had been conceived with a great deal of fanfare, mystery, and intrigue and turned out to be the nothing new... and worse, executed badly.

    E.J. Dionne notes that the Republican Party is finding itself at the same place Ford was in back in 1959.

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    Friday, May 05, 2006

    Good Man 

    Rep. Patrick Kennedy is doing the right thing.

    No, I don't mean going into rehab. Yes, of course that's the right thing; anyone who's ever dealt with addiction knows that it's a given -- you slip, you start over. The right thing that I'm talking about is that he is talking about it. Being public with it. Not being ashamed to admit he has a problem and that he's doing something about it. It takes enormous courage to do that, but when you realize what the alternative is, it's not a tough choice to make if you're big enough to do it.

    He's also doing the public a great service. By being up front with his addiction, he's setting an example of humble admission and doing what he can to make things right. That's half the battle right there, and it shows that even the rich and powerful can admit their faults.

    As for the snarky bastards on the right wing (i.e. that walking ad for retroactive abortion, Michelle Malkin) who seem to find glee in someone else's illness, may I suggest they apply the same standards to themselves and see how they stand up. And by the way, they might take a cue from one of their own. The difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg may be that one's a flaming Nazi gasbag and the other's a dirigible, but at least he had the strength to go into rehab. He still has issues with the truth about his arrest and making amends, but it beats buying off the cops for a coke-induced road accident in Maine.

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    Sex vs. Drugs 

    Josh Marshall at TPM wants to know what's more newsworthy; a Kennedy in a car wreck under suspicious conditions, or the hookers at the Watergate who were on call to entertain lawmakers.

    Take a wild guess.

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    Let Them Have Their Moment 

    I'm sure the righties are chortling over Rep. Patrick Kennedy's incident the other night. While the facts of the matter may be unlcear and the truth will eventually come out, the righties can have their fun. After all, they've had so little joy in the last year that you almost -- emphasis on almost -- feel sorry for them.

    Chances are that this won't turn out to be the scandal that they dream about. Besides, if it was a Republican, it wouldn't even get noticed. Hell, if shooting someone in the face can be dismissed by the Republicans as just an "unfortunate incident," how can a fender-bender be worthy of a special prosecutor? Trust me, somehow, they'll manage to make it that big.

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    Felice Cinco de Mayo 


    Cinco de Mayo commemorates the the victory of the Mexican Army over the French in the Battle of Puebla in 1862. It's a big deal in Mexico and in parts of this country with a large Mexican population, like California, Arizona, Texas, and New Mexico (where I had some of the best chile rellenos with enough green chile to take the top of your head off).

    Here in South Florida, outside of Homestead with its large Mexican population (and some of the best food in the state), it's not a big deal other than party time and a double margarita, the same way this multiethnic community deals with other national holidays like St. Patrick's Day; we don't really know why we celebrate it (as if defeating the French in a battle was like a huge military victory in the first place), but any excuse to eat and drink is good enough, so why fight it?

    Pass the salsa!

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    Friday Blogaround 

    Is there anything out there worth writing about? The Liberal Coalition seems to think so.
  • All Facts and Opinions helps a Pennsylvania senate candidate.
  • archy notes International Respect for Chickens Day. Go get clucked.
  • Bark Bark Woof Woof on the Moussaoui sentence.
  • David at blogAmY has another question.
  • bloggg on exhorbitant pay for oil execs.
  • Collective Sigh on how to get rich from bird flu.
  • Dodecahedron is back with his own thoughts on what to do with those oil company profits.
  • NTodd wants to know how confident you are.
  • Echidne of the Snakes on how much you'd earn if you were paid to be a mom.
  • the farmer on the fun and paranoid world of Dick Cheney.
  • FDL sees the Day of Reckoning looming.
  • First Draft on Scott McClellan's next-to-last day and the Dole fundraising letter.
  • Happy Furry Puppy checks out the opposition.
  • iddybud pays tribute to the Sago miners.
  • Left is Right helps the veterans.
  • Lefty gives away a giveway.
  • Liberty Street replies to the death penalty advocates for Moussaoui.
  • Make Me a Commentator remembers Kent State. (Do you?)
  • Michael finds out his true major in college. (According to this, I should have been a journalist. No, really.)
  • rubber hose on Mrs. Bush being bilingual.
  • Science and Politics notes that migrating birds are starving.
  • Scrutiny Hooligans on "lobbying reform."
  • Sooner Thought on Rummy fudging.
  • Jeff at Speedkill has a sly take on an essay from Newsweek.
  • Steve Gilliard on blacks, Mexicans, and the Minutemen.
  • Kenneth at T. Rex on global terrorism.
  • The Countess is rightly outraged.
  • The Invisible Library announces that the original Force will be with us.
  • Wanda on a part of the correspondents' dinner last week.
  • Steve on cruel punishment.
  • ...You Are A Tree has pictures of our troops in Iraq.
  • It's Cinco de Mayo. Have a burrito for lunch.

    Update: Better late than never. Pen-Elayne was having blog template issues this morning, but she is back and with a great post about the immortal and everlasting Pete Seeger, who turned 87 last week and is still as powerful a voice in music as ever. He'll be performing this summer, and Elayne has the info on tickets.

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    Friday Catblogging 


    There's never a hunky firefighter around when you need one...

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    Thursday, May 04, 2006

    Be Vewy Qwiet... 

    From ABC News:
    Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the most wanted man in Iraq, doesn't exactly look like a terrorist mastermind in a new videotape released by the U.S. military today.

    In blooper-type footage from a Zarqawi video released last week, the al Qaeda in Iraq leader is seen fumbling with a machine gun.

    U.S. Maj. Gen. Rick Lynch said the video was found during a series of raids in April on purported terror cell safe houses southwest of Baghdad.

    Lynch said Zarqawi decided not to publicize the piece, which shows him decked out in New Balance sneakers. In it, he said, Zarqawi had trouble firing his automatic weapon and needed assistance from an aide, and his associates "do things like grab the hot barrel of the machine gun and burn themselves."
    Thanks to my handy-dandy translator, I discovered that "al-Zarqawi" is Arabic for "Elmer Fudd."

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    No Me Digas 

    From CNN:
    President Bush likes to drop a few words of Spanish in his speeches and act like he's proficient in the language. But he's really not that good, his spokesman said Thursday.

    "The president can speak Spanish but not that well," White House press secretary Scott McClellan said. "He's not that good with his Spanish."
    Compared to his English, his Spanish is probably considered fluent.

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    From the "Okay...." Files 

    From the Sun-Sentinel:
    VILNIUS, Lithuania -- Vice President Dick Cheney, in remarks that caused a stir in neighboring Russia, accused President Vladimir Putin Thursday of restricting the rights of citizens and said that "no legitimate interest is served" by turning energy resources into implements of blackmail.

    "In Russia today, opponents of reform are seeking to reverse the gains of the last decade," Cheney told a conference of Eastern European leaders whose countries once lived under Soviet oppression, and now in Russia's shadow.

    [...]

    He said Russia has a choice to make when it comes to reform, and said that in many areas, "from religion and the news media to advocacy groups and political parties, the government has unfairly and improperly restricted the rights of the people."

    Other actions "have been counterproductive and could begin to affect relations with other countries," Cheney said, mentioning energy and border issues.

    "No legitimate interest is served when oil and gas become tools of intimidation or blackmail, either by supply manipulation or attempts to monopolize transportation," he said.

    "And no one can justify actions that undermine the territorial integrity of a neighbor, or interfere with democratic movements."
    He was followed at the podium by Michael Jackson, who spoke at length about child care and teen mentoring.

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    David Brooks: Soviet Shrink 

    As the post below points out, it's not always pretty but it is fun to watch the righties turn on their own. David Brooks joins the fray when he rips into one of the elder statesmen of the GOP, Kevin Phillips, who in 1969, at the tipping point of liberalism's hold on power, predicted quite accurately the resurgence of conservativism and heralded the rise of Ronald Reagan and the Christian right.
    There's always been a strain of paranoia running through American politics. Back in the mid-1960's, when the right felt powerless, the John Birch Society thrived. Today, when the left feels disinherited, liberals seize upon the conspiracy fantasies of Kevin Phillips, whose book "American Theocracy" is in its fifth week on The Times's best-seller list.

    Phillips's method is pretty conventional for conspiracists — he takes a single issue or set of data points and constructs an all-explaining story line to show how hidden cabals are controlling America.

    In the first part of "American Theocracy," he describes the rise of the "fossil-fuels political alliance." Dwight Eisenhower was "born in oil country" and in 1952 became the first Republican to sweep the Southern oil centers. Nixon too "had an oil-state childhood" and deepened oil's influence.

    Pretty soon, Republicans could count not only on energy and automobile producers but also on "secondary cadres" including "racing fans, hobbyists, collectors, and dedicated readers of automotive magazines, as well as the tens of millions of automobile commuters from suburbs and distant exurbs."

    By 1997, reasons were mounting to take over Iraq's oil, Phillips asserts. "A near-final decision to invade seems to have been made in early 2001," he adds, months before 9/11. The Iraq war was born.

    The oil alliance melded with another hidden army, the "end-times electorate," Phillips continues. Relying on the fact that millions of people read the "Left Behind" apocalyptic fantasy novels, Phillips asserts that 50 to 60 percent of Republicans believe in Armageddon and are influenced by the argument that the "destruction of the new Babylon" in Iraq will hasten the coming of the messiah.

    Phillips says that the Bush White House sends messages to these Americans through "double-coding" in his speeches — phrases that mean one thing to secular America but contain hidden meanings to people with the "biblical worldview." Phillips cites research showing President Bush used the phrase "I believe" 12 times in his 2004 G.O.P. convention speech — code for religious zealots.

    Needless to say, Phillips's book is rife with bizarre assertions. He writes that "many Orthodox Jewish females cannot even study the Torah," that the Rev. Sun Myung Moon "has been close to the Bush family," that the American Revolution was "in many ways a religious war."

    But his method is pretty standard. First, he takes advantage of the record of his liberal readers' ignorance of evangelical communities to make ludicrous assertions. Second, as Jacob Weisberg noted in Slate, Phillips will begin a chapter making some grand accusation. Then he will depart on what Weisberg accurately calls "a pompous, pedantic history tour" of medieval mineralogy or 16th-century politics. Then, without presenting any evidence or answering any objections, he will repeat his accusation in stronger language.

    Third, Phillips is a master of slicing reality so that it conforms to predetermined conclusions. To take one example among many, in 2002 the evangelist Franklin Graham organized a meeting to address the AIDS crisis. Graham said evangelicals should be ashamed of how slowly they've responded to the crisis, "I have to point the finger at myself and say, 'I'm late.' " AIDS is not about homosexuality, he continued, "the danger is to all of us." He praised Colin Powell's efforts, even though Powell is a strong advocate of condoms. He accelerated what has become a strong evangelical mobilization against AIDS.

    Philips writes about that meeting, but ignores all of this. Instead Phillips lumps the conference in with gay-bashing and writes, "Only Jesus Christ can bring about the societal change needed to stop AIDS, preacher Franklin Graham told a 2002 Washington conference."

    This is intellectual dishonesty on stilts. Nonetheless, Phillips's books fly off bookstore shelves, and he's given respectable platforms in the major media and at universities.

    We're at a moment when crude conspiracy mongering — whether it is academic papers on the Israel lobby or George Clooney's "Syriana" — is emerging from the belly of the American establishment.

    And while many informed critics have picked apart Phillips's fantasies, other Americans, at once cynical and naïve, are willing to believe any whacked-out theory, so long as it focuses hatred on Bush.

    It's a funny way to run a theocracy.
    Back in the days of the Soviet Union, political dissenters like Andrei Sakharov were put in psychiatric hospitals because, according to the Kremlin, anyone who was opposed to the leadership of the government had to be insane. It looks like Mr. Brooks subscribes to that theory of totalitarian pathology: anyone who opposes George W. Bush must be nuts.

    The irony is that Mr. Phillips has been doing his best to save the Republican party as he knew it and wrote about back in the 1960's; the party of Nelson Rockefeller, Dwight Eisenhower, and even libertarians like Barry Goldwater: Republicans who believed in smaller government, balanced budgets, and keeping the government out of the private lives of its citizens. Today, those people would be considered apostates in the GOP, or worse, labeled as "Democrats." Quick, get the straitjacket.

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    Fire on the Right 

    Cal Thomas is a pompous, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, arrogant and homophobic collection of cellular matter, so when he goes off on a rant you know it's going to be a doozy.
    So it has come to this: A group of Senate Republicans has proposed $100 rebates to low-income people to ease their "pain at the gas pump." They also are entertaining the possibility of higher taxes on oil industry profits, as if government does a better job of spending money than private industry. Have they forgotten the last time government imposed a "windfall profits tax" from 1980 to '88? Oil production fell (but demand grew) as "big oil" had less incentive to explore.

    A recent Wall Street Journal editorial called the $100 rebate proposal "destined for the pandering hall of fame." When Democrats want to hand out checks, Republicans call it "welfare," and they claim to oppose it on principle. What should it be called when Republicans do it? Hypocrisy?

    GOP impotence in the midst of fuel price hikes may be the final proof that this is a party that has run out of gas. Democrats aren't any better and should they regain a congressional majority this fall, it won't be long before they again indulge in the same pandering, unethical behavior and content-free politics that has exposed Republican ineptness.

    [...]

    In this fall's election, can Republicans go to voters with a positive agenda and solid record of accomplishment? From the volatile subject of illegal immigration and lawbreakers demanding "rights" they do not have, to spending on wasteful and unnecessary projects, to a deficit and national debt that would almost shame Democrats (but doesn't shame Republicans), a majority of congressional Republicans are giving voters little reason to vote for them.

    How could a party go from a visionary like Ronald Reagan who changed the world, not to mention restoring American optimism, to the tunnel vision of his illegitimate offspring who seem to care less about change than perpetuating themselves in office? They aren't even doing a good job of that as the fall election results may show, unless somebody or something quickly lights a fire under them. Never has the derogatory phrase, "Republican in name only," applied to so many who have done so little for so few.
    Being called a bastard by Cal Thomas is considered to be a badge of honor by some people.

    I love it when the party that prides itself on the solidarity of their message and the ethos of the collective mindset starts turning on itself; it's like that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation when the Borg are infected with free will and start to actually think on their own instead of following the orders of the Collective. (Put Ann Coulter in a leotard and you have the next Seven of Nine, right?) It actually might get you to think that, in some ways, they might even be human.

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    Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. 

    You would think that the highest priorities of the Republicans would be balancing the federal budget, fighting terrorism, coming up with a comprehensive energy plan, improving schools, and renewing our alliances with foreign countries that share our beliefs. Well, according to this piece from TPM, you would be wrong.

    Sen. Elizabeth Dole, head of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, has sent out a fund-raising letter begging for donations to keep the GOP's death grip on power:
    "If Democrats take control of the Senate in '06, they will cancel the Bush tax cuts, allow liberal activist judges to run our courts and undermine all Republican efforts to win the War on Terror. Even worse, they will call for endless congressional investigations and possibly call for the impeachment of President Bush!"
    So, the very idea of the Democrats gaining the majority is more of a threat to America than Al-Qaeda.

    Well, at least we know what the Republicans' priorities are.

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    Wednesday, May 03, 2006

    A Sane Sentence 

    From the New York Times:
    A federal court jury spared the life of Zacarias Moussaoui today, voting to send him to prison for the rest of his days rather than condemn him to death for the carnage of Sept. 11, 2001.
    I'm an opponent of the death penalty, so while I'm not sympathetic to Moussaoui or insensitive to the horrors of 9/11 and the survivors, I'm not sorry he wasn't sentenced to death.

    I can understand the rage and hatred people feel toward him and what he says he stands for. To make it worse, during the trial Moussaoui mocked the victims and our way of life at every turn. But our legal system isn't about rage, it's about justice, and killing a criminal for the sake of assuaging our emotions isn't justice, it's vengence. Yes, the bible says "an eye for an eye," but the bible also metes out the death penalty for eating shrimp, so using that as a standard for black-letter law is dubious.

    The only things that executing someone like Moussaoui would accomplish is to make him a martyr to his cause -- which he seemed to want anyway -- and put him out of our minds so that we can "move on." If he is to spend the rest of his life rotting away in a jail cell, he will be denied both the symbolism that his death would provide to the madmen who follow him, and we will not be so quick to forget the lessons of 9/11; he will be here to remind us that are people on the fringe of sanity who, for whatever mad reason, hate us and are willing to die to prove it. If we forget that, then all we've done is put him -- and the horror -- out of our minds.

    Life in prison will also prove that we are better than he is. Revenge killing is the method of these fanatics, so why should we lower ourselves to the level of those who wish to drag us down? Denying him his last hurrah is preferable than putting him to death; after all, if he's dead, he'll never suffer the years of slow torturous boredom and deprivation that life in prison will bring him. Dog willing, he will find that life is worse than death.

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    Question of the Day 

    The teenage crush you had that confirmed your sexual orientation.

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    Big Kisses for McCain 

    David Ignatius tries to resusitate the adjectives "maverick" and "outsider" for Sen. John McCain. You can almost hear the smacking of lips as Ignatius delivers the big sloppy kisses.
    Sen. John McCain likes the moral high ground, and he takes palpable pleasure in delivering zingers to errant Russians, Iranians and Europeans, as he did at a conference here last weekend. But as the apparent front-runner in the 2008 presidential race, McCain is spending more of his time in the bog of American politics, and it's no picnic.

    McCain's critics have accused him of playing a game of political Twister the past few months. When he accepted a speaking invitation from Jerry Falwell, the polarizing prince of the Christian right, liberals saw it as a betrayal of values. When he voted to make President Bush's tax cuts permanent, despite his own past warnings about the country's fiscal mess, budget balancers attacked him as a hypocrite.

    When I asked McCain, in between his speeches to the Brussels Forum here, if the criticism bothered him, he answered quietly, "Oh, yeah." He says liberals need to understand that he's not a man of the left, or even the center. "I haven't changed. My record is the same on all issues, which is that of a conservative Republican. Not a liberal Republican, not a moderate Republican." But in the next breath, he lists all the positions he has taken that have made him the darling of centrist Republicans and Democrats, from torture to ethics reform to climate change.

    [...]

    McCain is a walking embodiment of the Catch-22 of presidential politics. To get the nomination, a candidate must appeal to his party's activist wing. But even as he buffs his credentials with the base, the candidate inevitably tarnishes his image with the center. A successful campaign almost requires some fibbing -- the candidate is either less extreme than he's telling his party's base, or more extreme than he's telling the general public. The trick is not to get caught -- not to be too obvious in the tactical compromises that are necessary in the marathon race of a presidential campaign.

    Part of McCain's appeal is that he seems to straddle such partisan political calculations. He's the victim of torture who opposes torture, the man caught in the "Keating Five" ethics scandal who insists on reform, the critic of Iraq policy who insists that America must win the war, the conservative who is beloved by moderates. A McCain candidacy, if he makes the formal decision next year to run, will be rooted in his image as a man of principle. But it will also be something of a balancing act -- one that the candidate himself is likely to find uncomfortable.
    So John McCain is too much of a straight shooter to be a panderer, eh? He has all these inner struggles with his conscience as a man of his word but who has to balance his views to attract all sides of his party. Quick, cue the "Hamlet" overture. When the Democrats had the nerve to put up a candidate -- John Kerry -- who showed that he actually thought about the things that he thinks about, the oppo research and Rovian harpies labelled him as a "flip-flopper."

    If McCain is, as Ignatius brands him, the GOP front-runner, it's going to be interesting to see what the other candidates -- Frist, Allen, and other denizens of the far-right -- do to wedge themselves in as the true heir to the throne. McCain's patoot-smooching to Bush during the 2004 campaign ("Can I get a hug?") was both nauseating and telling. Yes, you support your party's candidate in the election, but you also don't do it in a manner that would make an Irish setter look calm in comparison. How that is supposed to set you up as the candidate to bring in the moderate and progressive side of your party is beyond me, and as for attracting the vast number of independents out there who don't see themselves as being in either party, well....

    What boggles the mind is the idea that the GOP thinks the country is ready for another right-wing radical president. It isn't just Bush that is polling in the mid-30's, it's the whole sorry lot of them. But if they think it's going to work for them, who am I to tell them to avoid the icebergs?

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    Primary Results 

    Ohio has set its sights on being the place to watch in this fall's elections. You have a congressman, Robert Ney, who is actually listed in Jack Abramoff's indictment, running for re-election; you have a competitive Senate race; and a new governor will be elected to replace term-limited Bob Taft, who pleaded no contest last summer to accepting secret gifts and is currently polling in the mid-20's.

    The Republican nominee for governor is Kenneth Blackwell, the current Secretary of State and a homophobic right-winger -- he was instrumental in the 2004 state constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. He's also linked to the shady vote-counting in the 2004 election that gave the presidential race to Bush. (What is it with state officials who do the dirty work for the Bush election team? In 2000 it was Katherine Harris in Florida, elected to Congress in 2002, who is running a senate campaign that is a textbook case on how to crater an election with bizarre accusations against her opponents that make the tin-foil hat brigade say, "Hey, lady, you're on your own." Now we have Kenneth Blackwell, whom the Democrats are going to attach to the outgoing governor so hard you'd think his name was Kenneth B. Taft.)

    Mr. Blackwell may have troubles of his own making. Several churches in Ohio are accused of "improperly boosting" Mr. Blackwell's campaign to the point that other clergymen have asked the IRS to investigate. It will also be interesting to see how race plays out in this campaign. Mr. Blackwell, who is African-American, is seen as a breakthrough for Republicans in attracting the black vote in places like Cleveland and Toledo, where the Democrats have traditionally done well. It will also be interesting to see how Mr. Blackwell does in parts of the state -- particularly in the southeast -- where Republicans have held the redneck vote; getting them to vote for a black man, conservative or not, could be a challenge. (For a fascinating take on whether or not race is still an issue in America, read this posting by David Neiwert at Orcinus.)

    Mr. Blackwell's opponent in the race is no shrinking violet. Ted Strickland, a seven-term congressman, will run a very competitive race.

    Meanwhile, Sen. Mike DeWine faces another congressman, Sherrod Brown, who will also be a tough campaigner.

    Get the popcorn.

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    Tuesday, May 02, 2006

    Getting Physical 

    Friends and family have been gently reminding me to get a physical for the simple reason that I'm over fifty and the last one I had was twenty years ago when I was getting ready to go to camp (as a counselor) and under my contract I had to have one. It's a guy thing; I feel fine, I'm not obese, Bob and I do a brisk thirty-minute walk at lunch that covers about a mile or so around downtown Miami, and I still feel like I'm in my thirties. But time, tide, and cholesterol wait for no man, so I finally caved a couple of weeks ago and did the whole bit: blood, EKG, echocardiogram, etc. etc. I saw the doctor today to get the results.

    As Lt. Commander Data would say, "All systems are functioning within normal parameters."

    Whew.

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    La Bandera de las Estrellas 

    After last week's hoo-ha about the Spanish version of The Star-Spangled Banner in which the president got to hold forth on his linguistic preferences and tick off the Hispanic community, it turns out that the U.S. government commissioned a Spanish-language version of the national anthem... in 1919.
    The right wing is up in arms over a new version of the Star-Spangled Banner written in Spanish. Last week President Bush stated that “the national anthem ought to be sung in English.” Yesterday Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-TN) introduced a resolution requiring the Star-Spangled banner to be sung only in English:
    That flag and that song are a part of our history and our national identity. … That’s why in 1931 Congress declared the Star-Spangled Banner our national anthem. That’s why we should always sing it in our common language, English.
    In his press release, Alexander said the Star-Spangled Banner has “never before…been rendered in another language.”

    But in 1919, the U.S. Bureau of Education commissioned a Spanish-language version of “The Star Spangled Banner.” The State Department’s website also features four-separate versions of the anthem in Spanish.

    It appears xenophobia isn’t part of the American tradition.
    I wonder how that would play in New Mexico. When the state was admitted to the union in 1912, one of the stipulations was that Spanish have equal footing with English for official state business. Therefore, the resolution would be invalid in that state.

    Bese mi ardilla, Senator.

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    His One Phone Call 

    Following up on the Rush Limbaugh "arrest" story below, one of the reasons he got off so easily could be explained thusly:
    Prosecutors accused him of illegally deceiving multiple doctors to receive overlapping prescriptions, a practice known as doctor shopping. After seizing his medical records, authorities learned Limbaugh received up to 2,000 painkillers, prescribed by four doctors, in six months.

    However, the single charge only alleges that Limbaugh illegally obtained about 40 pills, said Mike Edmondson, a state attorney's spokesman. He would not explain why prosecutors scaled back the case.
    SCENE: Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office Booking Room.

    RUSH (on phone): Jeb? Rush. Get me off or I'll have every redneck in every pickup in five counties on the capital lawn before you can say "New Hampshire primary." Oh, by the way, saw your daughter at a Narcotics Anonymous meeting. She dating anyone? That bimbo at CNN gave me the bum's rush. Thanks; you're a prince. Heh.

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    Question of the Day 

    After watching the coverage of the "Day Without Immigrants" rallies yesterday, I got to thinking how close -- or far removed -- each of us is to the issue of immigration in terms of our own families.
    Do you know when your ancestors arrived in the U.S. and whether or not they were documented when they arrived?
    As Michael points out, unless you can trace your lineage back to the First Nations (as the Canadians call them), we're all immigrants.

    As for me, I'm not really sure. I know my maternal grandmother went through all sorts of genealogical tracing to join the Colonial Dames to prove that she was one, but other than that, I really don't know when my ancestors arrived from Wales, Ireland, Holland, England, and the various other places that make up my family.

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    Plame Out - A Continuing Story 

    The Raw Story reported back in February that at the time her name was leaked to Robert Novak she was working on the search for nuclear weapons in Iran. Now this news is getting attention from the media a little higher up the food chain -- MSNBC (via Crooks and Liars).
    According to current and former intelligence officials, Plame Wilson, who worked on the clandestine side of the CIA in the Directorate of Operations as a non-official cover (NOC) officer, was part of an operation tracking distribution and acquisition of weapons of mass destruction technology to and from Iran.

    [...]

    While many have speculated that Plame was involved in monitoring the nuclear proliferation black market, specifically the proliferation activities of Pakistan's nuclear "father," A.Q. Khan, intelligence sources say that her team provided only minimal support in that area, focusing almost entirely on Iran.

    [...]

    Intelligence sources would not identify the specifics of Plame's work. They did, however, tell RAW STORY that her outing resulted in "severe" damage to her team and significantly hampered the CIA's ability to monitor nuclear proliferation.

    Plame's team, they added, would have come in contact with A.Q. Khan's network in the course of her work on Iran.
    Remember that at the time Ms. Plame was outed, the righties and Bush minions said she wasn't "covert," meaning -- in their minds -- it wasn't like they revealed the secret identity of Wonder Woman. Intelligence experts have responded almost in unison that it doesn't really matter if an employee of the CIA is working "under cover" or not; the revelation of the name and activities of a CIA operative compromises our intelligence work, regardless of the political power plays going on between the Director of the CIA and the White House. Of course, as Karl Rove will tell you, what does that matter? Plame's husband embarrassed the White House, so she's fair game for revenge, and national security takes a back seat when it comes to protecting the image of our Dear Leader.

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    Not a Big Deal Here 

    The Day Without Immigrants was observed here in Miami by a middling number of people, and more as a mild gesture of solidarity with immigrants -- legal or otherwise -- as opposed to a pressing issue worth rallying into the streets for.
    The day was meant as a demonstration of immigrant power -- with many foreign workers attending rallies and marches instead of tending the fields, building condos or learning grammar and math. But as the sun set on South Florida it was clear organizers' goal of paralyzing cities did not materialize. Most area businesses stayed open and some immigrant communities remained torn about joining the boycott and rallies.

    Several thousand -- perhaps as many as 10,000 combined -- attended rallies and events from Homestead to Miami to Fort Lauderdale, but those figures were low compared to previous protests by Cuban exiles. Some Cuban Americans attended the rallies, though legalization is not an issue for them because by law undocumented Cuban migrants get to stay in the United States if they reach land.

    South Florida's Caribbean community -- Haitians and Jamaicans in particular -- did not come out in force either, many viewing the May 1 rallies as a Mexican-generated idea that did not apply to them even though thousands of Caribbean people are living in the shadows.
    It says a lot about certain segments of the immigrant community when the response is basically "Hey, I got a free pass so why should I care?" and "We're not going to go out of our way to participate because we didn't think of it first."

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    Not "Arrested"? 

    Rush Limbaugh was booked, fingerprinted, and had to post bond last week in Palm Beach, Florida, as a part of his plea bargain in his drug-dealing case. But according to him, he "won," and according to his acolytes, to say he was "arrested" is "misleading."

    Okay, I'm not a lawyer, but to the average citizen if you've got a mug shot and have to post bail, that sounds "arrested" to me.

    I never cease to marvel at the complex sense of irony that the righties have. Bill Clinton said he didn't have sex with Monica Lewinsky, using the same defense that a teenage boy uses when he gets caught getting a blow job; he didn't actually, y'know, stick it in there, so it wasn't "sex." That brought down the wrath of the right for such a lame splitting of legal hairs. Someone please explain to me how Rush's case is any different in terms of parsing the term "arrested."

    What's more disturbing is that Rush didn't seem to learn anything in rehab, especially the lesson that once an addict, always an addict -- you're just not popping pills today. Those of us who've dealt with people in recovery know that you can never say "it's over." The legal case may be in process and he may not be in an orange jump suit and fending off chubby chasers, but he'll always be one Lortab away from Step One. Getting over his ego is going to be the hardest part, because in his case, it's the only thing he has going for him.

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    Monday, May 01, 2006

    Question of the Day 

    Having been through an adventure yesterday getting back home from Independence, Kansas, the question arises:
    In your travel experience, which is the best airport to be stranded in? Which is the worst?
    For me, the best one was V.C. Bird International in Antigua. I got stuck there for three days during an American Airlines flight attendants' "job action" on the way back from Montserrat. The airline put us up at a luxury resort then known as the Halcyon Cove on Dickinson Bay each night, but we had to return to the airport and wait every day in case the strike ended. It was a nice open-air place with things to do and good food to eat. The worst one was Pittsburgh in the middle of February.

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    Short Termer's Disease 

    This idea of a $100 check for every citizen to minimize the high price of gasoline is probably one of the best campaign issues the Republicans have handed the Democrats since Duke Cunningham went up the river. Even the party hacks aren't buying it, and you know that if a Democrat had come up with it, the GOP would have been all over it as pandering to the voters, which it clearly is.

    It's a real telling tale about how the Republicans view the whole energy and gas-price issue: a short-term solution that sounds really sexy -- "Hey! We're gonna send you a hundred bucks!" -- and it does absolutely nothing to solve the long-term problem. (For the record, I also think the idea of rolling back the federal gas tax for sixty days is dumb, too.) The GOP seems to be living by the philosophy that everyone is stupid during an election year, when the truth is, as Charlie Young notes, the politicians just treat everyone as if they are stupid.

    The problem isn't the high prices -- and I know that's hard to say when I drive a V-8 and the price for self-serve regular at the Liberty station is over $3. The problem is that this government -- that's us -- has avoided the problem for the last thirty years by coming up with short-term solutions to a problem that is only going to get worse. You don't treat cancer with aspirin, and you don't solve the question of how to fuel our cars and our economy by throwing money at it -- which is a line the Republicans are so fond of using when the Democrats suggest spending more money on a problem. A check for $100 isn't going to make the gas prices lower or the SUV's like the Ford USS Enterprise more fuel efficient. If anything, it will make people spend more money on gas so they can take the kids to Mouse World in Orlando.

    It must be a real sign of desperation when the Republicans are coming up with hare-brained ideas that even Jimmy Carter wouldn't use in his most cardigan-wearing, turn-down-the-thermostat plans to save energy (which actually work, by the way). What's next? Hand out free glassware at every fill-up?

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    How to Win 

    Two articles point out the strategy for the Democrats and how to win this November.

    The first is on the local level in a state that has become both the battleground and the bellwether for the campaign. Ohio, with its shaky election system in the 2004 presidential race, a Republican governor who is polling practically in negative numbers after getting roiled in scandal, a weak economy taking jobs, and a growing feeling that the nation is on the wrong track, is making it look like the Democrats have a chance of not only winning in races once considered safe for the GOP in Ohio, but also sets the tone for other states such as Florida and Texas; two states that stand out in national politics as well.
    SHADYSIDE, Ohio - Charlie Wilson needs a glossy, fold-out brochure to show Democrats how to send him to Congress. He needs only a couple of numbers to tell them why.

    Eighty: The percentage of voters in this snaking Southeast Ohio district who, according to Mr. Wilson's polling, believe the country is on the wrong track under Republican leadership.

    And 500: The number of jobs lost in the most recent round of layoffs from one of the steel mills that used to power thriving economies here and in similar small towns up and down the Ohio River.

    "This election is special in many ways," Mr. Wilson, a state senator, told about 50 Shadyside residents and two Fox News cameramen who gathered on the cracked blacktop of the town basketball courts last week. "What I'm hearing from people everywhere I go is we need a guy who will go to Congress and stand up against jobs being exported out of our country."

    The 6th Congressional District election is special in other ways for Mr. Wilson - most notably, the signature-gathering problem that forced him to mount a million-dollar write-in campaign.

    But his message rings familiar in three of the Democrats' most crucial Ohio primaries: Democratic candidates are melding charges of Republican corruption with attacks on America's trade policy in hopes of harnessing two rivers of voter unrest - and winning control of the U.S. House.

    In an age where gerrymandering renders relatively few House seats truly competitive, Democrats must gain 15 of them in November to capture the chamber. To do that, analysts say, the party must defend its vulnerable seats, win most of the so-called "toss-up" races, and spend heavily to challenge in areas where its candidates historically failed.

    Ohio's congressional lines are largely drawn to favor one political party - the GOP. But analysts say as many as five seats could be up for grabs here this year.

    Democrats smell opportunity in controversy surrounding indicted Republican fund-raiser and coin dealer Tom Noe - and in Ohio voters' low opinions of Gov. Bob Taft and President Bush. They recruited potentially strong candidates for races against Reps. Deborah Pryce (R., Upper Arlington) and Steve Chabot (R., Cincinnati).
    Ohio's primary is tomorrow to set up the general election in the fall, and if the past foretells the future, this election, which is this administration's last chance to do whatever voodoo they do to scare the crap out of the voters -- sabre-rattle with Iran, land on carrier decks in flight suits, find a Swift Boat veteran or two who will say anything -- will be the one where the Democrats and progressives can show what they've got -- and what they've learned from the last twelve years. Josh Marshall at TPM has a warning.
    On a battlefield there is a name for armies that spend all their time and energy planning and conditioning themselves to defend against their opponents' attacks. They're called defeated armies. You defend yourself when and where you must. But you do everything you can to maintain the initiative. And that pretty much always means bringing the attack to the other side.

    This isn't just a good way to win political fights. It's also a window into the meta-message that often makes Republican attack politics so damaging for Democrats. If you think back to the Swift Boat debacle of 2004, the surface issue was John Kerry's honesty and bravery as a sailor in Vietnam. Far more powerful, however, was the meta-message: George Bush slaps John Kerry around and Kerry either can't or won't hit back. For voters concerned with security and the toughness of their leaders, that's a devastating message -- and one that has little or nothing to do with the truth of the surface charges. Someone who can't fight for himself certainly can't fight for you. At the time I called it the "Republicans' bitch-slap theory of electoral politics."

    With respect to what's coming on Iran, what is in order is a little honesty, just as was the case with the Social Security debate a year ago. The only crisis with Iran is the crisis with the president's public approval ratings. Period. End of story. The Iranians are years, probably as long as a decade away, and possibly even longer from creating even a limited yield nuclear weapon. Ergo, the only reason to ramp up a confrontation now is to help the president's poll numbers.

    This is a powerful message because it is an accurate message. We have many challenges overseas today. Chief among them, as one of the Democrats' senate candidates puts it, is "refocusing America's foreign and defense policies in a way that truly protects our national interests and seeks harmony where they are not threatened." The period of peril the country is entering into isn't tied to an Iranian bomb. It turns on how far a desperate president will go to avoid losing control of Congress.

    Go to his heart. Go to his weaknesses. Though the realization of the fact is something of a lagging indicator, the man is a laughing stock, whose lies and failures are all catching up with him.

    To the president the Democrats should be saying,
    Double or Nothing is Not a Foreign Policy.

    The great bulk of the public doesn't believe this president any more when he tries to gin up a phony crisis. They don't believe he'd have much of an idea of how to deal with a real one. Enough of the lies. Enough of the incompetence and failure.
    To wrap up the military metaphors (after all, I am a Quaker), there's a great line in Patton:
    Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
    That pretty much sums up the plan for the Democrats. The Republicans are the ones who have to defend their policies and their candidates against six years of an administration that has raised the level of incompetence, jingoism, bloviation, homophobia, and sheer greed to dizzying heights and twelve years of a Congress that makes the Corleone family come across like the Happy Hollisters. The electorate is responding to the idea of holding the GOP responsible for their record and not settling for the lame excuses and fear-mongering that they're offering as their campaign strategy.

    It's also a straw man argument for the Republicans to come back to the Democrats with "Well, where are your ideas? What are your big ideas?" It's a nice way to change the subject and deflect the attention away from their own troubles. Since 2006 is the election at hand and since it's not a presidential year, the Democrats really don't need to have a national plan; the races are in 435 House seats and 33 Senate seats, not for the White House. There are plenty of ideas and progressive plans out there in each district and state, applicable to the local races and conditions. Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid can talk about nebulous ideas of common sense economics and a strong global image, but the only way to even get to the table and make headway is for the Democrats to win back control of the House and Senate and then start putting their plans into action. As long as the GOP is in the majority, all the Democratic ideas and strategies are just so many talking points on the Sunday talk shows. Listen to the local races in Florida or Texas or Ohio and you'll hear the ideas from the next group of people who should be running this country. The election of 2008 can wait until we have seen who's in charge in 2007.

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    It's Late...It's Early... 

    Thanks to weather delays in Chicago on Sunday afternoon, my flight from Tulsa was delayed from 2:48 to 4:50, and my flight from Chicago to Miami was delayed from 6:15 to 8:50. I got home at 1:45 a.m.

    Posting will be a little late this morning...

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